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cupids-poison-blog

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

godwrensatan

*likes* *reads it* *vigorously unlikes and reblogs*

confused-and-all-bi-myself-deac

*unliked and reblogged angrily*

evianic

This is the crystal hand of prosperity. Reblog in 300 seconds to have a year of good money management and raises. ⬆💱⬆💲💰💲⬆💱⬆

placentaur-archive

@ people who write fic of siblings: we don’t constantly call each other “big sis” or “little brother” stop doing that

shakespork

list of things i have called my little brother:

nerd lord

bitchass

bruh

my lad

boyo

bro bro

10 thousand variations of his name

list of things i have never in my life said to my little brother:

little brother

his actual name

what-even-is-thiss

Things I call my lil bro:

Butthead

Dude

The dude

The boy

Little man

Bud

That one nickname he hates

Thor

Things my lil bro calls me:

Older sibling

Jerk

All the possible variations of my names and deadname known to man

Person

Dude

all-da-fandoms

Things I call my older siblings:

Stuffy

shorty

their name but in a weird voice

jerk

dickhead

bro bro

asshat

a nickname such as michael michael motorcycle

a name that sounds close to their name but just different enough to be upsetting (Ex. Eric instead of Aric)

Things my siblings call me:

brat

drama queen

dork

weirdo

adam (fuckin supernatural reference)

lots more

parano-vigilant

Things I call my sibling @analogic-lover

-nerd

-gay

-dingus

-doof

-flingle

Things I don’t call them:

Little sister

Their name

analogic-lover

things i call my older sister @parano-vigilant :

-older nerd

-gay

-dingus

-aaaaaAAAAAAAAAA

-many other strange names that probably include the word older

-humblr

#writer things

radiolightning

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

my-bokuto-san-deactivated201904

always reblog

ask-shoto

reblogging bc i love all of my followers - mod

raspberriesonharrystummy

Reblog if its ok to message you during this holiday season incase Im feeling lonely or out of place during family events because no one should be alone on Christmas

significant-what

don’t be lonely, friends. i’m here for you. 💜

k9effect

GET NET NEUTRALITY TRENDING AGAIN

G E T N E T N E U T R A L I T Y T R E N D I N G A G A I N

GET NET NEUTRALITY TRENDING AGAIN

👏G👏E👏T 👏N👏E👏T👏N👏E👏U👏T👏R👏A👏L👏I👏T👏Y👏T👏R👏E👏N👏D👏I👏N👏G👏A👏G👏A👏I👏N👏

GET👏NET👏NEUTRALITY👏TRENDING👏AGAIN

fight4future

The FCC will soon vote to kill net neutrality. But Congress can stop them if they hear from constituents now.

Yesterday afternoon the House subcommittee that provides Congressional oversight for the FCC held an important hearing about the agency’s current plans, including current Chairman (and former Verizon lawyer) Ajit Pai’s move to gut Title II net neutrality protections that prevent ISPs from controlling what we do online with throttling, censorship, and extra fees.

With Capitol Hill’s attention now on the FCC, and Pai’s final plan to gut net neutrality protections expected in the coming weeks, it’s extra important that Congress gets flooded with phone calls from Internet users telling them to stand up and defend the open Internet.

We’re also hearing there are key members of Congress considering whether to step in and force Pai to slow down. This means best chance to stop the FCC from breaking the fundamental principle that makes the Internet awesome is to pound Congress with phone calls right now.

You can call your reps easily with just one click here: battleforthenet.com

You’ll see a script on your screen, or you can say something like this:

“I support Title Two net neutrality rules and I urge you to oppose the FCC’s plan to repeal them. Specifically, I’d like you to contact the FCC Chairman and demand he abandon his current plan.”

You can also just call this number directly and enter your zipcode to get connected to your legislators: 202-930-8550.

If you run a website, blog, tumblr, or forum, help spread the word by putting up a sticky post, or use one of these widgets, ads, or banners: https://www.battleforthenet.com/#join

Ajit Pai is expected to circulate the text of his rule killing net neutrality on November 22, the day before Thanksgiving. Once that happens, it will move to a vote at the FCC’s open meeting in December, and it will become much much harder to stop him.

