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when anybody tells me i can't do something, i prove them wrong. ind. & selective caroline forbes roleplay. low activity. can be canon compliant. heavily headcanon based.

[yoursobersponsor]

          ❛  just  because  i  tell  you  things  doesn’t  mean  you’re  allowed  to  know  them !  ❜

          @thatalpha​     /      𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵  𝑫𝑰𝑨𝑳𝑶𝑮𝑼𝑬  𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹     /      𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝟑 , 𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝟏.

[yoursobersponsor]

          ❛  y’know  ,  just  ‘cause  i  talk  a  lot  doesn’t  mean  i  always  know  what  i’m  actually  talking  about . ❜

@lizzei​     /      𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵  𝑫𝑰𝑨𝑳𝑶𝑮𝑼𝑬  𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹     /      𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝟐 , 𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞  𝟏𝟔.

[yoursobersponsor]

         ❛  i’m  not  avoiding  you ,  𝒊  𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒓 . ❜   her  expression  betrays  her  words ,  however .  ❛  okay ,  maybe  a  little . ❜

@vindication​     /      𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵  𝑫𝑰𝑨𝑳𝑶𝑮𝑼𝑬  𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹     /      𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝟐 , 𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝟏𝟑.

[careforbesdaily]

[yoursobersponsor]

𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬  𝑭𝑶𝑹  𝑨  𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵  𝑫𝑰𝑨𝑳𝑶𝑮𝑼𝑬  𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹 !  i’m  in  the  middle  of  a  rewatch .  lengths  will  vary . 

[yoursobersponsor]

👉👈

[yoursobersponsor]

𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬  𝑭𝑶𝑹  𝑨  𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵  𝑫𝑰𝑨𝑳𝑶𝑮𝑼𝑬  𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹 !  i’m  in  the  middle  of  a  rewatch .  lengths  will  vary . 

[yoursobersponsor]

𝒔𝒉𝒆    𝒘𝒂𝒔    𝒔𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒏    𝒂𝒏𝒅    𝒔𝒉𝒆    𝒉𝒂𝒅    𝒂    𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚    𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅    𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆             𝗌𝗈    𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍    𝗂𝗇    𝗉𝖾𝖺𝖼𝖾   ,   𝗌𝗈    𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍    𝗌𝗁𝖾    𝖼𝖺𝗇    𝗆𝗈𝗏𝖾    𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗐𝖺𝗋𝖽 .   written   &   loved   by   cait .    ©

[littlelovelymemes]

