Hooray for voter fraud

its my favorite kind

[anarchist-rat-swarm]

The swarm posting be like

[anarchist-rat-bob]

literally no one will get this joke

[thetrueratking]

ATTENTION EVERYONE GET OVER HERE LISTEN UP, THIS IS IMPORTANT

Many of you may remember the rat of the year election last year! More accurately, you may remember the resulting war!

Well, it’s a new day and a new year, and we’re doing it again! Theoretically with less war!

This time, the candidate system works a little different. Instead of signing yourself up, you are to nominate another tumblr user to be a rat of the year candidate.

They can not decline

Anyone with 2, count ‘em, 2️⃣ nominations will be on that lovely poll.

November is the propaganda phase. Nominators and nominees can use this time to gather sponsors, blackmail voters, campaign, and generally lie cheat and steal.

Voting will be the first week of December. Then we all wait with bated breath for my announcement at new years. Including me. Who knows who I’ll pick. Maybe it’ll be the most voted candidate!

[anarchist-rat-swarm]

I, and all the other rats in the swarm who have made tumblr accounts, nominate @anklethirstyrat

Only they have the will and the commitment to cut our enemies off at the knees. Er, ankles.

[anarchist-rat-alice]

Seconded.

[anarchist-rat-bob]

this is a great idea and will definitely not have any downsides