Don't Call Me Old

It's hard to be gentle in such a rough world

[ancientplumblossom]

{Unknown Hiatus}

{Hello everyone! A quick cw for cancer!

I hate to be writing this, but I’m not sure if I’ll be returning to these blogs, and if I do, it might not be for quite a while. For those who don’t know, my mother has stage 4 breast cancer and her most recent scan has shown the cancer has advanced into the bone, and has even broken a rib with how a cluster has expanded. This makes it much harder to treat, and this news has been really rough on my family and myself. I had not been feeling the mood for writing for some time, and this has further solidified that feeling. I hope one day to return to this blog and my others, but for now, and for an unsure amount of time, I’ll most likely be offline from tumblr. If you want, I should still be reachable by discord (TWINK RIGHTS#0650), but I thank you all for your patience, your love, kindness, and friendship, and I hope to see you all in better times <3}

[ancientplumblossom]

cupcakes-and-british-tea started following you

“Hello!”

[cupcakes-and-british-tea]

Why hello there! I hope you are doing well today!

[ancientplumblossom]

“I am doing very well! How are you doing?” Wu asks with a smile

[cupcakes-and-british-tea]

“About as well as can possibly be expected.” Replying with a smile of his own, Arthur slowly began to fidget with the bottom half of his t-shirt.

[ancientplumblossom]

“That is good to hear! Would you like some tea?” He asked, turning to already get some cups.

[cupcakes-and-british-tea]

“Oh– Why, yes thank you that would be wonderful. What sorts do you have?”

[ancientplumblossom]

“Oh, I have many kinds!” He turned to look at Arthur. “Green, white, black, oolong is my favorite of course.”

[cupcakes-and-british-tea]

“Oolong sounds lovely, thank you. I will just take mine straight please.” Replying with a smile of his own, Arthur took a seat in a nearby chair to at least make himself a little more comfortable.

[ancientplumblossom]

Wu grinned widely, moving to start boiling water as he grabbed some loose leaf from the cupboard. “The way it was meant to be done!” He glanced at Arthur. “So, what else do you like?”

[cupcakes-and-british-tea]

Arthur couldn’t help but emit a small giggle by Wu’s antics, finding his actions to be cute in a way despite his age. “For a tea such as that, of course that is how it is to be done. And it would depend on what you wish to know.”

[ancientplumblossom]

“Anything really!” He said. “What do you like to do? Things to eat? Anything to go with your tea?” 

[ancientplumblossom]

Look at this elderly creature, barely surviving in the modern age. An affront to Darwinism and time itself. Repeatedly baffling humanity by continuing to live. Astounding.

“I am going to find you...and I am going to beat you.” He said, leaving out the fact that he would be beating them with a cane. 

[ancientplumblossom]

THEY'RE BACK THEY'RE BACK THEY'RE BACK THE SENIOR CITIZEN IS BACK IN TOWN!

“Excuse me? I am not old!” Wu huffed. 

[ancientplumblossom]

cupcakes-and-british-tea started following you

“Hello!”

[cupcakes-and-british-tea]

Why hello there! I hope you are doing well today!

[ancientplumblossom]

“I am doing very well! How are you doing?” Wu asks with a smile

[cupcakes-and-british-tea]

“About as well as can possibly be expected.” Replying with a smile of his own, Arthur slowly began to fidget with the bottom half of his t-shirt.

[ancientplumblossom]

“That is good to hear! Would you like some tea?” He asked, turning to already get some cups.

[cupcakes-and-british-tea]

“Oh– Why, yes thank you that would be wonderful. What sorts do you have?”

[ancientplumblossom]

“Oh, I have many kinds!” He turned to look at Arthur. “Green, white, black, oolong is my favorite of course.”

[cupcakes-and-british-tea]

“Oolong sounds lovely, thank you. I will just take mine straight please.” Replying with a smile of his own, Arthur took a seat in a nearby chair to at least make himself a little more comfortable.

[ancientplumblossom]

Wu grinned widely, moving to start boiling water as he grabbed some loose leaf from the cupboard. “The way it was meant to be done!” He glanced at Arthur. “So, what else do you like?”

