Roman: I hate it when people ask me if I’m still gay or not.
Roman: Like, what do they expect me to say?
Roman: “No, not anymore, my gay card expired last week, and I forgot to replace it”?
Patton: Honey, I love you, but it’s 3am.

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@analogical-thinking-blog
Roman: I hate it when people ask me if I’m still gay or not.
Roman: Like, what do they expect me to say?
Roman: “No, not anymore, my gay card expired last week, and I forgot to replace it”?
Patton: Honey, I love you, but it’s 3am.
no language should be mocked other than french
Birds is “oiseaux” in French.
No letter is pronunced the way it should.
And there are seven of them.
ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT
oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables
got vowels coming out the oiseaux
Hey! Guess who's alive and (probably) back :3
*clears throat*
Joan.
*standing ovation* *unstoppable clapping* *cheers that ascend into the heavens*
*get up on stage* *taps mic* T-talyn
*gasp*
*stands in crowd* *uses a megaphone* Jamahl
*points at you from the stage*
*runs into the room waving a newspaper* Terrence!!!!!!!!!
*screaming from the back row* VALERIE
*climbs on someone’s shoulders* J- Jayi- *takes a breath* JAYISJO
writing deceit as a good guy/villain in your stuff because that’s what you want to do
saying that everyone has to write deceit like you do
tag yourself
i’m all except the planner
I’m only the planner. Completed story? Who’s she?
I'm all except the planner and the certified writer
Experiment
Reblog this and put which Sanders Side you think you’re most like to least like, then your favorites from most to least (of course they’re ALL our favorites but you know what I mean). Explain/elaborate in the tags if you like! (Tag at least 3 people) I’ll start! :D
Most like: Patton, Logan, Roman, Virgil
Favorites: Logan, Patton, Virgil, Roman
Tagging: @confinesofpersonalknowledge @yt-memes @fun-with-colors @thesocialbookwormishere @bbydreamer @koalaaquabear @iamsilentwolf @fanaticalfan @thegnatnat @lookitsthatquietgirl @backatthebein
Let’s keep this train going! I’m super curious about this
(Got tagged by @corystssides but it was long so i just reblogged from here)
Most like: (i think) Prince, Morality, Logic, Deciet, Anxiety
Like most: Logic, Anxiety, Morality, Prince
Tag: @overshadowed-nerd @sanderships @sanders-sideblog @analogically-prinxiety and anyone who wants to do this
Most like: Logic, Anxiety, Morality, Prince
Like most: Logic, Morality, Anxiety, Prince.
Tagging: @analogical-thinking @overly-analogical @toujours-fidele @ anyone else who wants to do this!
(I can’t remember names of people off the top of my head >.<)
Most like: Virgil, Patton, Logan, Roman
Like most: Virgil, Logan, Patton, Roman
I don't feel like tagging, but if you wanna do this, please feel tagged!
fun game!! dont look at my about and guess these things based on how you perceive me:
age pronouns and gender zodiac sign romantic status eye color hobbies introverted / extroverted favorite season
me: opens a package and sets the box aside
my cat:
I just wanted everyone to have a reminder that you really need to be suspicious of anyone who says they don’t mind your mental health problems or they think it makes you a “deep” person.
It’s predatory .
If they don’t care that you are suicidal , show indifference to your symptoms, and let you harm yourself in anyway and justifies what you do as “ your personal choice” they are NOT your friend.
in addition, hold on to those who love you and actively try their best to help you get better. i’m dating someone who “doesn’t mind” that i have all of these things going on in my head, but he does want to see me get better. but do take op’s advice and be suspicious of those who “don’t mind” and don’t help.
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
will reblog until this becomes an actual show
Never not reblog
Netflix make it happen
Netflix PLEASE
hey everybody who’s in high school rn, in less than ten years its literally going to feel like a bad dream. like its not gonna feel even vaguely real. hang in there
not even ten years. like 3 days after graduation
ten mins after u walk out
“Patton Sanders is allowed to feel upset if he is.” I say into th mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk offstag in shame when a voice speaks up, not exactly commanding but louder than the others.
“She’s right you know.”
I scan the crowd and in the fifth row stands Virgil Sanders.
Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.
Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.
Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.
Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.
There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on.
Some idiot: homosexuality is a disease
Logan: *calls school where he teaches* yes, I can’t come in today, I’m gay *hangs up*
the sides + ao3 tags [1/?]
tag yourself i’m baby duck, latin, and cat puns