titles are for conformers

so are descriptions

[yaoiblackmold]

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

[queen-of-hobgobblers]

Tumblr is the website where you ramble to yourself like a madman until someone decides they like you and put you into their pocket like a shiny rock. That's how you get followers

[anarchist-rat-edna]

I think my first pist was about shyguy techpriest cosplays, but i can't figure out how to go find it without just scrolling for a billion years.

why did autocorrect try to turn that into a billion bears. that is too many bears

[mrsterlingeverything]

I hate that they keep making samus sexy. Like i know its kind of her brand back to like the 1980s bikini ending from the original metroid but miss girl has like 3 different kinds of dna and shes like huge. One of the types of dna is from ancient bird people and the other is jellyfish parasites. So like yes she could be sexy but it should be in a monster way. Monster bikini lady that we are robbed of every day. This has been a public service announcement.

[pencilcomics]

oh hey I got commissioned to draw something like that a while ago

[anarchist-rat-edna]

OP literally just said they hate sexy samus. Why are you posting sexy samus.

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

have I mentioned on here before that as a child I thought that "dyke" meant "badass" because I was trying to use context clues based on who I heard my parents friends call dykes

[anarchist-rat-edna]

congratulations on being completely and 100% correct 👍

[thetrueratking]

ATTENTION EVERYONE GET OVER HERE LISTEN UP, THIS IS IMPORTANT

Many of you may remember the rat of the year election last year! More accurately, you may remember the resulting war!

Well, it’s a new day and a new year, and we’re doing it again! Theoretically with less war!

This time, the candidate system works a little different. Instead of signing yourself up, you are to nominate another tumblr user to be a rat of the year candidate.

They can not decline

Anyone with 2, count ‘em, 2️⃣ nominations will be on that lovely poll.

November is the propaganda phase. Nominators and nominees can use this time to gather sponsors, blackmail voters, campaign, and generally lie cheat and steal.

Voting will be the first week of December. Then we all wait with bated breath for my announcement at new years. Including me. Who knows who I’ll pick. Maybe it’ll be the most voted candidate!

[anarchist-rat-edna]

A Vote for @anklethirstyrat is a Vote for not getting your ankles gnawed off!