Cryptid emerges from cave

Lance (they/them/creature)|the horrors persist for they are in me |living my steal your wife screw your god era | Enjoy my nonsensical unfiltered (probably gay) ramblings | Profile Pic by the amazing @boxed-n-bottled-arson

[wildminti]

Rocky was going to say "fans of PHM" but Grace panicked! 🏳️‍🌈

[stereosonicanimatronic]

ryland grace is aroace. however he is also stratt’s dead wife, rocky’s red string of fate starcrossed soulmate, & intensely violently homosexual for mark “simon iron lung” iplier. all things are true & all things can coexist. peace & love on planet erid

[monarchbt]

Spoilers but not really:

Regardless if you liked or disliked the movie (I personally loved it, honestly a solid 8.5/10), we can ALL agree the anti spoiler message at the beginning was PEAK

[possumsarenice]

Shout everyone else taking the vow of silence today

[lyraeon]

get in the spaceship ryland

[magicalastronomies]

well if MY girlfriend put me in a timeloop because she was clingy and didn't want to lose me I would be delighted and flattered and would love her even more

[creatureunderyoursink]

Babygirk

[hailraykin-deactivated20230814]

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

[tamsong]

the end poem, julian gough / project hail mary (2026), dir. phil lord & christopher miller, gifs by @projecthailmarys

[starapture]

[cloudymorningsmakememad]

Peak Performance. This is the ideal body. Some may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[an-overcaffeinated-npc]

Chat I am bored and miss my girlfriend 😔

[2020knives]

do something to prev

shave them bald

put them in the timeloop

they must find your pages

trapped in mirror dimension

let them loose into the wild

introduce them somewhere else as an invasive species

put a plastic bag in their enclosure

fill them with milk and throw against the wall

turn them into marketable plushie

remove them from reality

study them in a petri dish

Voting ended onApr 6

[starapture]

[an-overcaffeinated-npc]

Chat the pretty girl said she liked the idea of me in werewolf fangs and I have never spent £40 so fast, and you know I got that next day shipping

[an-overcaffeinated-npc]

My body may be failing me, but I have been blessed by the gay gods

[tamsong]

the end poem, julian gough / project hail mary (2026), dir. phil lord & christopher miller, gifs by @projecthailmarys