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fanart omg... for the first time in forever..... look i dont know what the heck half his room looks like not even a quarter so yeah erm just improvised for a bit of it.... .-. this is why i dont draw fanart
2015:.haha look! crafting!!
2016: haha look! pentagrams and ominous vibes!
2017: haha look! satanic rituals and sacrificing your friend to the dark lord!
2018: haha look! pigeons!
evolution
JASJKDKFMGMGMGMM
Pigeon fest was lit
was sitting there for a whole 3 hours
burst into flames
eXCUSE me
I come home, tired, exhausted, about to faint, and I pull up my Instagram and I see the pic of phil and his BEAUTIFUL QUIFF AND A NEW VIDEO LIKE BITCH
ACTUALLY S H O O K
his face is so squishy. how do i give him my heart
such wholesomeness
phil bringing up the year 2009 was a power move
phil bringing up the year 2009 raised several ex phannies from the grave
cheers to 2018!
hope the future has something good for all of us! hope we get something we want, and maybe something we’ve dreamed for. :D
gOOD vIBeS oNLY
so 2017. phil tweets happy new years seven minutes late. dan and phil both get mysteriously sick. dan says he and phil have to have a family meeting to talk about when to take down the tree. dan is a wholesome meme in a blanket. their old london apartment kept trying to kill them. they start getting haircuts together at their house. dan and phil were seen giggling and showing each other dog videos during the cursed child. phil set chili on fire and dan didn’t care. phil confirms he only wears towels around the house. gakery. phangate where phil had a wife and kids. sushi date for phil’s birth. dan gets stuck in a kids rocket ride on the way to the isle of man with phil. dan and phil spend a week that iom with phil’s family and it was really cute. dan just posts a lot of pictures that phil takes of him. dan bought phil a signed nude from an actor for his birthday. dan talks about how much he doesn’t care about gender roles and sexuality. they saw book of mormon and wicked with phil’s family this year. at their oscar viewing party dan took napping phil pics and i think i died. they went to a lot of expensive restaurants this year. creepshot war. they licked nintendo switch cartridges. dan kept trying to steal a dog from their neighbors. appreciating women’s march and international women day. queen of my pussy. dan is an angry suburban mom that wanted to call the gym that made phil throw up. dan ranted about how love is real. daniel lester good suggestion. me and phil forehead tattoo. dan walks around in only underwear in the house. bunches of joint liveshows this year. not wearing pants during liveshows together is a theme. last danandphilcrafts video. dan and phil go to singapore and australia and my entire heart fell out of my body. gay selfies. DAN AND PHIL MOVE!!!!! domestic tweets. the current apartment is not a forever home. phil thinks dan’s hair is soft. danisnotonfire to daniel howell wow. we didn’t know if dan went to the bahamas or not. freckley dan and phil. phil taking pictures of dan while they are at the beach. they have a vacation in miami with martyn and cornelia. dan stays with the lesters for three weeks in florida. they almost saw muse again. dan and phil continue to update us on their joint tv show watching. they had a barbecue with dan’s grandparents. dan and phil work out more and are generally more fit and it’s aspirational. sushi date for dan’s birth. dan makes a tinder ad and flirts with boys and girls. dan posted screenshots of their convos because he missed phil. dan and phil have a domestic argument in front of thousands at vidcon. dan curls phil’s hair. dan and phil play with dogs in a video and i feel god. dan was offended that phil doesn’t appreciate him wearing jumpers and underwear only. they wanted to go to pride this year. is phil drinking water or vodka the world will never know. colin pics. going to wimbledon. phil is one thicc bih and knocked down all their soundproofing in the gaming room. dan tweets about how amazing he acts around phil’s parents. they hung out with duncan and mimei. dan tried to flirt with a barista with puns. secret holiday with wirrow and bryony. phil and tom daley are in love. my boyfriend chooses my outfits video. gay roller disco night. dan is hot contents. dapg bloopers. spooky week is good. daniel and depression is the second best video of 2017. dan is a young minds ambassador now. phil is really supportive of dan and his mental health. dan and phil learned how to livestream games which is good. announcement moose was found. dan and phil have so much ribena for themselves it’s weird. the week in march. dan and phil made truthbombs which is super awesome. dan was jealous of phil’s inflatable halloween costume. the dan and phil dogs calendar and video made me cry. they played with sparklers and it was really nice. interactive introverts was announced. dan met the prince. you and dan are so married yeah it’s a useful thing. pinof 9 was cute. all the make a wishes they helped out with. phil paid for a man in a kilt to come to his house. hanging out with peej and sophie a lot. internet free dinner with anthony and miel. dan listens to gays only music. powercouple at the star wars premiere. dan and phil got their first real christmas tree together. dan hangs out with the lesters for christmas celebrations. we love pinof bloopers. dan is roasted alive for calling colin a bad dog. also dan was pranked by phil with spicy gummy bears and succulent spray. this year was a lot.