[ancientplumblossom]

cupcakes-and-british-tea started following you

“Hello!”

[cupcakes-and-british-tea]

Why hello there! I hope you are doing well today!

[ancientplumblossom]

“I am doing very well! How are you doing?” Wu asks with a smile

[cupcakes-and-british-tea]

“About as well as can possibly be expected.” Replying with a smile of his own, Arthur slowly began to fidget with the bottom half of his t-shirt.

[ancientplumblossom]

“That is good to hear! Would you like some tea?” He asked, turning to already get some cups.

[cupcakes-and-british-tea]

“Oh– Why, yes thank you that would be wonderful. What sorts do you have?”

[ancientplumblossom]

“Oh, I have many kinds!” He turned to look at Arthur. “Green, white, black, oolong is my favorite of course.”

[koffiehuis-love]

koffiehuis-love

“Ah, now it makes sense. Glad to see me, mm? That’s something I don’t hear too often. But I am glad to see you too.”

ancientplumblossom

Wu smiled at Jan still. “How are you doing? Would you like some tea?”

@ancientplumblossom

“I would, actually. I hope you’re taking out some time for yourself. Have some fun. Be merry and all that shit.”

[ancientplumblossom]

Wu smiled and nodded. “Of course I am!” He said. “Well, now more than ever. I have finished much of my work for the quarter so I have more free time.” He moved to grab some cups for them.

[ancientplumblossom]

cupcakes-and-british-tea started following you

“Hello!”

[cupcakes-and-british-tea]

Why hello there! I hope you are doing well today!

[ancientplumblossom]

“I am doing very well! How are you doing?” Wu asks with a smile

[cupcakes-and-british-tea]

“About as well as can possibly be expected.” Replying with a smile of his own, Arthur slowly began to fidget with the bottom half of his t-shirt.

[ancientplumblossom]

“That is good to hear! Would you like some tea?” He asked, turning to already get some cups.

[ancientplumblossom]

cupcakes-and-british-tea started following you

“Hello!”

[cupcakes-and-british-tea]

Why hello there! I hope you are doing well today!

[ancientplumblossom]

“I am doing very well! How are you doing?” Wu asks with a smile

[ancientplumblossom]

"Hey, where the hell have you been? It's been too long."

“Would you believe me if I told you I was over working myself?” He asked, giving Jan a smile. “I am very glad to see you.”

[ancientplumblossom]

cupcakes-and-british-tea started following you

“Hello!”

[son-of-eden]

Please reblog this if you’re someone who would be interested in roleplaying polyamorous relationships.

[themechcnic-a]

son-of-eden :

As someone who is poly, there is very little representation of my relationship structure in media/RP, and that’s sort of frustrating. I would like to find more people to rp this type of relationship with.

[ancientplumblossom]

🐔for 10 asks!

Symbol Asks

🐔 - muse is uncontrollably afraid/paranoid for [#] asks.

For the next 10 asks, Wu will be uncontrollably paranoid/afraid! Since I also have Hypnosis Wu going for 3 asks, please specify which one you would like for your ask!

[ancientplumblossom]

🥀☀✨ for 3 asks

Symbol Asks

🥀- have they ever felt heartbreak?

Yes. Wu has felt many heartbreaks. The worst are always the ones that he’s watched for years, visiting them, going out to dinner, having tea, spending days and nights and laughs with them. The ones where he has watched every wrinkle crease their face, eyes fog over, minds slowly slip away, and then he has to watch them go. It’s an ache so deep that he’ll never be able to fill it. Those are the heartbreaks that hurt the most.

☀  - night or day?

Wu prefers the day! He loves being able to go out and spend time with people. He loves the sun on his skin and seeing the smiles of his friends!

✨ - muse is in a state of hypnosis for [#] asks. go wild.

For the next 3 asks, Wu will be in a state of hypnosis! They will be tagged with hypnosis and hypnosis ask

[sufferedsuggestion]

send a symbol.

because i felt like making one of these, fuck you.

