butt

it kylie

[valtsv]

me online: *will talk everyone’s ear off about my interests given the slightest chance*

person i know irl: so what are your interests/hobbies?

me:

[onlytwitterpics]

[anal-apocalypse]

women's shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera

men's shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN

[zodiacale]

full offense but if you don’t have intentions of loving someone back who loves you then don’t fuck around with them on a mental or physical or emotional level

[anal-apocalypse]

.,,,/,.

[findyourocean-deactivated201812]

[anal-apocalypse]

this is the worst website ever wnd i have anxirtety

[painbitteranguishdeathmurderblah]

me: jsut send a normal text with no keysmashes just send a text w no keysmashes just send a 

someone: hey

me: WSKJDFHB hi

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

does anyone

[kohlrabae-deactivated20170524]

no

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

damn thanks anyway

[tohkyo]

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[porterr-robinson]

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[adurot]

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

[sneater]

i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

[onion-bagels]

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

[anal-apocalypse]

just checking

[leyla35-deactivated20180706]

I have no self of steam

[bopeep]