I See Through The Lies of The Jedi

Julia | 31yo | Anakin's #1 Defender | Collector of angry, broken boys Letterboxd | Serializd | Bluesky | Discord

[spider-mann]

Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith (2005) Directed by George Lucas

[ruby-dolcetto]

[gojuo]

[usernanami]

#FERAL ZENIN TOJI

[gojuo]

Those who inherited the curse of the Zen'in family... The one who couldn't fully leave behind that curse... They would all bear witness to the bare flesh of the one who is free... To the one who left it all behind and his overwhelming intensity!

JUJUTSU KAISEN / 呪術廻戦 Fluctuations, Part 2, "揺蕩-弐-"

[anakinologist]

Gay people when they pass each other in public

[mlmanakin]

who do we think was dumber:

dooku, who just outright failed at convincing obi-wan to join him to defeat sidious

maul, who succeeded at convincing ahsoka to join him to defeat sidious, then un-succeeded by choosing pretty much the only wrong answer to “what do you want with anakin skywalker”

[angelsaxis]

Dooku didn’t say enough and maul wouldn’t shut the fuck up it’s perfectly in character for both of them

[morrigan-disapproves]

[anakinologist]

Hey quick question, y'all: What the fuck ??

[anakinologist]

Bringing Wei Ying to the cloud recesses is the equivalent of bringing home your biker gang boyfriend to meet your uber-conservative parents

[shiruba-tsuki]

Lan Zhan, you’re drunk. No. Where are you going? Back to Gusu. Wait! Um… You don’t want the kids to see us like this, do you? …Hanguang-jun, you sure have some interesting things inside your sleeve. Do you not like any of them? Do you prefer joss paper? Joss paper is for the deceased. You are not. So that’s what he meant when he said “no need”.

[anakinologist]

So Satoru really the fandom bicycle, huh ??

[anakinologist]

Star Trek TOS, S01 E05 - The Enemy Within

[anakinologist]

REMINDER

if y'all gonna write Jay-den/Kyle smut, I'mma need y'all to remember that Klingons have redundant systems—and canonically have two dicks

I'm all for canon divergence but don't take away my boy's double weenie

[anakinologist]

Movie Moments that Live in my Head Rent-Free

Barbershop (2002)

The Apple Juice Scandal

[go-see-a-starwar]

This is Anakin Skywalker: The most powerful Jedi of his generation. Perhaps of any generation. The fastest. The strongest. An unbeatable pilot. An unstoppable warrior. On the ground, in the air or sea or space, there is no one even close. He has not just power, not just skill, but dash: that rare, invaluable combination of boldness and grace. He is the best there is at what he does. The best there has ever been. And he knows it.