✰  —  —  *  PARKS & RECREATION SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  i tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and i broke everything.  ’ ‘  i typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.  ’ ‘  there’s only one thing i hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.  ’ ‘  don’t be such a baby. i cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.  ’ ‘  i really only listen to german death reggae and halloween sound effects records from the 1950s.  ’ ‘  whenever she asks me for the latin names of any of our plants, i just give her the names of rappers.  ’ ‘  i once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks.  ’ ‘  i didn’t actually sell my last car, i just forgot where i parked it.  ’ ‘  i don’t know who al gore is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask.  ’ ‘  when they say 2% milk, i don’t know what they other 98% is.  ’ ‘  i’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days so i’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.  ’ ‘  upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me.  ’ ‘  since i am not a rabbit, no, i do not want a salad.  ’ ‘  you’re like an angel with no wings.  ’ ‘  oh my god you have to stop using the word ‘nipple.’  ’ ‘  you’re right, i know. i have to be a grown up… but it’s so hard!  ’ ‘  i was reading an encyclopedia and i tripped or ‘fell over’ and hit my head. or ‘brain helmet.’  ’ ‘  oh my god, your boobs are dead.  ’ ‘  i have a medical condition, alright! it’s called caring too much and it’s incurable!  ’ ‘  he put all my records into this rectangle! the songs just play one right after the other! this is an excellent rectangle!  ’ ‘  if i keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, i will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.  ’ ‘  guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.  ’ ‘  jogging is the worst. i mean, i know it keeps you healthy, but god, at what cost?  ’ ‘  i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.  ’ ‘  i know this and i love you.  ’ ‘  that’s too much responsibility. i gotta find a way out of this.  ’ ‘  you are a wonderful person. your friendship means a lot to me and you look very beautiful.  ’ ‘  i was kind of getting sick of listening to them talk about their relationship, but then i remembered that alcohol existed.  ’ ‘  i got stung once and i’m immune. go ahead and sting me, bees! it does nothing!  ’ ‘  i’m not afraid of cops! i have no reason to be. i never break any laws, ever… because i’m deathly afraid of cops.  ’ ‘  i’m fine. it’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and i’m always tired.  ’ ‘  there will be alcohol there, so i will go as well.  ’ ‘  i can’t go because i don’t want to.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna stay angry, i find that relaxes me!  ’ ‘  i don’t want to seem overdramatic, but i don’t really care what happens here.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna leave early and go home.  ’ ‘  if any of you need anything at all, too bad.  ’ ‘  you have never been neutral on anything in your life. you have an opinion on pockets.  ’ ‘  dance up on me!  ’ ‘  i have an idea, it’s very uncool. it’s not illegal, technically. but it is a dick move.  ’ ‘  one time my refrigerator stopped working. i didn’t know what to do. i just moved.  ’ ‘  you’re stupid and you’re drunk and you’re stupid.  ’ ‘  you don’t even know one thing. i didn’t even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and i didn’t even do it once.  ’ ‘  i’m like an elephant, okay? if i walk into a room, it’s like, ‘oh he’s in there.’  ’ ‘  bababooey.  ’ ‘  mac and cheese pizza?! you’re making that?!  ’ ‘  i was dying earlier today. and then i died. now i’m dead.  ’ ‘  the only thing i will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!  ’ ‘  i don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like 100 years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.  ’ ‘  i have been kind of tense lately. just thinking about the new star wars sequel.  ’ ‘  it does look sad. kind of. sorry for stepping on you, floor.  ’ ‘  if you rearrange the letters of peru, you can spell europe.  ’ ‘  you’re as guilty as you are sexy.  ’ ‘  this maze is like a maze.  ’ ‘  sometimes when i blow my nose, i get a boner. i don’t know why. it just happens.  ’ ‘  so i feel like you were mad at me yesterday and i don’t know why so i made a list of everything i did and i’m gonna try not to do any of them again.  ’ ‘  no, i’m not crying, okay? i’m allergic to jerks!  ’ ‘  i don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are… actually, it’s going to bug me if i don’t.  ’ ‘  with all due respect, you’re a major dick.  ’ ‘  the calzones… betrayed me?  ’ ‘  who hasn’t had gay thoughts?  ’ ‘  do you think a depressed person could make this? no!  ’ ‘  i like your energy. what do you say you and i ride go-karts later?  ’ ‘  three words: treat. yo. self.  ’ ‘  treat yo self. it’s the best day of the year!  ’ ‘  i’ll tell you what. here’s the deal. if you get fired, i’ll quit, and we’ll leave together. i’m serious! move to a new city, change our names… burn our fingertips off with acid… swap faces… if we have to.  ’ ‘  monsters don’t have souls? uh, have you seen monsters inc?  ’ ‘  i make my money the old fashioned way: i got run over by a lexus.  ’ ‘  i took this thing called ‘zapvigil’ which apparently is what israeli fighter pilots use to stay awake so… right now it looks like i’m talking to a giant crab. stay away from me crab!  ’ ‘  well, you suck at being polite, sir.  ’ ‘  at one point, for no reason, i just took off my shoes and held them in my hand.  ’ ‘  three, two, one, and my shift’s over… what the fuck is your problem?!  ’ ‘  math is worthless in real life. i mean, there’s an app for calculating tips. that’s all you need.  ’ ‘  your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely.  ’ ‘  just because i can’t go out with him, someone else can? wow.  ’ ‘  oh, this is bad. i should not have done this.  ’ ‘  she’s the worst person i’ve ever met. i want to travel the world with her.  ’ ‘  no, no, no, no. i’m not lonely. i have me.  ’ ‘  i love watching russian traffic accidents on youtube while i play children’s music at the wrong rpm.  ’ ‘  god, i am so annoyed that he would hypothetically do that.  ’ ‘  you beautiful, rule-breaking moth.  ’ ‘  you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby.  ’ ‘  you beautiful tropical fish.  ’ ‘  hope no one minds if i livetweet this bitch!  ’ ‘  i just want to hear the doctor say that he had a fart attack. is that too much to ask?  ’ ‘  the only things i like are dogs and sleeping late.  ’ ‘  it kind of sucks that i’m super broke and i want to buy you stuff and it’s embarrassing that i can’t.  ’ ‘  i don’t want anything. i just want to hang out with you.  ’ ‘  you’ve killed my spirit. my spirit’s blood is on your hands.  ’ ‘  i hate people.  ’ ‘  you can see the stars, which i hate. they’re creepy.  ’ ‘  i will kill you slowly with a giant syringe.  ’ ‘  what? i love garbage.  ’ ‘  i only tell the truth when it makes me sound like i’m lying.  ’ ‘  i want to be burned at the stake.  ’ ‘  i’m going to murder you a thousand times.  ’ ‘  people who buy things are suckers.  ’ ‘  this is 100% certified for realskis.  ’ ‘  well, if there’s anyone who can bring my parents together, it’s no one. no one can ever bring them together.  ’ ‘  getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do because every day you come home and you’re just like, ‘what? it’s you! i love you! you’re my sexy roommate. we love each other.’  ’ ‘  i am 100% certain that i am 0% sure of what i’m going to do.  ’ ‘  my anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours.  ’ ‘  maybe we should find the person who stole your positive attitude.  ’ ‘  scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. i believe i am that human being.  ’ ‘  messy is fun, okay? my whole life is a giant mess and i love it.  ’ ‘  friendship is better because friends help you move. they drive you to the airport. boyfriends just… love you and marry you.  ’ ‘  i hope you brought a change of clothes cause your eyes are about to piss tears.  ’ ‘  everything hurts and i’m dying.  ’ ‘  i need you to text me every 30 seconds saying everything’s gonna be okay.  ’ ‘  let me just say, from the bottom of my heart: my bad.  ’ ‘  there are no consequences to my actions anymore. i’m like a white, male u.s. senator.  ’ ‘  hey, are you busy? and writing star trek fan fiction does not count.  ’ ‘  what do we…? like, what do we do? like, what do we do? um, how- how do we- how…? how… how… how? what do we do?!  ’ ‘  oh, also, i have a little secret… i’m drunk.  ’ ‘  i do say the cutest stuff.  ’ ‘  i don’t want to cause a panic… news flash: we’re screwed!  ’ ‘  velvet slippies, cashmere socks, velvet pants, cashmere turtle. i’m a cashmere-velvet candy cane.  ’ ‘  you shut your mouth! you have all the strengths!  ’ ‘  never half-ass two things. whole-ass one thing.  ’ ‘  i’m a simple man. i like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.  ’ ‘  i guess i kind of hate most things, but i never really seem to hate you.  ’ ‘  time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. let’s go!  ’ ‘  i have no idea what i’m doing, but i know i’m doing it really, really well.  ’ ‘  ovaries before brovaries.  ’ ‘  sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.  ’ ‘  i have never taken the high road, but i tell people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.  ’ ‘  just remember, every time you look up at the moon, i, too, will be looking at a moon. not the same moon, obviously. that’s impossible.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna go live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross.  ’ ‘  i love games that turn people against each other.  ’ ‘  i don’t care about that prize, but i’m gonna win because i want his happiness to go away.  ’ ‘  that is the coolest sentence i have ever heard somebody talk.  ’ ‘  i wanted to make fun of stupid people while i get drunk. my two true passions.  ’ ‘  i am big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself.  ’ ‘  if i could go back in time and cut your eyeballs out, i would.  ’

