shells, shells

i like sea shells... and also flowers too. but mainly sea shells.

[and-more-shells]

im shell anon

trans guy, he/him

adult, 24

gay man aka i like men

love shells

:D

::edited now that I'm not high on cotton candy

[d-adpool]

Wow. It's been some time, huh.

I lack much of an explanation for all of this

//I've been so busy with class and stuff IRL, I know its been so long, I'd kinda dissappear offline

- @and-more-shells

HI SHELLY! i hope youve been taking care of yourshellf

[and-more-shells]

Mostly, I'd say. College classes have been kinda rough and speech therapy is slowly getting Shells away from referring to himself in 3rd person. It's hard tho. Also rain sucks, makes my shoes soggy

[d-adpool]

you're making progress!!! wow im very proud of you

what are you studying in college?

[and-more-shells]

History mostly, cuz its kinda cool but I want to be a librarian eventually. Shells thinks it will be good for himself

[d-adpool]

a librarian!! that would be great for you! that sounds awesome.

[and-more-shells]

Shells loves books, and he knows it will take some time but I think it will be worth it :D

[d-adpool]

Wow. It's been some time, huh.

I lack much of an explanation for all of this

//I've been so busy with class and stuff IRL, I know its been so long, I'd kinda dissappear offline

- @and-more-shells

HI SHELLY! i hope youve been taking care of yourshellf

[and-more-shells]

Mostly, I'd say. College classes have been kinda rough and speech therapy is slowly getting Shells away from referring to himself in 3rd person. It's hard tho. Also rain sucks, makes my shoes soggy

[d-adpool]

you're making progress!!! wow im very proud of you

what are you studying in college?

[and-more-shells]

History mostly, cuz its kinda cool but I want to be a librarian eventually. Shells thinks it will be good for himself

[d-adpool]

Wow. It's been some time, huh.

I lack much of an explanation for all of this

//I've been so busy with class and stuff IRL, I know its been so long, I'd kinda dissappear offline

- @and-more-shells

HI SHELLY! i hope youve been taking care of yourshellf

[and-more-shells]

Mostly, I'd say. College classes have been kinda rough and speech therapy is slowly getting Shells away from referring to himself in 3rd person. It's hard tho. Also rain sucks, makes my shoes soggy

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Having a toddler isn't like having a tiny human in the house. It's like having A Creature

[d-adpool]

in addition to mary puppins and portal and @parasite-the-symbiote and @and-more-shells . another Creature

[and-more-shells]

Oh yes, Shells is creature. Birb is fun

//Jeez it's been a while, mod has been busy with college T_T

[d-adpool]

HI SHELLY! love u how are u. has mayday tried to pull all your feathers off.

[and-more-shells]

Shells is okay, been cooped up with work mostly. Also not really, Mayday has kinda just tried to pet them. She's been sweet with Shells

[d-adpool]

fair!! she's a good kid she's just got those sticky little hands. one time she ripped some of my skin off by accident and screamed her head off about it, poor thing

love that little demon

anyway im glad youre still doing well with work and everything! im still survivin too there's a lot to do this time of year

[and-more-shells]

Shells gets it... and its only gonna get worse as Christmas comes along

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Having a toddler isn't like having a tiny human in the house. It's like having A Creature

[d-adpool]

in addition to mary puppins and portal and @parasite-the-symbiote and @and-more-shells . another Creature

[and-more-shells]

Oh yes, Shells is creature. Birb is fun

//Jeez it's been a while, mod has been busy with college T_T

[d-adpool]

HI SHELLY! love u how are u. has mayday tried to pull all your feathers off.

[and-more-shells]

Shells is okay, been cooped up with work mostly. Also not really, Mayday has kinda just tried to pet them. She's been sweet with Shells

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Having a toddler isn't like having a tiny human in the house. It's like having A Creature

[d-adpool]

in addition to mary puppins and portal and @parasite-the-symbiote and @and-more-shells . another Creature

[and-more-shells]

Oh yes, Shells is creature. Birb is fun

//Jeez it's been a while, mod has been busy with college T_T

[your-local-crypt1d]

The difference between scojausage and RGB husbands (scfwhimmy) to me

[boo-gutzz]

Past life huh?

[d-adpool]

It's been a while, huh. Shells feels like shit so he thought he'd message you even tho he has stuff to do in the morning.

- @and-more-shells

heyyy shelly boyyy. i'm throwing back everclear trying to get smashed. sunday night more like funday night amirite

*dadpool is in the alcoholic manspread, limbs askew over his couch in a way that looks almost painful*

do you want a drink? i got some great non-alcoholic stuff up there too. so many tea flabours. flaybors. damn i can't talk already. this shit must be working.

[and-more-shells]

Shells got denied from a project he applied for and also found out he has no original ideas so he feels awful. He'll take a hot chocolate.

[d-adpool]

hell yeah brother. love a hot coco.

*dadpool pours each of them a hot cocoa, because that sounds pretty good actually, and spikes his own with fireball*

here. marshmallow? whip cream?

why don't you have original ideas? who toldja that?

