[kristina100000]

taken by attiken vega

[pukicho]

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

[mosscaller]

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

[pukicho]

What the fuck. You talk?

[salix03]

this kingdom is going to shit man

[fjordojustice]

An honorable mention that lives forever in my heart

[image-plus-official]

John Brosio - Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013) [2000 x 1833]

[papasmoke]

[papasmoke]

[kristina100000]

io stasera vorrei tornare indietro nel tempo

[tiktaalic]

[flowergirlmiwa]

this unwise potion got me feeling unwise

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[m15pf]

Visit Original Link

alvvays // “archie, marry me”

[52stations]

[ruinedchildhood]

[tsunderrated]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

DEALER: this shits called "warrior's last stand," itll knock you on your ass feeling like youre fighting to the bitter end ME: whatever man Ive not a whisper of violence in my heart [TWO HOURS LATER] WELL-ENDOWED ELVISH SHAWTY WHO THOUGHT WE'D BE SMOKING ELVISH SLUTWEED: [reclining in a bean bag chair and impaling ants by flicking thumbtacks at them] IF I'M TO DIE TODAY IM TAKING EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU WITH ME!!!

ME: [lying face down in the gravel, thoroughly convinced I've been shot in the stomach with grapeshot] i dount have much time left,, can i suck yuor eartips..just once...

[yamada-ryo]

the most common way to be in twain is to get cleaved

[jibunbosh]

there's also Mark

[kardiologn]

Camazotz, meaning Death in Bat K'iche’ language, a Lord in Xibalbá, Mesoamerica, associated with death, night and sacrifice ~ ca.1000 B.C. until the advent of the Classic Period ca. 250 AD

[frogmoss1]

Just got jumped by gay bullies and they made me give them my brunch money

[ririwithrice]

since when is brunch gay

[frogmoss1]

Since Gurg and Zog drank fermented gooseberry juice and sucked each other off after a mammoth steak at 1pm in 10,000 BC

[horsesarecreatures]

Appaloosa

[riverside-lavender]

okay i have to show everyone my favorite tiktok.

you don’t understand. i could recite this from memory.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Easily the most normal tiktok that I've seen from these guys