[queensmaker]

Stefan says that she’s his family now, and she cracks open the box to discover a stunning, cushion-cut, paved-banded diamond ring nestled inside. (x)

[vaememes]

✦    THE   VAMPIRE   DIARIES   BOOK   PROMPTS   !    

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF TVD BOOK PROMPTS, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ I’ve been in love. It’s painful, pointless and overrated. ❞

❝ Evil will never find peace. It may triumph, but it will never find peace. ❞

❝ And this is how the ending starts. ❞

❝ Anyone capable of love is capable of being saved. ❞

❝ Go to hell. ❞

❝ Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn about anyone else. ❞

❝ Get away from my brother. Before I tear your heart out. ❞

❝ Come back as a vampire and I will stake you myself cause I can’t stand the idea of you hating me forever. ❞

❝ Witches are supposed to maintain the balance of nature. ❞

❝ What kind of world is it that lets a thing like that happen? ❞

❝ Do you not think he would be satisfied? At peace? ❞

❝ Where does the flame of a candle go after is faded? ❞

❝ What is your—your father—going to do to you when he finds out that you allowed this? ❞

❝ It doesn’t matter if you can’t say it right now. ❞

❝ I’ll say it for both of us. And someday you’ll learn. ❞

❝ I want him to love me as much as I love him. ❞

❝ There’s nothing to read into. ❞

❝ Did I just say what I thought I said? ❞

❝ I’m playing with fire, with something I don’t understand.. ❞

❝ What made him think that he could rejoin the world of daylight? ❞

❝ Most of all, he was tired of being alone. ❞

❝ Right now everything looks so strange to me, as if I don’t belong here. ❞

❝ And the worst thing is that I feel there’s somewhere I do belong, but I just can’t find it. ❞

❝ Is it working? Being in her world? Does it make you feel alive? ❞

❝ Perhaps she’ll find that real darkness is more to her taste than feeble twilight. ❞

❝ I swear she will never know my secret. She will never have to give up the sunlight because of me. ❞

❝ There would never be a place where he could belong completely, where he could truly be himself. ❞

❝ In grace and beauty and sheer fascination, they were alike. ❞

❝ Evil will never find peace. It may triumph, but it will never find peace. ❞

❝ But there was one memory he must truly not disturb. ❞

❝ What more do you want?  What can you do with two that you can’t do with one? ❞

❝ If you’re going to be queen of the school, you have to put up with the consequences. ❞

❝ What’s the use of being queen of the school if you can’t pull a little rank sometimes? ❞

❝ I would have thought even you could understand such a simple sentence, Father. ❞

❝ Shall I repeat it in Latin for you? ❞

❝ Oh, so that’s why you’re dumping me. ❞

❝ I’m too good for you. I should have realized that before. ❞

❝ I’m going to be young and beautiful in my coffin. Don’t you think that’s romantic? ❞

❝ You twist people around your little finger and I don’t think you even know you’re doing it. ❞

❝ I’m such a dumb sucker I might even agree to do it. ❞

❝ A gentleman doesn’t force his company on anyone. ❞

❝ Is that what it takes to get a word out of you? Does someone have to be nearly murdered? ❞

❝ All questions answered, all fears put to rest, all doubts removed. ❞

❝ I am as strong as you are, brother, and I fear nothing in the shadows or the sunlight either. ❞

❝ Do you love her enough to give up that as well? ❞

❝ It doesn’t matter if you can say it right now.  I’ll say it for both of us. ❞

❝ Interesting things happen in the dark … sometimes. ❞

❝ I believe it. Whatever happens, we’ll be together. ❞

❝ I only did it because I wanted to be close to you. Brothers should be close. ❞

❝ You’re distressed, I suppose, because of my little excursion into your territory. ❞

❝ I never lie about anything important. Or do I mean unimportant? ❞

❝ Anyway, your beauteous damsel nearly swooned into my arms. ❞

❝ And if you try to stop me from taking her, I will kill you. ❞

❝ I could feel your anger from the other side of town. ❞

❝ I can waken things inside you that have been sleeping all your life. ❞

❝ You’re strong enough to live in the dark, to glory in it. ❞

❝ You can become a queen of the shadows. Why not take that Power, [NAME]? ❞

❝ I hate you. You disgust me. And there’s nothing you can do to me, not any more. ❞

