anakin is trash and so am i

| Siggi | 21 | trans pretty boy | punk-solas' Star Wars side blog. People can ship whatever they want but obikin squicks me tf out so will probably block for it.

[darkroguescribe]

Star Wars Adventures 12 is literally Anidala fan service and I love it!

[pahrak-the-sinnoh-slizer]

the most disappointing thing about the new star wars trilogy is that it’ll break the tradition of ending each trilogy with anakin skywalker/darth vader getting set on fire

[skywalkerapologist]

listen if force ghost yoda can set something in the physical world on fire there’s no reason he couldn’t summon anakin’s ghostly ass for a good roasting

[bob-belcher]

[starwarsisair]

[winterswake]

Solo: A Star Wars Story // The Empire Strikes Back  (ง •̀_•́)ง  (ง •̀_•́)ง 

[lenoreamidala]

I’m older now than my father ever was

[thevagueambition]

for the record, my accounts elsewhere:

fandom twitter: chaos_bi

ao3: MagicalDragon

deviantart: julyborn

ask for insta and discord

[toogaytofunctionmusic]

Remember that time George Lucas casually inserted the dialogue “you’re shorter than I expected” when Anakin Skywalker encounters General Grievous in Episode III, indicating that he had never seen him before? And then they made a tv show set *before* those events and Dave Filoni had to spend 6 seasons doing narrative backflips to keep these two, the main protagonist and a major antagonist, from ever meeting face to face? Because of one throwaway line? Remember that?

I do. It’s my favorite goddamn obscure Star Wars trivia please put it on my fucking gravestone.

[chandrilas-deactivated20180714]

[thevagueambition]

Modern AU Anakin for a Halloween party

[biscuitsarenice]

Black Hollywood: ‘They’ve Gotta Have Us’

[morticiahaddams-deactivated2019]

What? Your friend is a liar, man. Kylo Ren is a punk bitch.

[praetor-canis]

Interesting Thought Experiment: Anakin Skywalker from an Asian POV

I was reading this fanfiction on AO3 of a crossover between Naruto and SW, when I started thinking about the character traits of TPM Anakin from an Eastern Perspective.

And it hit me, Little Ani was a perfectly good kid in TPM. Hell, if the kid had been presented in front of a cache of martial artists in Asia, they’d be fighting each other to get him under their wing, instead of uttering words of foreboding, telling everyone who would listen that this kid is dangerous.

Anakin’s fear and worry for his mother would not have been perceived as signs of darkness but as the wonderful trait of filial piety. In fact, had he been calm and detached the whole time, had he been able to just shrug off the immense feeling of loss at leaving his mother like that, the martial artists would’ve been far more worried and probably would think Anakin to heartless and cold. There’s a common belief that if you could forget your own birth mother so easily, you wouldn’t have much loyalty to your adopted family of warriors either. They would’ve helped the kid in freeing his mother and encouraged him to visit whenever there’s off-time or vacation because most martial artists would recognize the difference between unhealthy, baseless fear and understandable worry for an actual problem that needed to be resolved. 

And then there are the other traits, behold the 7 virtues of Bushido, which is a general list of traits and standards that one should uphold to be considered a good human being. Little Ani practically displayed all of these character traits during the events of TPM. Sure, he had anger issues, but the kid’s only nine, there’s still time to help him work through it and teach him how to handle these powers. Another common belief amongst the Chinese: If the student’s already perfect in everything but skillset, what use do you have for a master? 

Any martial arts faction would’ve been proud to induct Anakin as an initiate and the master that gets him would be counting his lucky stars for being able to have an apprentice like this. If you see a kid like this in any Wuxia genre story, people would be falling over themselves to praise and befriend him. And yet, the space cult monks only see his darkness. Seriously??!

Bottom Line: Anakin Skywalker was a great kid, perfect af martial artist material but the space cults ruined him. The poor kid would have done so much better as a wandering swordsman or samurai. 

FIGHT ME ON THIS, I DARE YOU.

[itsasimplereason]

Hey Y’all! I am back!! If you were wondering why I was MIA for so long, I blame this piece, but here it is finally! 

It started out as me going “huh I think it would be fun to make a “family tree” with Padawans and Masters” …and then it just kept getting bigger and bigger….somebody please help these people they’re all connected and they’ve all got issues….

Anyways! I hope you enjoy it! 

The Dark Side is Red The Light Side is Blue

Characters (from left to right) First Row: Darth Maul, Ezra Bridger, Caleb Dume/Kanan Jarrus Second Row: Darth Sidious/Sheev Palpatine, Savage Opress,  Cyslin Myr, Depa Billaba Third Row: Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus, Yoda, Mace Windu Fourth Row: Asajj Ventress, Qui-Gon Jinn, Rey, Luke Skywalker, Snoke Fifth Row: Ky Narec, Feemor, Xanatos, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ben Solo/Kylo Ren Sixth Row: Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader, Ahsoka Tano

This took so long, please someone reblog it haha

[movedtotatstudies-blog]

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[sauntering-down]

Jango literally none of this would’ve happened if you hadn’t decided taking your preteen to a triple execution was a good father-son bonding activity

[markantonys]

small brain: padme was a virgin and anakin was not on their wedding night

medium brain: neither of them were virgins

big brain: both of them were virgins

exploding brain: anakin was a virgin and padme was not

[grand-duc]

#star wars#padme amidala#Anakin Skywalker#anakin/padme#exploding brain is me#padme is a smooth queen#anakin is awkward AF#also demi

Awkward AF, demi and also from a religious order that frowns upon personal relationships.

Whereas Padmé, who I do think was probably on the Ace spectrum too*, would have instead been encouraged if not pressured to date and have romantic/sexual relationships by her culture. 

(*Personnal headacanon is Padmé had one or two datemates before Anakin, because they expressed interest and she had no rational objections to them, so she went along, because it’s what people do, and yeah sure it was all nice but really so is having ice cream with a bunch of friends, Padmé doesn’t see what the big deal is all abou….. Holy shit Ani grew up….Holy shit he’s hot now….. what do?…. Sola stop laughing it’s not funny!)