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Extroverted and introverted versions of the signs
EXTROVERTED ARIES: Talks to everybody, even the people that they don't like. Smiles a lot, loves shopping and travelling, loves partying, can't keep them at one place when they're out at night. They have to visit all the nightclubs and bars. Loves shopping and dresses colourfully most of the time, but can be really competitive at times which makes them even mean. A big foodie and can't get enough of anything they do
INTROVERTED ARIES: Speaks only to their mom, wishes everyone else could just die because they hate everybody, but is actually very VERY nice to people. Loves cats and inspiring quotes but can be a real backstabbing bitch. Even though they're introverted, they still love being the most popular one
EXTROVERTED TAURUS: Talks to everyone about everything, can sit with a serial killer and have a normal conversation. Spends millions of dollars on food and coffee, hugs every animal they see on the street, has LOTS of friends, but tends to forget some of their friends because they constantly make new friends and don't have the ability to keep control over the communication with all of their friends
INTROVERTED TAURUS: Very passive, VERY LAZY, doesn't want to get out of bed, loves watching films and TV series, loves listening to music alone or with their partner, very caring and kind, loves animals and they think that they have the hidden magical ability to communicate with animals while it seems like they're just being foolish talking to every pet of their friends
EXTROVERTED GEMINI: Very communicative, a literal drama queen, has tons of acquaintances but hates almost everybody and almost everybody hates them. Has like only 3 real friends who do not use the Gemini because this Gemini simply doesn't know when to shut up. Talks to everyone and can be really bitchy at times. Doesn't know how to keep secrets and spreads gossip and rumors like 104% of the time. Loves shopping and art, but also loves hoeing around to death. Also, loves champagne - be it cheap or expensive, it just needs to be champagne (preferably pink).
INTROVERTED GEMINI: Loves staying in bed all day, twittering, sitting on tumblr and instagram and basically every single social media. Really talented but for like very strange things. Doesn't like eggs. Gets bored of people very often and can't stand staying with another person in the same room for more than 20 minutes. Constantly wants to go home but when they go home they don't know why the hell they went home - they realized that they liked staying outside better. Has a very interesting blog, tries to stay healthy and always tries to start their life anew, but they just can't give up on their vices, especially smoking. Loves comfort and velvet clothing. Likes reading magazines and loves the fashion world but they have no clue how to dress because they're too anxious about their choices. Their mind is so fast and they learn quickly
EXTROVERTED CANCER: Literally a SPAMMER. Spams everybody in real life too, not only on social media. Obsessed with anime and japanese things. Likes k-pop. Thinks they're the master but can be really boring sometimes because they just can't stop talking about topics that nobody is interested in. But very pure and good. Gets kinda hellish when they're angry, they can't control their temper even 1%. Really strong physically and doesn't get sick very often. Loves their friends and their family and always gives GREAT advice. Obsessed with cats and dogs and animals in global
INTROVERTED CANCER: Always draws some cute anime things on their notebooks, really intelligent but just can't study because they can't stay focused because they overthink everything. Really intense emotions but seems unemotional because they don't even show 20% of their emotions. Has like only 1 or 2 friends, 3 tops. Loves their mom and is really connected with her. Has some hidden talents that nobody knows about, like, making pancakes or some weird shit that you could have never thought of. A really good cook
EXTROVERTED LEO: Gets on the verge of a nervous breakdown if they're not the center of attention. REALLY intelligent and learns really fast but there are things that they just can't learn, like, maths or some specific subject that makes them seem stupid. But they're not stupid, they're just over-enthusiastic about everything. Rolls their eyes very often and acts really bossy all the time. Loves people and loves visiting their friends and relatives. Doesn't like to get abused and manipulated while they use and manipulate people on a daily basis, just for fun. But can be easily manipulated into something, even if they're aware of that, because their pride doesn't let them "lose". Likes reading books and doesn't understand paintings. Thinks they're a good leader while they might lead people to hell .... just for fun.