It’s clear that the FCC remains set on killing net neutrality. But Congress can stop the FCC from gutting the rules that keep the web open, affordable, and awesome.

kirathecricket-deactivated20240

Idgaf if this isn’t my theme we’re losing this fight tell your family tell your friends l e t ‘ s g o

surreal--memes

I can’t stress enough how important this is. I rarely deviate from my surreal meme theme but this is something that can’t be ignored. This decision will affect the whole world!

cinnamonrollpatton

Things Usually Forgotten About the Sides

-Patton doesn’t call Logan kiddo.

-Roman typically has very black or white (or hero or villian) thinking and he likes simple solutions to things (ex Hogwarts Houses)

-Logan expresses anger in explosive remarks (usually yelling) and then quickly recovers his composure.

-Patton sometimes smiles even when he’s angry.

-Roman squeals when he’s super excited or happy.

-Logan really likes learning how things work.

-Roman really cares about his and Thomas’ appearance.

-Virgil is not fast or good when it comes to thinking up comebacks on the spot.

-The sides just. Pop up sometimes without Thomas intentionally summoning them.

-Roman technically is the one who starts word association games, but Patton is the one who makes it an actual game.

-Patton cake.

-Seriously how does Patton cake even work. Why is tuna fish, candle wax, and tennis rackets needed? How does water come into play? I need answers.

-Patton stutters sometimes.

-Virgil usually avoids or has only fleeting eye contact with the others when he’s anxious.

aninactivebloggfgfgf

I actually find myself randomly thinking about Patton-cake a lot.

nitramaraho

dirtyrotteninfidel-deactivated2

Holy shit im dying right now..prob the best one

christianmetalhead2112-deactiva

This actually probably is the best one hahahaha

a lot of my faves

fahrvergnugen-deactivated201901

The best.

virgilsinferno

is that,, yes it is.

THAT’S THOMAS FUCKING SANDERS, LORD GAY OF THE GAYS Y’ALL.

what-even-is-thiss

We’re all flawed and yet so extraordinary. And yes. That means you too.

what-even-is-thiss

And the thrilling sequel.

partychance

*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?

partychance

trainingfaith

Fake Service Dogs?

You’re sitting at a cafe with your friend when suddenly a woman walks in with a toy poodle in her purse. The manager at the counter informs her “I’m sorry, but we do not allow dogs”. She replies with a heavy sigh and a “She’s a service dog. She can come with me”. Not knowing much about service dog law, and worrying about getting sued for asking further questions, he sits this woman down at a booth. There, she promptly unzips her purse and places the dog on the booth seat next to her. When the woman’s food comes out, the little dog begs and she feeds her bits off her plate. This dog is not public access trained, and proceeds to bark at those who walk by. This dog is a nuisance and causes many in the restaurant to complain. The manager cannot do anything but inform the unhappy customers that this is a service dog, so he can’t ask her to leave. In the end, it’s the customers who end up leaving.

Now I walk in with my highly trained service dog pressed against my leg in a perfect heel position, and I’m quickly bombarded by the manager telling me “No dogs! No dogs! We ALL know what happened last time”. Confused, I tell him “This is my medical alert and medical response service dog. Her right to accompany me is protected under federal law.” With a sigh, he seats me at a table far away from others where my dog promptly tucks under my feet, out of sight. When my food arrives my dog is still tucked tightly under the table because she knows she’s not supposed to eat when she’s on duty. She stays there ignoring those who walk past for the remainder of my meal. When we leave, a woman by the door exclaims “Woah, I didn’t know there was a dog here!”

See the difference?

Scenario number two occurs at a local grocery store when a man decides to bring his certified emotional support animal into the store with him. Upon entering he flashes a fancy ID card and certification papers. This dog is not as unruly as the first, but he still forges ahead of his handler, sniffs the food on display, and may seek attention from those who walk past. You find this dog adorable, and when he and his owner walk past you ask to pet him. The owner says yes and explains how all he had to do was go online, register his dog, and a few weeks later they sent him a vest, ID card, and certification papers.

