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Susan | 30+ | Multifandom Blog | Occasional Writer | Full time Lunatic | sailorbryant on AO3 | consortofkings is my hobbit blog | sailorbryant on bsky

[sailorbryant]

I don't know why the Thai BL industry as a whole is training us to have a pavloveon like response to balconies/rooftops but I'm here for it

[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[aquatofan]

[luzliluz]

Coming Home

This feels a little like a prequel to my previous post haha :)

It's my new headcanon that Robby steals Jacks band shirts 😆

[sailorbryant]

Seeing the hate that the odyssey is getting from people has made me realize that the internet, as a whole, is fundamentaly unable to judge quality media anymore.

I literally don't want to hear a single take on media anymore from someone who isn't paid to do it. Y'all are idiots. Seriously.

That was an amazing movie. Truly, splendidly, amazing. Amazing filmmaking, amazing story, amazing acting, amazing tribute to not only the story of the odyssey but to people who love history.

To the people who are spouting hate, I'm sorry to tell you, but you are the sea peoples.

[sailorbryant]

This is what y'all sound like I swear

[sailorbryant]

Seeing the hate that the odyssey is getting from people has made me realize that the internet, as a whole, is fundamentaly unable to judge quality media anymore.

I literally don't want to hear a single take on media anymore from someone who isn't paid to do it. Y'all are idiots. Seriously.

That was an amazing movie. Truly, splendidly, amazing. Amazing filmmaking, amazing story, amazing acting, amazing tribute to not only the story of the odyssey but to people who love history.

To the people who are spouting hate, I'm sorry to tell you, but you are the sea peoples.

[goshiki-ng]

Dennis who hates being on top. Not just fucking someone but he hates riding, riding cock, riding face. Basically anything that doesn't involve him just lying there and taking it. Maybe he's lazy or spoiled but he just gets so tired. His legs start to ache and cramp.

Usually this isn't an issue, Jack and Robby love using the boy. But it does make a great punishment for him. The men love watching the boy whine as he bounces on Robby's dick. Moaning, whining and begging for the attending to just flip him over and fuck him. "Aww puppy don't you want to make it up to us?" Jack coos mockingly. Stroking his cock as tears drip down Dennis's face. Watching as the man goes up and down on his husband. Watching the clench around cock, the soft o shape of the boys mouth.

"Just a little more pup."

[the-technicolor-whiscash]

Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

[the-technicolor-whiscash]

If you're wondering, yes, I've already gotten anon hate over this from people with bad reading comprehension. No, I am not actually telling a cashier at the grocery store about Karl Marx mpreg. The cashier is virtual. Imaginary. Hypothetical. They do not exist.

[dr-abbots-fax-machine]

Something something... Marine biologist!Robby who works on merman/mermaid research and Jack as the geumpy old merman with a torn fin from a boat accident who has been in Robby's care for like 15+ years.

Jack has a beautiful bay to swim in now that is still safe as he isnt so fast anymore with his injury, and Robby lives in a cottage next to the bay and keeps an eye on Jack while working other projects and he makes qay too many jokes about how they are growing old together.

He is also very aware that Jack sees him as mate, that the shells and rocks and fish he brings Robby is courting behavior and okay maybe they make out on the regular but like... for science, yeah?

Then either Dennis joins as student and Robby is a little jealous Jack seems to like the kid so much and is quite easy around him (aka not as much of a grumpy ol' fish) but Dennis is a good student who clearly cares as much about merman wellbeing as Robby.

Alternatively, Dennis is a young merman found malnourished and tangled in fishing nets and after the main merman population in the rehab facility was pushing him around too much, Robby decides to bring him to Jack's bay.

Jack complaining very loudly about having to share his bay but when robby says he will relocate Dennis then, Jack is quick to argue it would be too stressful and he better stay... he secretly loves having the younger's company and is vedy set on "fattening the kid back up"

And then smthn smthn smthn... turns out Dennis can get pregnant and is carrying Jack's guppy now

[darcylindbergh]

the funniest fuckin part of the whole hobbit film trilogy is when they get to erebor and bilbo’s like “hey what’s that a picture of” and they’re like “what you came to steal. the arkenstone” and he’s like “…which is?” and they have to be like “it’s a gem lad” like that boy followed these dwarves 750 miles on foot chased by orcs and didn’t even know what he was supposed to do when he got there. have you ever wanted to be dicked down by a richard armitage character so hard you walked 750 miles on the off chance that stealing something would get you into his pants without even knowing what you were supposed to steal. and he didn’t even get dicked down in the end. a real tragedy

[roryevansolla]

Just a quick sketch on the subway, but they're so cute 😭🥹♥️

[flowersforvax]

haha nooooo fandom don't sand off all the rough edges and pointy bits off of that character those are the parts I scratch my brain with haha

[man1cpixiedreampuppy]

hucklerobby with no daddy kink is like an angel without wings 💔

[splattergutz]

watching robby cry is so heartbreaking because he always looks like a little kid being yelled at for crying: im imagining when robby cries in front of jack he tries to hide it or leave so jack doesn’t have to deal with him but instead jack holds him tight & keeps repeating that he loves robby, that he’s not mad at him

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from

[unsolids-your-snake]

My favorite thing about fanfic authors is they can identify any gap in a canon timeline where characters are offscreen and exploit the ever living fuck out of it

They see a time skip of any length and go

[icy-spicy]

[willgrahamscock]

sometimes you think yeah i'm over this hyperfixation then you log onto tumblr dot com and your mutual is blorbo posting in such a niche and perverted way that it relights the flame for another decade

[willgrahamscock]

I am not immune to propaganda, all it takes is a few gifs of some gay bullshit happening and i'm locked in

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person