INTROVERTED LEO: A cinnamon roll too pure for this world, learns things really quickly and loves helping people. They're a really good supporter. Totally connected to their cat and thinks their cat is secretly a human being or a miracle. Idolizes things and people. Quite afraid of things most of the time and really, really socially anxious but doesn't show it because their pride doesn't let them. But it can be obvious sometimes, believe me. Likes having long conversations with their friends, but has only one or two friends so they literally can't stop talking or typing when they're alone with their friend. Doesn't let their parents find out anything about themselves and makes everybody watch their favourite tv show
EXTROVERTED VIRGO: Really communicative and organized, a great leader, full of knowledge, doesn't really show their emotions by keeping a poker face most of the time. A really good supporter and knows how to lead people on the right way. A very good teacher in life. You can learn a lot from them. Their capabilities know no boundaries. Very, very intelligent and ambitious but not power-hungry... well, ok, sometimes. Really enthusiastic about the topic they're talking about but doesn't want anyone to find out that they're obsessed with that particular thing. Loves coffee and loves food. Always achieves their goals and it's mostly done the hard way
INTROVERTED VIRGO: Their mind is chaos, just unbearable. Certainly NOT organized, doesn't even know where they're going when they get out of their house. Hates most people and thinks that most people hate them, but really chill when they're outside with their friends. Just doesn't know how to communicate with people properly and they're really, really obsessed with themselves. They have a higher opinion on themselves (read egotistic). Intelligent but doesn't know how to use their intelligence and they always refuse advice
EXTROVERTED LIBRA: Communicative af, even when they don't know what they're talking about. Has knowledge in all spheres of life and is a really sweet cinnamon roll too pure for this world. Tons of emotions and needs constant reminders to stay organized like sticky notes and stuff. Has interesting style and has the best eyebrows. Really appealing and beautiful, both physically and mentally. Likes seeming normal just because they're keeping their kinky self for their partner. Really good in bed and really intelligent. Very, VERY committed once they find the true love of their life but can be a fuckboy/fuckgirl when they haven't found their true love because they love experimenting with people and is aware that they can get the most beautiful boyfriends and girlfriends
INTROVERTED LIBRA: Loves books and shopping and is really organized. Likes pastel colours and loves cats. Behaves like royalty and wants to be admired. REally feminine. A dreamy girl/boy who wants to find their soulmate. Enjoys coffee, tea, long walks and deep conversations. Likes staring through their window and is often absent-minded, daydreams a lot. Really good, genuine and kind. Cries after somebody hurts them but always forgives people and is really not combative. Likes poetry and loves speaking in public, although they're an introvert
EXTROVERTED SCORPIO: Loves meeting new people and can really be successful but often wastes that potential on getting drunk, partying, love and sex. But still, dazzles with their appearance and is really hot. Hides their low self-confidence by manipulating people and hurting others just to feel good and in control. Really loyal to the people who are their TRUE friends but often tends to skip going out with their friends because there's some diCc/puSsi on the plate. But still, loyal to death and never hesitates to reach their hand and help a friend in need of help. Can be really problematic and chaotic because they're unorganized but they live in their own world and know that everything is going to be okay
INTROVERTED SCORPIO: Way too socially anxious and doesn't care about anyone hurting their emotions. Really depressed most of the time but forgets about their depression when they're with their friends. They don't have too many friends because they're introverted af and they don't know how to communicate with people in public. Can be quite inappropriate but always knows how to make others laugh. Will act as a clown if it helps a friend to stop being sad. Really intelligent and rarely uses their intelligence and potential because they're busy eating tasty food while playing video games or watching movies. They're even socially awkward with animals - that's how far it goes with introverted people with this sign. But not to be mistaken, they're really good and emotional but they don't like showing their emotions in front of people, they think it makes them weak SADasd
EXTROVERTED SAGITTARIUS: Emotional as fuck. They're emotions are chaos and they're so fucking introverted that everybody can see what's going on in their life. In fact, they LOVE exposing themselves. Really physically beautiful, popular and active on social media. Has great aesthetics and is obsessed with shopping. Acts like royalty and loves commanding people. A little bit self-centered and egotistic and think that they're always right, so when somebody doesn't accept their opinion they instantly start raging about it