LEARN SOMETHING ⛈ - what is the muse like at their worst? 📖 - deadly sin that applies to them the most? 🍁 - favorite season? 🏹 - have they ever committed a murder? 💝 - have they ever been in love, and with who? ⚠️ - the worst deed they’ve done/crime they’ve committed? ⛔ - do they believe in revenge? 💫 - do they believe in fate/propecy/destiny? 🥀 - have they ever felt heartbreak? 🌵 - do they consider themselves dangerous? 🍀 - do they believe in luck? 🌙 - do they believe in magic? ☄️ - what is their biggest regret? 🍷  - do they drink? 🍹 - alcohol tolerance? 🍳  - do they know how to cook? ☀  - night or day?

DO SOMETHING 🙈 - muse is blind for [#] asks. 🙉 - muse can’t hear for [#] asks. 🙊 - muse can’t speak for [#] asks. 💥 - muse feels agonizing pain when they raise their voice for [#] asks. 🐔 - muse is uncontrollably afraid/paranoid for [#] asks. ⚡ - muse has unstable emotions for [#] asks. 🍺 - muse acts like they are when they’re drunk for [#] asks. 🍬 - muse is hyper as fuck for [#] asks. 🎭 - muse can only speak in cryptic phrases for [#] asks. 🎬 - any noise becomes deafening to the muse for [#] asks. 🌋 - the muse is unable to control their anger for [#] asks. 🔦  - muse becomes light-sensitive for [#] asks. 👁‍🗨 - muse feels like they’re being watched for [#] asks. gets worse as it continues. 🚫 - the muse hallucinates their worst fear for [#] asks. gets worse as it continues. ♾️ - the muse is in constant pain for [#] asks. gets worse at it goes along. (bonus if the pain is an old wound/scar.) ⛅ - the muse hides their emotions for [#] asks. emotions come spilling through when m!a ends. ✨ - muse is in a state of hypnosis for [#] asks. go wild.

OTHER ♠️ - the muse’s ‘worse side’ shows for [#] asks. ♥️ - the muse’s ‘better side’ shows for [#] asks. ♦️ - the muse becomes emotionless for [#] asks. ♣️ - the muse feels temporarily free from doubt for [#] asks. ♈ - the muse has an ego boost for [#] asks. ♉ - the muse is unreasonably stubborn/bitter/petty for [#] asks. ♊ - the muse is split into two versions of themself for [#] asks. (emotion/logic, happy/sad, etc.) ♋ - muse becomes overwhelmingly pessimistic for [#] asks. ♌  - muse becomes incredibly fucking arrogant for [#] asks. ♍ - muse is shy as hell for [#] asks. ♎ - muse is obsessed with keeping things ‘stable’ or ‘balanced’ for [#] asks. ♏ - muse is unbearably rude/cruel/violent for [#] asks. ♐ - muse is more ‘pleasant’ than usual for [#] asks. ♑ - muse loses all self-control for [#] asks. ♒ - muse acts incredibly aloof for [#] asks. ♓ - muse is overwhelmed by sadness for [#] asks. ⛎ - wildcard. mun’s zodiac applies to the muse. (ex: i’m a cancer, so if i was sent ophiuchus, muse would get the effects of cancer.)

[ancientplumblossom]

TAGGED BY: @italitude​

TAGGING: anyone who hasn’t done this already since it’s hella late

– B A S I C S –

NAME: Malcolm

ALIAS(ES)/HANDLE(S): Elysium, Puck

ARE YOU OVER 18?   yes (22)  /  no

IS YOUR MUSE?   yes (old as fuck)  /  no

WHEN WAS YOUR BLOG ESTABLISHED? 2019 babey (I want to say springtime)

– W R I T I N G –

ARE YOU SELECTIVE ABOUT WHO YOU WRITE WITH ON THIS BLOG?

No (anyone)  /  Semi (most people) /  Yes (some people)  /  Highly (few people)  /  Private (mutuals only) / Partial (Depends)

ARE YOU SELECTIVE ABOUT WHO YOU FOLLOW ON THIS BLOG?

