jared

you like men and we like beers

[davemustaine]

sorry ricky we fucked up

[rubberycarotid]

the monkees and eyeless jack during the promotion of their film 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘥 in 1968

[albertnatural]

i have ben drowned on speed dial

[omegaverse]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

shlock brain hurt

[omegaverse]

not his name.

[empathviv]

shamrock going proper mental innit

[omegaverse]

not even his name.

[dogpuppy]

[fatboyslim]

Laughed out loud

[pseudosoviet-deactivated2025060]

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[butch-bara]

[judasisgayriot]

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

[weepingchoir]

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

[atlas-prime]

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

[11thsense]

Hello, Emily. This is Adam Driver. I came across your blog in my free time today and it pained me greatly to find a post you made recently calling me ugly and, I quote, “garbage”. I began to cry, because I have anxiety about my appearance. You have truly hurt an innocent 30 or 40 year old man who wants nothing more than to act and be happy. I hope you consider your actions in the future, as I am still crying because of you. Thank you, and goodbye.

GOUSJCJ DICJ

[jonbutter]

dude so distraught he forgot his age

[aflo]

They asked if I was giants I said bitch I might be

[oceanflowerrs]

bug sex

[courteous]

[latedawnsandearlysunsets]

[badassdemonsword]