♡official bitch♡

෴ 29, Irish, got that dog in me fr෴ ෴ ෴ no minors, no paedophiles, no radqueers෴

[kn0tready]

holy shit I think I can meet a new owner next week with a blue staffie 😵‍💫 I think I need to wait til Wednesday so i actually have money for eating and such cos uhhhhhhh I do have to go all the way to northern ireland

[babysib]

“i raised u well” during sex >

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[kingcatnine]

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[darkspaceboytoy]

“Oh I like my porn so esoteric and cerebral I’m so ughhhh intelligent” okay well I like it when a bunch of smoking hot chicks just really give each other the business so can we hold space for that.

[bunnydaughters]

why is everyone so goddamn nonchalant Im tired of it. be crazy and perverted

[girlnamedbug]

please be perverted about me in these trying times

[lola-fire-of-my-loins]

[consensualpredator]

Fairy tale endings

[sleazy-horror]

Fantasy setting where a dad is a literal giant but for some reason his kids came out regular size

Getting to use them as fleshlights, watching as their stomachs bulge as he moves their bodies up and down on his cock

[frogus-deactivated20231111]

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

[ravengirldick]

I've got to become more of a slut

[escuerzoresucitado]

wake up sluts

[pmamtraveller]

German Schandmaske (Mask of Shame) in the shape of a wolf’s head.

[traddykes]

being told to take that cock while you’re pinned and getting fucked is so hot cause it’s not an ask or praise, it’s an outright demand. they’re inside you, pounding your cunt so hard and slamming into you that you can barely catch your breath and you quite literally have no choice but to take it. the phrase is a mockery, made to remind you to lay there and submit, let your cunt do what it does best

[sharkgirldick]

"You're so mean to me!" Uh huh. Take your pants off and bend over the bed.

[thedeliaishere]

Little miss intox bait CAN handle another drink

[for-the-love-of-tentaclrs]