There Will Be A Healing

she/her. cisgender/neurotypical/latte. old. blow the world up until u die

[anakin-slopdrinker]

[anakin-slopdrinker]

they dont wanna distract from their super serious literary legends novelbooks by saying Jizz not realizing the absence of jizz resounds louder than its presence ever could

[anakin-slopdrinker]

& theyre still sending glupp shitto to ass planet

[shuttershocky-deactivated202512]

Noooooo they retconned Star Wars Jizz

[stopiwanttotalkaboutcheese]

[aethersquid]

The implication that Jizz is just a local name on Tatooine is really funny though because I can imagine Luke huddled around a radio with a bunch of other rebels, hearing a song he likes, and going "oh turn it up I love jizz!" And all the other rebels just turning and staring at him.

[televisionenjoyer]

Well at least this still mentions the planet orto which means ass or particularly anus in some spanish dialects. Small victories.

[anakin-slopdrinker]

they dont wanna distract from their super serious literary legends novelbooks by saying Jizz not realizing the absence of jizz resounds louder than its presence ever could

[angelicguy]

They had Homer's strength, Lisa's wisdom, Bart's speed, Marge's grace and Maggie's potential. Their face was genderless, yellow and beautiful.

[fagstaynight]

Guy who is roommates with among us: Hey man thanks for doing all your tasks

Among us: No problem

[noirnil]

demon

[insecuregodcomplex]

[anakin-slopdrinker]

Yuge Jumpster 🥹

[anakin-slopdrinker]

innovated culinary based smoking cessation aids

hyperconcetrated micronized aubergine aoili (0.0025 mg nicotine per serving) (potentially harmful glycoalkaloid concentrations)

cigar smoked salmon lox (0.5mg nicotine per serving) (controlled or illegal in some jurisdictions)

[anakin-slopdrinker]

jamaican jerk sauce is so delicious becayse of its resemblance to the flavor profile of clove cigs... follow for more goth grill daddy science

[anakin-slopdrinker]

im hungry btw

[thelastsongimwastingonyou]

no way

[anakin-slopdrinker]

eartheater should go back the alleghenies and live in a amish commune and start writing shapenote compositions about when a pickup truck accelerates after the flatbed got rained in and water splashes everywhere

[anakin-slopdrinker]

according to all known laws of aviation i should like eartheater but fsr when i listen to her im just like Alright fckin i get it u like chewing on ur shirt and then sucking ur spit out of it but ur a New Yawk shawty so U have to be all MFA about it. Okay. Word of Power: Nine Eleven 🛩🛩

[anakin-slopdrinker]

i also got tricked last 2 yearz into paying 1/3 again as much rent as i bartered for cuz my roommate got #Divorced before we move in 2 gether (& Alhamdullilah that he did) and honestly im gr8ful because now im used to paying like solo 1 bed apartment amounts of rent. so i can get my ass out of here qithout having to like grovel and crawl around trying to find someone and then wprry either that theyre annoying or that we have a sort of "final fantasy 7 house" dynamic

[anakin-slopdrinker]

this post is gna reveal my "liveralism" well rlly pragmatism but i talked w my tantric buddhist faith based counselor today about how to have a better work ethic and relationship to money i just would like 2 get a point in life where im not softlocked like a video game out of doing baseline practical stuff like making a phone call or getting home from a function because i dont have literal 2 and 3 digit sums of money. and all i rlly need to be making is like 40-50k a year (for bills etc in this area of the country) but ive so sunken into the paupers grindset that im like yeah 20-30k is normal and thats what i can pull in. but its opportunities & such about, side gigs and hustles & the like. i can resource my community i can resource my skills. and brothers & sisters i can hop on that barter ecpnomy 2 because im not 2 communist 2 swap spit w The Trotsky , enjoy shopping at walmart tankies