INTROVERTED SAGITTARIUS: Loves bossing people around, even though they're an introvert. Hates showing their emotions and can be a really big manipulator at times. However, very emotional and one of the biggest fighters there are. Really, REALLY intense. You don't want to see them getting mad. They can easily hurt you but you can easily hurt them too because they're fragile as fuck on the inside, but they will never admit that you've hurt them in any way because they're proud as fuck so nobody is messing with the queen
EXTROVERTED CAPRICORN: Really funny and interesting, talks to everybody about everything. Always says what's on their mind and loves buying unique things. Doesn't have good grades but that doesn't mean that they're unintelligent or stupid. On the contrary. Very intelligent and daydreams a lot, loves telling jokes and has a fucked up sense of humor. So unique. Loves money but doesn't like to admit it lmao. Very artistic and loves philosophy, animals, nature, music and languages. A fair player most of the time and knows how to support their friends. Selfless on the outside, selfish on the inside. Also, loves cooking some strange things which usually taste very weird but in a good way
INTROVERTED CAPRICORN: Doesn't speak at all and just sits there waiting for the world to end. You really just can't make them say a word because they're a little bit self-centered and they think that they don't have to waste their time talking to unimportant people about unimportant things. However, they can get really silly sometimes and burst off, even though they're an introvert. Can't stop talking about things they love, it's really strange how such a person who doesn't talk at all - turns into a youtuber the moment they find out that somebody likes the same things that they do. Money kinda rule their world and they really want to earn money with everything they do, but having no money doesn't stop them from achieving the things they want in life
EXTROVERTED AQUARIUS: You just can't see them sober. Parties, drugs, journeys, walks in nature and such things move their world. Just can't stop partying all the time. Has lots of friends and is really popular, probably is a DJ or a famous singer. Really seductive and beautiful physically. Simply everybody is their friend (except for the people they hate lmao) and they can always find someone to hang out with, because everybody wants to hang out with them. Really intense and quite bitchy most of the time, which makes them seem really arrogant but that's just how it is and they are fully aware of this
INTROVERTED AQUARIUS: You can't see emotions on their face. It's impossible. They might even question themselves if they're human beings because they aren't really aware of their emotions most of the time. Loves plants and things like aliens, unicorns, etc. Lives in a fantasy world and hates the real world. So impatient about everything and has nervous breakdowns when somebody complains about something they do. Really nice to people, even though they hate like 99% of them. Has probably a tumblr blog and rages on it about everything. Roasts famous people on twitter and doesn't even care about it
EXTROVERTED PISCES: Goal-oriented as fuck. Doesn't stop until they get what they want. REALLY emotional, maybe the sign with the most intense emotions out there. Is a really good friend with everybody but can be a little bit bitchy and arrogant at times, especially when things are not going their way. Actually, when it's hard for them to get or achieve something, they use manipulation to get what they want. As I said, their emotions are very intense so literally everything hurts them because they're sensitive as fuck. Eccentric af. When somebody hurts them in any way, they always find a way to hurt that person's back and nobody can even see that they're behind everything that's happening to that person. Sly. But very loyal to their real friends and will never let them down. When they love - they love with every piece of their soul and would put their heart into a person they love's hands, if it needs be. Because of their intense temper, sometimes they might seem like a fiery sign because they explode and hurt people really quickly
INTROVERTED PISCES: So fucking sensitive and their mind is chaos. Doesn't know what they're doing most of the time but in the end they always succeed in everything they do. People see them as fragile but that's just how they seem. They are actually really strong because they've been through a lot. Born with tremendous artistic tendencies and art is literally their life. They are very talented. Loves animals, shopping, nature, taking long walks, deep conversations and stargazing. Loves books and learning new weird languages and has tons of inside jokes with their 2 friends. They open up really hardly and they just don't let everybody in their life - they are really picky when it comes to people that they let in their life. Socially anxious as fuck and will look like a fool if they try to talk in public, so they avoid such situations
oof I relate to extroverted libra and introverted aries. im not an aries, but i definitely relate to that one
cute ♥
She looks at him with such love/adoration..
IM SQUEALINH SJSUSJ
FAIRY TAIL A OMGGG
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