[carvedhopeonmywrist]

eternal ass june ive already reincarnated 10,000 lives this month

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[hihosylvie]

My dealer: got some straight gas🤑🔥it’s called ‘circular narrative’💯🤯🥵 I’m told it’ll get you fucked up 🥶👊💪

Me: yeah whatever.

*10 minutes later*

Me pacing in front of the player: there must’ve been something we could’ve done to prevent this.

My buddy, Rosencrantz (or is he Guildenstern?): we’ll know better next time.

[gokusclit]

[thesluts2004]

she is so unbelievably real

[godkissedme]

but on good days i am charming as Fuck

[bonivers]

the whole world seems to revolve around marriage i’m bored

[sexybritishllama]

becoming a member of the ageing tumblr populace will have you typing shit like 'why am i always buying new tubes of toothpaste' and posting it to your followers with zero thought zero hesitation like yuuuup. really knocked it out of the park with this one

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[fairycosmos]

a light within me was stamped out but im chill