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happy new year, foxes 🎆

[genderkoolaid]

like 99% of "men and women are soooo different!!!" comedy is literally just describing the experience of not understanding other people. like it's not that women never say what they mean talking to other people is just like that. it can be hard to understand what other people are thinking. bioessentialism really rots the brain

[genderkoolaid]

"women will say I'm fine and then not mean it" yeah that's something literally everybody does. is this your first time interacting with another human being my guy

[angelofthemornings-deactivated2]

[genderkoolaid]

this is one of the only funny responses on this hell of a post

[parkchanwoohoo]

Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

[fairygoulish]

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

[daily-spooky]

[desolationlesbian]

really glad that I have curated my fandom experience such that every time I see a post complaining about the rampant demonization or hatred of a female character I don't even know who they could possibly be referring to because my dash is 100% support for women's wrongs. I cannot think of the last time I saw a condemnation of a fictional woman even though I am assured that it is happening somewhere. on my dash a woman can literally eat people and the whole chat will still stan her

[valtsv]

insects can cast an area of effect spell called Itchy Bite

[fairycosmos]

every day i have to try and trick myself into thinking doing tasks is better than doing fuck all but my brain knows on an instinctive level that doing fuck all is my one true calling

[valtsv]

they should invent a way to self destruct that doesn't have any permanent consequences. a way to crash your car in a fiery wreck and walk away unharmed. a way to tear your organs out of your chest and be whole again by the morning like prometheus. a cigarette that burns your lungs but not your lifespan.

[valtsv]

i need to be able to shed my scarred and pitted skin and crawl out into the world raw and soft and new but still recognizably me every few months like a snake or perhaps a bug

[unbearable-swagger]

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

[anon-lemon]

absolutely adorable baby mers from @emry-stars-art's mer aus 🥰

[rizses-lecso]

David Shrigley, This huge cat (2022)

[valtsv]

i think banishment is the funniest possible spell you can cast on someone. like i'm not even going to fight you. YOU'RE going to leave. you have no choice.

[valtsv]

a guy i banished to the desert 10 years ago finally tracks me down after years of plotting his revenge and i immediately banish him to the desert again

[grooviestguru]

just thinking about how scrawny neil probably was when he showed up at psu. like he’s wiry and got some lean muscle, bc he runs and had played exy in arizona the last year, but he makes several comments throughout all three books about eating when you can, even if you aren’t hungry. this boy hasn’t had a reliable source of food for the last 8 years during some pretty critical development years. we know he can’t be eating super well in millport (school lunches are probably his best bet?) (I wonder if hernandez casually ‘forgot’ snacks around the locker room)

so here’s this short, skinny kid who rolls up with a single duffle bag he’s neurotically attached to, has feet blessed by hermes, and an attitude problem. no wonder people keep calling him a piece of work. (thankful for the comfort that he gets healthier in so many ways during uni)

[paradoxolotl]

👏HELL👏FUCKING👏YEAH👏

[triquetrine]

i haven’t read aftg in a brick but every now and then i remember that whole mini arc of allison post seth’s death and her giving neil the silent treatment. how he describes her as being the most unkempt he’s ever seen her, broken and lifeless, and she won’t look or speak to him. and he knows. he knows she knows and he doesn’t hold it against her. but then she asks him to pass her the ketchup after like days? weeks? of ignoring him, and he acknowledges that as her deciding to move past it. it’s not necessarily forgiveness and he doesn’t exactly want it to be. but he passes her the ketchup. and it’s just. idk man. it makes me want to lie down

[transmascmikey]

reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™

[constantly-questioning-reality]

how do you think Andrew, who has again and again been condemned for being “out of control,” felt when Neil told him “i want to see you lose control”