Spice.

Anastasia Aveling. There is no doubt that I am the more interesting and intriguing twin. The only man I need in my life is Jack Daniels.

[ana-aveling]

Christmas is the reason I hate kids. They're stupid and spoilt and annoying and ugly and irritating and bratty and I just want to punch them in the face.

[ana-aveling]

I was having such a great time in fiji. And now I'm back in fucking Laguna. 

Somebody fill me in on the important shit;

Who is having the current teen pregnancy scare?

Who cheated on who with who?

Is there still a McDonalds near my house?

[laguna-gossip]

It seems my suspicions about Rebecca Aspen were true. She only likes taken guys. She’s recently added not only, as expected, Xavier Samford to her list of made cheaters, but she has also, apparently, hooked up with Tristan once again. Ana and Billie? Good luck, Bec. I don’t think I’ll be the only one sitting as far away as possible. With popcorn.

[ana-aveling]

HAHA Xaviers been with me all the time. GG stop reading shit you read on bathroom stall doors.

[ana-aveling]

I haven't heard anything about the Samfords for an entire week, did they finally die?

[ana-aveling]

texts xav

Ana: want

[laguna-gossip]

[ana-aveling]

Thanks Ana. Really. Matt’s our cousin GG. Shut up. And if you didn’t accept that cat into your home then you’re just a sad lonely person.

You're a terrible liar. Idiot.

[ana-aveling]

Tristan

I like spending time with you and even though your girlfriend ticks me off so much she is my boyfriends brother and I don't judge you for dating her. Just thought I'd let you know that you're a nice bloke.

Ana

[ana-aveling]

*Texts Ana*

Ana: I will be, only if it's leather.

Xavier: Don't use metaphors on me!!!!!!!!!

Ana: Wasn't a metaphor... was simply my wish list.

[ana-aveling]

*Texts Ana*

Ana: That's cute.

Xavier:..........................bitch

Ana: I will be, only if it's leather.

[ana-aveling]

Hayden

You are the biggest fucking faggot I have every met I actually despise you. You're so annoying seriously shut up before I put a gag ball in your mouth and strap you to my car and drive around until you get a concussion. Just thinking about you puts me in a bad mood and I just got the sweetest message from Xavier. If you don't delete your instagram I'm going to shove your phone up your colon so hard you never shit again.

Like; Your names ok.

Love you so much - Ana.

[ana-aveling]

*Texts Ana*

Xavier: No! fuck off, if anything you make me more manly and over protective!!!

Ana: That's cute.

[ana-aveling]

*Texts Ana*

Xavier: Delaney means it when she says she wants to go shopping with you

Ana: I had a feeling... puppy dog aye?

[delaneyswagford-blog]

Ana;

I like that you make my brother very happy. After spending time with you he is actually more like a pet puppy than a brother. And this is Xavier we’re talking about.

I do not like that you think you can go around being a big B word to everyone else, especially when they think quite highly of you.

I have been wanting to tell you that I think it would be fun if we went shopping sometime. Because I think that’s what people usually do with their boyfriend’s little sisters.

Please don’t make fun of me…

Hugs from Delaney

[ana-aveling]

Wow. Thanks Del. I guess we could go shopping some time... Thanks.

Love Ana.

[xavier-samford]

Ana;

[ana-aveling]

xavier-samford:

Fuck off you better not have fucked my best mate 

He does not deserve you’re perfect ass

Love Xav

Didn't happen. I promise.

L....ove Ana

[ana-aveling]

Xav;

I love your dick. I hate that your dick isn't in me.

Sincerely; Ana.

[ana-aveling]

[ana-aveling]

wanna find out?

Would love to.