“A vegan vampire? How does THAT work?”
“Simple; I drink coconut water.”
“Come again?”
“Coconut water is close enough to human blood plasma that vampires can survive on it.”
“Huh…”
Due to uh, reasons, I wanted to buy Chrollo merch… but the same figures I have of Illumi and Hisoka are sold out. Well except the Nendoroid. So the noodle stopper and the ones where they chill on a cube. Regretting a little I didn’t get them when I had the chance, but I didn’t really like him that much at the time.
There’s a cool standing Chrollo figure I could pre-order though.
Summary: Your yandere lover understood "heart for Valentine's Day" a little too literally.
A/N: My two favorite yanderes <3 Sorry I am a little late on this, but I got this idea and I rather post it a few days later to Valentine's Day than wait a whole year.
Warnings: Blood, human heart, implied kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome? Suggestive in the end. Mahito, Illumi. Read at your own risk.
You regret mentioning Valentine's Day to Mahito. He was a little too interested in it. He asked you questions, and when you answered truthfully he'd have a wide grin on his face. You particularly mentioned a heart, meaning a heart-shaped box of chocolate.
You should have been more specific.
Mahito had left, for what you did not know. Nor did you question it. You much rather not think what Mahito was doing. But soon he returned, a bag in his hand. It was leaking blood.
"Darling!" Mahito yelled happily. "I have a Valentine's gift for you!"
Your eyes widened. Valentine's Day gift? From Mahito? Part of you was happy that he'd do something so sweet for you, but the rational half of you recognized the bloody bag, which couldn't be good.
"Really?" you asked carefully. "But I didn't expect anything..."
"Just open it!" Mahito pushed the bloody bag to you. You'd be a fool not to take it, so you did.
Slowly, you opened the bag to see what was inside. The moment you saw the fleshy texture and the red, your eyes widened and your own heart stopped.
What was inside was a human heart. It was covered in blood, meaning Mahito had taken it directly from the source; a living human most likely.
"Well??" Mahito asked eagerly. "Do you like it?"
It took a bit, but you took a deep breath, closed the bag, and gave Mahito a sweet smile.
"I appreciate this, but... I meant a heart-shaped box with chocolate."
Mahito's brows rose a bit and he looked confused. Then he shook his head. "Well, you should've specified! You said 'heart' so I went to look for a fitting human heart for you!"
A sudden guilt flashed through your body. But why? You put your head down. "I'm sorry..."
Mahito looked at you confused for a moment, and then his lips curved into a wide grin.
"It's okay. How about you return the favor~?" You raised your brow, looking at the curse with confused eyes.
"Come on, darling", Mahito mocked. "You know exactly what I mean."
Your whole body tensed as Mahito walked close towards you, a sleazy grin framing his face.
You were in the Zoldyck mansion, as usual, tidying some rooms up. It was part of your "spouse training". Even if after marriage you wouldn't be doing much tidying, it was still a useful skill to know, said your mother-in-law.
"Excuse me", you suddenly heard a voice behind you. It was one of the butlers.
"Master Illumi has returned."
Your heart sank in your stomach. Even if he had domesticated you, you still felt fear when hearing his name. You suspected he didn't take those negative emotions away completely.
You walked to the front door of the mansion, waiting for Illumi to return. As the Zoldyck estate was large, it still took a while for Illumi to come.
But he was surprisingly fast and appeared in your watching distance in no time. You already smiled, making sure Illumi wouldn't detect any attitude.
"Welcome back home!" you bowed deep as Illumi stepped inside the mansion.
"Back home what?" Illumi asked. His tone was normal, but your heart stopped for a second. His aura was dark, and threatening.
"Back home... m-my love?" you corrected yourself.
"That's better", Illumi said. “I may have to drill that into you."
You were silent, frozen in fear.
"But since you're here", Illumi suddenly took a box wrapped in a ribbon and gave it to you. "Happy Valentine's Day."
You couldn't believe it. Your fiance, who most of the time was very stoic and serious, was giving you a gift. You tried your hardest to suppress your smile. The fear you had was almost all gone. You bowed lightly, then began to unwrap the ribbon. It fell and you lifted the top of the box.
Your smile faded as quickly as it came and the fear returned when you realized what was in the box. It was a human heart. The blood around it was dry but vibrant; it was quite fresh.
"What is this?" you asked boldly.
Illumi tilted his head to the side in confusion, like you asked a strange question.
"It's Valentine's heart", he answered, as casually as ever.
"Dear", you began, "I wanted a box shaped as a heart full of chocolate!"
Illumi tilted his head on the other side again, staring at you for a few seconds. Then he straightened himself and took the box away from you.
"You should've been more specific then," he said. You didn't have time to argue more. You simply nodded.
Suddenly, Illumi got very close to you, his lips being a few millimeters away from yours. You couldn't help but lean away a little, but it didn't matter as he followed your movements. He was smiling in a devious way.
"Then, I'll have to make your own heart pound fast."
Your cheeks instantly heated up, knowing exactly what he meant.
Literally cried about this last night. Someone else, two years younger than me, was talking about how she’s pregnant with her second child and I just completely broke down.
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