Now I pull into the same grocery store. I’m in a rush to get an ingredient for a dish I’m making so I hurry into the store with my service dog next to me. I’m quickly stopped by a manager who demands to see my service dog’s certification card. Remember, this is NOT required by law, and most real service dog teams don’t have them. After 15 minutes of trying to educate, pulling up the ADA website on my phone, back and forth bickering, and drawing more of a crowd than I want to describe… I’m finally allowed in. I grab my ingredient, stand in line (where my service dog obediently moves between my legs to make space for those around me), and I get bombarded by people asking to pet my dog. I explain that she’s working, she has a very important job to do, and she’s not allowed to be pet while on duty. People walk away grumbling and complaining about how rude I was when other handlers like the man they met earlier allow their dog to be pet.

Moral of the story? Fake service dogs create real problems. The ones who are impacted the most are the true service dog handlers who rely on their dogs every day to help mitigate their disability. How would you feel if everywhere you went, you couldn’t make it 10 feet in the door because people were asking you questions? Imagine how much time that would take out of your already hectic day. Businesses lose customers because word gets out that there are unruly dogs in their store, customers become misinformed and start thinking some of these behaviors are okay, some people even start to believe the lies that anyone can just register their dog online and make him a service dog. The result? MORE fake service dogs. MORE real problems.

huskychronicles

I will reblob this until I die because it’s one of the few things that constantly genuinely infuriates me

maverlok

So if my students finish a quiz/test early, I ask them to draw me stuff on the back (partly so those who need more time are less self-conscious about still having the test out, partly because fuck yeah, pictures), and it may be the single best decision of my career.

In the past couple of weeks, I’ve told these kids that (a) the Romans believed there were demons in their public toilets and (b) the word for “janitor” comes from “ianitor”, which means “(door) guard”.

So now I’m getting drawings of superhero janitors taking on toilet demons, and it’s so beautiful.

maverlok

Aaaaand today a student showed me a video of himself lighting a fire in his toilet while chanting the conjugation of the word “to be”.

He said he wanted to recreate the ancient toilet demons, and I have concerns.

interrobang-incorporated

K… but why conjugations of to be?

maverlok

My students kept forgetting how to conjugate esse, so I turned it into a rhythmic chant that I had them say over and over. The problem is that when you chant ANYTHING in Latin it sounds like you’re summoning a demon, which they decided was awesome, so uh. Now I’ll just be randomly walking through the hallway and hear voices chanting, “sum es est! sumus estis sunt!”

I’m 99% sure my colleagues think I’ve started a cult.

kianahsaro

Keep doing what you’re doing. I’m sure everyone will turn out all the better for it.

neurodivergent-crow

Demons?? In my toilet?? It’s more likely than you th

thepigeongazette

this is either the dumbest thing I’ve ever made or the culmination

glumshoe

When my godsister and I were kids, her parents got this wolf-shaped cookie jar that howled whenever the lid was opened to prevent her sneaking her hand in and stealing cookies.

I couldn’t wrap my head around why they got that cookie jar in the first place. Sneaking just wasn’t her style. It was my style - I’d wait for the perfect opportunity to strike, create a diversion, plot three excuses in case I got caught, and attempt to calculate the maximum number of cookies I could steal at one time without rousing suspicion and where I could store them safely until I was ready to eat them.

My godsister, on the other hand, was the sort to walk up to the cookie jar, shove her hand in, and stuff her face while staring at you defiantly, as if challenging you to stop her. What are you going to do? The cookies are already in her mouth. They’re hers now. She’s won.

I guess it’s no surprise that she became a pro kickboxer and Muay Thai champion.

yourladyindank

Holy shit

bigwordsandsharpedges

how do you know the jar wasn’t meant to stop you instead of her?

glumshoe

‘Cause I never got caught.

slackeremeritus

Rogue approach vs. tank approach.

natterbutter

So I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday...

and I really wanted to capture my thinking process when I was still dopey from the anesthesia, so I asked my mom to give me a pen and paper the second I woke up

you know what i fucking drew????

i drew god damn pepes i drew fucking memes im a shitty ass meme lover the truth is out theres no going back i hate myself

collegeife

Reblog it and save a life !

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