No (anyone)  /  Semi ( most people) / Yes (some people) /  Highly (few people) /  Private (mutuals only) / Partial (Depends)

IF YOUR MUSE IS CANON, HOW MUCH DO YOU ADHERE TO CANON?

Not at all  /  A little (Headcanons)  /  Some  /  Mostly  /  Strictly  / Not Applicable

WHAT POST LENGTHS DO YOU WRITE?

One Liners  / Single-Para / Multi-Para /  Novella / It depends (I try to match what is given to me)

DO YOU USE ICONS AND/OR GIFS?

No  /  Gifs  /  Icons (when given them, still learning how to do them though)   /  Yes

DO YOU WRITE ON OTHER PLATFORMS?

No  /  Yes (discord, facebook messenger)

WHAT LEVEL OF PLOTS DO YOU WRITE?

Unplotted  /  Open-Ended Plots (set up a meeting and see what happens)  / Semi-Plotted (one or two steps ahead)  /  Fully Plotted Epics (plotted beginning, middle, and end) 

HOW QUICKLY DO YOU USUALLY RESPOND TO THREADS?

Very Slow (more than a month)  /  Slow (3-4 weeks)  / Average (1-2 weeks) / Fast (less than one week)  /  Very Fast (less than three days)  / It depends (it feels like one or the other)

WHAT TYPES OF THEMES DO YOU LIKE? (feel free to add!)

Fluff  / Angst  /  Smut   /  Violence / Tragedy  /  Domestic  /  Family / Conversational / Humor

WHAT GENRES DO YOU LIKE? (feel free to add!)

High Fantasy  /  Supernatural /  Science Fiction   /  Historical (if I’m well studied up on it) /  Horror  /  Comedy  /  Romantic  / Drama  /  Action /  Adventure  /  Espionage  /  Slice of Life

ARE THERE ANY THEMES YOU’RE UNCOMFORTABLE WRITING ON YOUR BLOG? (not triggers)

No  /  Yes  /  Sometimes 

DO YOU HAVE ANY TRIGGERS?  HOW DO YOU REQUEST IT TAGGED?

A few! Gore is one, especially anything that has to do with eyes, nails, teeth, and kneecaps actually. I’m a fool though and don’t have anything blocking tags for them. Anything sexual assault and such is also a big trigger and usually just anything with CW ot TW is enough to catch my eye

– S H I P P I N G –

WHAT TYPES OF RELATIONSHIPS ARE YOU OPEN TO?

Romantic /  Platonic  / Familial

WHAT TYPES OF PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIPS ARE YOU OPEN TO?

Romantic  / Platonic  /  Familial

DO YOU HAVE OTPS?

No  /  Chemistry Only /  Yes

DO YOU HAVE NOTPS?

No / Yes (but I’ll still write it if there’s an interest. I get that my faves aren’t everyone elses and vice versa)

WHAT IS YOUR MUSE’S SEXUAL ORIENTATION? Pansexual

WHAT IS YOUR MUSE’S ROMANTIC ORIENTATION? Pan again

ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WRITING SMUT?

No /  Selectively  /  Yes (I’m still nervous about people reading my smut, please don’t judge me)

HOW EARLY IN A RELATIONSHIP DO YOU SHIP ROMANTICALLY?

Autoship  /  During plotting  / After a couple IC interactions  /  Several IC interactions / Slow burn /  Never

ARE YOU OPEN TO TOXIC SHIPS?

No  / Selectively  /  Yes

ARE YOU OPEN TO PROBLEMATIC SHIPS? (incest, canon history, age difference, complicated, etc.)

No  /  Selectively /  Yes

ARE YOU OPEN TO POLYSHIPPING?

No  /  Selectively  /  Yes

ARE YOU AN EXCLUSIVE SHIPPER?

No  /  Sometimes (if established with the other) /  Yes

DOES CRACK SHIPPING EVER HAPPEN?

No /  Yes (constantly)

[ancientplumblossom]

Hello again everyone!