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Hi. Can I ask what your full name is out of curiousity? Also, how tall are you?

My name is Hebert Patrick Dalton, and I’m 5′7″. My hobbies include cooking, running, and tennis. I like long walks on the beach and Long Island ice teas. And I’ll take my eggs sunny side up in the morning.☆

Do you find Milo attractive or have any romantic affections for him prior to knowing that he's in a relationship with Liam?

I mean... obviously I find him attractive. But I also think Liam is attractive too, so. What do you want from me.

I knew Milo like, all of a day before I found out he was seeing someone, so whatever? It’s not like that’s enough time to have romantic affections for someone. Attraction’s, like, out of your control anyway, it’s not a crime. And I don’t cheat. Or participate in cheating. And also they’re my friends?

Also I’m not defensive, like, at all. I’m just stating facts.

Just a reminder; you are a great and wonderful human. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!

Thanks!! You too! ♥

Where did you post that selfie you took at Archie and Ally's wedding? Please, tell me you saved it somewhere…!?

Yeah, my social media. What are selfies for if you don’t post them and exchange them for internet validation in the form of likes and numbers?

Do you have a big family?

Not really! It’s just me and my mom and my dad and my older sister. I have a couple aunts and a few cousins, but they’re kinda scattered across the coast a little bit and they’re not very close.

You mentioned you were seeing someone before moving. How serious was that relationship? Do you keep in touch with them at all?

It was pretty serious as far as my dating history goes, yeah! Obviously it wasn’t serious enough to last as a LDR, and I think maybe it was starting to feel like it had run its course, but at the time it was the longest I’d ever dated anyone. And we do still keep in touch! Mostly just on social media now.

He’s seeing someone else now. And I’m not jealous.

Honestly thought you were French for a very long time, up until I saw that your name is pronounced "Hee-burt." I'm only a little bit disappointed.

Okay cool! I’ll try really hard not to let that slight anonymous disappointment, y’know, absolutely destroy me when I try to fall asleep tonight!

do you like astrology?

I think I used to like it a lot more, but people who live by it make dating around soooo frustrating sometimes. If I weren’t single-and-looking I’d probably be able to find the joy in it again, but c’mon, if you don’t accept you’re kind of participating in something that’s obviously not real, and accept the joy in that, and you just use it to judge people before you even know them? Then what’s the point?

Also heads up it’s Virgo season, bitches. What’d you get me for my birthday? ☆

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milo gives off the sort of energy of a dude who fucks, yknow? not like he's a vixen, but definitely the guy who just happens to have a lot of sex because he's friendly and good at it-- YOU give off the energy that You Fuck. people pass you and think, "oh yea that guy? he Fucks". you look like you get a lot of sex, you look like you have men and women that wax poetic about you, you look like the ultimate cool coy lay. you, my man, have big dick energy.

hebert is this you. stop texting me this stuff, i already told you i have no idea how to respond to shit like this

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I said it, like, once. And I don’t repeat myself. ☆

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current addiction? (like candy or coffee or smoking or even beauty gurus... pls don't admit to any hard drugs LMAO)

I drink coffee kiiind of often, but as far as addictions go I would definitely say my number one vice is energy drinks.

Oh, and I can get pretty addicted to binging TV or Netflix, but I don’t really have a lot of time for that these days, so that’s more of like... a back-burner addiction for a rainy day. Oh oh, and wine, that’s on the list. Wine and cheese. What a power combination.

I hope you’ll be proud to hear I don’t do any drugs! I’m a good boy. ♥

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guilty pleasures?

Too many...

Buying myself flowers when I’m single, looking up exes on social media and comparing my life to theirs, taking stupid personality quizzes online, pretending I’m way more drunk than I am and seeing what people say to me when they think I won’t remember it, skipping working out to eat nutella with a spoon, listening to sad music for the sole purpose of making myself ugly cry, reading those stupid articles where every 2 sentences are on the next page and you have to click through them and you get 400 ads per page, lots of cheese, buying myself a piece of birthday cake at the market when its not my birthday and I don’t even have anything to celebrate, 3 AM walks in the city because it’s quieter and maybe very slightly more dangerous, recognizing someone somewhere I don’t expect them to be and following them for a little bit to see what they do before saying hi, drinking a whole bottle of wine by myself...

...I could keep going, but I think I’ve made my point.

Would you consider acting in porn?

Nah! I think that’s one of those things that’s inherently really sexy and tempting when you think about it, but would probably stop being sexy once I was actually doing it. Even if you’re really good at it and get really famous for it, being a porn star is still pretty niche, and nobody actually cares about you from knowing your work (at least in any way that’s not creepy). Also I’m not denying it takes skill, but the skill it takes isn’t the type of skill I’m interested in.

Is it too full of myself for me to say it would be a waste of my talent? ♥

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