❝ And you can’t intimidate me, [NAME], or haven’t you noticed? ❞

❝ There might be danger—of a kind you don’t know about. ❞

❝ Mind if I have a bite? ❞

❝ The more you belong to the dark, the more the rules of the dark bind you. ❞

❝ And you and I are enemies, [NAME]. We can never be anything else. ❞

❝ I guess you don’t have a way with animals. ❞

❝ You should have killed both of us at once. ❞

❝ What more can you do to me? Killing me would be a mercy. ❞

❝ I ran out of mercy for you a century ago. ❞

❝ Would you rather that she were really dead? ❞

❝ Do you regret it when you eat too much steak?  Feel sorry for the cow?   ❞

❝ And you’re not even sorry?  You don’t even regret it. ❞

❝ No one is what they appear. ❞

❝ Do you want me to imitate a violin? ❞

❝ I can’t go down there.  They think I’m dead! ❞

❝ If you’re looking for evil, you don’t have to look far. ❞

❝ Brothers should share things, you know. ❞

❝ You don’t get to be a vampire by yourself.  Somebody has to make you one. ❞

❝ I told you nobody that gorgeous could be a psycho killer. ❞

❝ I think you’re getting Stephen King mixed up with Lewis Carrol. ❞

❝ Little brother, the world is full of what you call ‘wrong,’ ❞

❝ There’s no excuse for giving up just because it looks like we’re going to lose. ❞    

❝ I wonder what you get for that these days? ❞    

❝ You’re not as different from us as you want us to think. ❞    

❝ Oh, it’s all too much to explain and you wouldn’t believe it anyway. ❞    

❝ Why do people always assume that volume will succeed when logic won’t? ❞    

❝ No one is alone.  Not really.  No one is ever alone. ❞    

❝ Will you remember?  For me?  Just that … I loved once—just once, really, in my whole life. ❞    

❝ If you touch her again, you vicious bitch, I will rip out your throat. ❞    

❝ I see you!  You wait right there—I’m coming to kill you! ❞    

❝ I’ve heard of mixed signals, but I’ve never seen them. ❞    

❝ They hurt you, didn’t they, little redbird?  I saw … I saw your face. ❞    

❝ If you are happy, that’s all I want, after that prison. I can live; I can die . . peacefully. ❞    

❝ It won’t make any difference in the end—if you know what I mean? ❞    

❝ You were holding me, but you completely forgot my existence … ❞    

❝ I’m blind, deaf, my senses are haywire-and you laugh! ❞    

❝ I know what you see in the dark.  You’re the bravest person I know. ❞    

❝ You say I always make you say it first, so I’ll confound you.  I love you, [NAME]. ❞  

❝ Do you ever sort of slip and get that feeling like, ‘Oh, whoops, there goes the whole universe’? ❞    

[hencethencewhence]

[dovingmemes]

random sentence starters

random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.

“ who do you think you are? “

“ wait , did you just say you love me? “

“ please just … leave me alone. “

“ i’m so happy! “

“ is this a gift for me? “

“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “

“ i love you. “

“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “

“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “

“ w — what? “

“ … i’m sorry. “

“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “

“ bitch , guess what? “

“ oh my god … “

“ fuck you to fucking hell! “

“ man … go to hell. “

“ what did you just send me? “

“ what did you just say? “

“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “

“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “

“ are you jealous? “

“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “

“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “

“ you’re so stupid. “

“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “

“ you don’t want me. “

“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “

“ let me take you out on a date. “

“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “

“ no! don’t tickle me! “

“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “

“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “

“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “

“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “

“ so what will it be tonight? “

“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “

“ i don’t love you. “

“ you don’t love me. “

“ … is there something you want? “

“ you know , you’re really cute. “

“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “

“ shh … don’t cry. “

“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “

“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “

“ hello darkness my old friend … “

“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “

[watson-emma]

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[yoursobersponsor]

𝒔𝒉𝒆    𝒘𝒂𝒔    𝒔𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒏    𝒂𝒏𝒅    𝒔𝒉𝒆    𝒉𝒂𝒅    𝒂    𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚    𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅    𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆             𝗌𝗈    𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍    𝗂𝗇    𝗉𝖾𝖺𝖼𝖾   ,   𝗌𝗈    𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍    𝗌𝗁𝖾    𝖼𝖺𝗇    𝗆𝗈𝗏𝖾    𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗐𝖺𝗋𝖽 .   written   &   loved   by   cait .    ©

[buckybarsn]

Isn’t killing cute defenseless animals the first step to serial killer?

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