the only thing stronger than my head is my heart

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

im too much of a baby for tinder i wanna meet people the old fashioned way where we’re both on either side of a fish tank and notice each other thru the water… 

[literallytryingmybestbutok]

Nobody:

OP trying to find love through a fish tank:

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

we could shorten “big mood” to “bmood” but you all are not ready 

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

bood

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

oh fuck. it was i who was not ready

[christopher575]

[unluckysword-deactivated2019031]

[sindri42]

So hey you know how the whole Bode meme came from somebody’s dream in which they saw a tumblr meme from the future with no context? And how they assumed it was short for ‘foreboding’ or something, but that doesn’t even make sense because there’s no bode in foreboding? This is the actual origin of that prophetic vision.

[doggosource]

spinning predicament

[a-grim-grinning-ghost]

they’re so dumb i love them!

[catchymemes]

The dog is supposed to run up in front of her and sit.

[theawesomeraccoon]

They did exactly that perfectly

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

I’m washin me and my bones

Bitch

[haruhis-dumpster]

she drunk as fuck

[no-chill-at-all]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[juneelite]

Why y’all let me learn this 😂😂

[immortalcheesewedge]

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY TURN THE AUDIO ON

[6lackranger]

[teathattast]

[kahzu]

[511am]

Evolution of Nissan

[thetyrannosaur]

My cat does this before throwing up

[ohhellorula]

Bill Hader’s knife story is the funniest thing ever

[wildlifediary]

dylanroyalwildlife

Who’s watching who?

[bonzai-bunny]

this is the most terrifying picture of a giraffe i have ever seen

[cheaphalloweencostume]

has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

[fatboyslim]

[antigone-lesbian]

[billbuttlicker-]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[joshpeck]

there is absolutely no way to predict how this video is going to end