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[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tutorial

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning walkthrough

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tips and tricks

[an-okay-writer]

CACKLING at the hot poly husband literally sniffing out the other gay in the room .... like yes obviously he is making eyes at Eddie Diaz .... that man is a Homosexual

[thatskepticalbitchcara]

no offense but almost every modern novel written by a misanthropic female author sounds the same.. I woke up today and had some coffee. I masturbated thinking about Brad. We aren’t together but we’re fucking. I am so much smarter than everyone else. Everything I say is witty, sarcastic, and clever in a way no one in the real world would ever speak. I take a drag from my cigarette and watch the man in the apartment across from me. I’ve always wondered what it would be like to have his dick in my mouth. Btw I have a deep and profound knowledge on niche topics that I casually refer to in conversation. Somehow everyone around me understands it. I’m cold and pale and my freezer dinner is ready. It’s spaghetti and existential dread night. I eat it with a glass of wine. Mommy dearest calls me. She has deposited my monthly check from my dead beat dad. I buy cigarettes and a vibrator. I am deeply unhappy.

[an-okay-writer]

friend of mine said i should watch andor and i said "idk i haven't ever seen star trek" and he had to pause and take a breath before sternly saying "i know what you're doing"

[an-okay-writer]

i'm an adult with grown up money & i am going to spend it on the cutest fucking lamp this country has ever seen

[an-okay-writer]

evan "it's ages 8 and up i checked" buckley being denied Chris Time On Halloween ...... tim minear can i talk to you in an alley out back for one second

[an-okay-writer]

dan and phil got me through my lonely teenage tumblr years and i'm so amused that i get to go into class as a university professor tomorrow and spend the whole lecture thinking about Gay Youtubers .....

[an-okay-writer]

eddie diaz drama queen allegations CONFIRMED because what do you mean he folded up his things nice and neat, wrote a cunty little note and came back with a scripted line ready to surprise Buck

[an-okay-writer]

the fact that we see eddie diaz introduced back to the show like he's a throwaway nobody ..... "look who i just picked up from the airport :)" as if he wouldn't be manic and insane texting the 118 constantly and checking in and descending into a pit of Catholic guilt over not being there ...... EDDIE EATING A CRUMPET AS IF HE WOULDN'T BE MAKING NEW HOLES IN THE DRYWALL OVER BOBBY ...... yeah i'm not okay with this.

[an-okay-writer]

ok i'm sorry but "there's a gaping hole in my life because eddies gone :(" to NOT THREE WORDS EXCHANGED WHEN THE MOST SIGNIFICANT PERSON IN BUCKS LIFE DIES????? please make it make sense

[an-okay-writer]

ok but i'm pissed off that after giving us NO EDDIE DURING THE MOST SIGNIFICANT HEART WRENCHING EPISODE they gave him two lines and one lil tear track in the big send-off.........they couldn't even include the buddie reunion??? because they were too busy showing us some random sad lady???? girl im sorry for your loss but idgaf i needed to see eddie diaz have an actual conversation with evan buckley

[an-okay-writer]

i'm sorry the chenford break up has been written so badly. where's the angst? the drama? the begging? tim screwed her over !!! what do you MEAN we get one fast forwarded convo where she's like tee hee i forgive you and all sins are forgiven just like that??? it's just being done so badly.

[an-okay-writer]

noooo india don't start a war with my country before I find out if bobby nash is still alive

[an-okay-writer]

ravi "isn't that illegal" pannikar directly defying orders from the US military is so funny to me. eddie wouldn't do anything illegal though -- eddie has a silver star.

[an-okay-writer]

from bobby not being able to remember ravis name to ravi potentially going to a high security prison for the team in two episodes flat ........ this isn't even found family anymore the 118 is a hostage situation you WILL become enmeshed whether you like it or not

[an-okay-writer]

buck what do i do about this recipe ... eddie what's hens favourite pie ... buck what do i do about this chess tournament ...... everyone around them doing their best to insert themselves into their lives and yet dumbass squared only listen to each other

[an-okay-writer]

sobbing because eddie is not a yapper. eddie has never been a yapper. eddie talked so much as an uber driver because he was so used to driving around with evan can't-shut-up buckley.