I do have a cause, though, it is absurdity.
I am for it.
Unfortunately the civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it, owing to the nature of the laws, as a matter of freedom of speech and stifiling of free expression and so on, but we know what's really involved: dirty books are fun!
That’s all there is to it. But you can’t get up in a court and say that, I suppose. It’s simply a matter of freedom of pleasure, alright, which is not guaranteed by the constitution.
Anyway, since people seem to be marching for their causes these days, I have here a march for mine. It's called:

