[and-more-shells]

Marshmallow... Also Shells told Shells that for reasons he really doesn't wanna explain.

[d-adpool]

It's been a while, huh. Shells feels like shit so he thought he'd message you even tho he has stuff to do in the morning.

- @and-more-shells

heyyy shelly boyyy. i'm throwing back everclear trying to get smashed. sunday night more like funday night amirite

*dadpool is in the alcoholic manspread, limbs askew over his couch in a way that looks almost painful*

do you want a drink? i got some great non-alcoholic stuff up there too. so many tea flabours. flaybors. damn i can't talk already. this shit must be working.

[and-more-shells]

Shells got denied from a project he applied for and also found out he has no original ideas so he feels awful. He'll take a hot chocolate.

[d-adpool]

helloo

- @and-more-shells

SHELBY what's up my man

[and-more-shells]

Shells is rewatching snapcube sonic fandub basically on repeat, this is his brainrot now

[d-adpool]

tbh if i could only watch 1 youtube video ever again itd be a sonic rtfd

[and-more-shells]

Its so good. Shells nearly has "ha ha, one!" on loop.

[d-adpool]

helloo

- @and-more-shells

SHELBY what's up my man

[and-more-shells]

Shells is rewatching snapcube sonic fandub basically on repeat, this is his brainrot now

[d-adpool]

Ughhhh

Shells had an unlucky day T_T

- @and-more-shells

oh no poor shelly!!! whats up shells whats so unluckie

[and-more-shells]

Shells bought a large set of pokemon cards in exchange for 2 good cards and $20 and got nothing good from the set T_T

[d-adpool]

BUY SINGLES SHELLS its a hard lesson every tcg nerd has to learn but sealed product isn't gonna make you a profit unless you buy it in bulk with an intent to resell the good shit at a markup

i mean what. i never got really into pokemon one year when i was single and in my thirties. thatd be crazy

[and-more-shells]

Yeahhh Shells bought the N's Reshiram and the Gladion card. Those are Shells' boys <3.

Shells also bought the Shadow the Hedgehog Magic the Gathering card despite never playing Magic a day in his life.

Shells may or may not have gotten into the Sonic franchise recently and loves Shadow...

[d-adpool]

BUY THE ME MAGIC CARD they made cards with ME on them and now they're doing a whole spider-man expansion i'm going to buy all the cards and ask peter what is happening in the art <3

[and-more-shells]

oooh Shells will do that after next pay day. Shells is currently hyperfixating on the sonic franchise tho ehehe

[d-adpool]

Ughhhh

Shells had an unlucky day T_T

- @and-more-shells

oh no poor shelly!!! whats up shells whats so unluckie

[and-more-shells]

Shells bought a large set of pokemon cards in exchange for 2 good cards and $20 and got nothing good from the set T_T

[d-adpool]

BUY SINGLES SHELLS its a hard lesson every tcg nerd has to learn but sealed product isn't gonna make you a profit unless you buy it in bulk with an intent to resell the good shit at a markup

i mean what. i never got really into pokemon one year when i was single and in my thirties. thatd be crazy

[and-more-shells]

Yeahhh Shells bought the N's Reshiram and the Gladion card. Those are Shells' boys <3.

Shells also bought the Shadow the Hedgehog Magic the Gathering card despite never playing Magic a day in his life.

Shells may or may not have gotten into the Sonic franchise recently and loves Shadow...

[d-adpool]

Ughhhh

Shells had an unlucky day T_T

- @and-more-shells

oh no poor shelly!!! whats up shells whats so unluckie

[and-more-shells]

Shells bought a large set of pokemon cards in exchange for 2 good cards and $20 and got nothing good from the set T_T

[d-adpool]

What is upppp

OH MY GOD ITS A DOCTOR hello doctor eden! my special sonboy @peterparker-who wants to start taking testosteroni so he can become more macho manlylike. but i don't want my precious mutant kids going to ordinary doctors i want ones who understand their biology and stuff. are u able to help at all??

i also want a doctor for my other kids but idk if you do pediatrics and some of them are real little like elementary school age. and i even have a toddler now which is cool but terrifying also because she can't tell me about her problems!

[time-watcher]

Umm sure! I would love to help with those things..I can send some paper work over so I can get more details!

[d-adpool]

really? ughh its all paperwork isn't it. the normal world where you don't kill people for money is all paperwork

anyway sure i'll do some papers for my kids i love my kids i would do anything for my kids EVEN paperwork

[time-watcher]

Great! so how many kids exactly?

[d-adpool]

hmm...

*dadpool counts on their fingers*

wheelie, shelly, petey, poolie, asta, jimmy, laura, roger, glowstick, aaand mayday makes ten. some of 'em might not actually see you, like asta's away at their internship and glowstick is gonna fight me hard on seeing a doctor, but yeah. we'll call it four adults and six minors, ten kids total.

i've had a good few move out and move on, too. fostering is crazy.

tagging them for fun: @wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer @and-more-shells @peterparker-who @deadpool-of-dc @asta-barnes-rogers @jameshowlettwilson @x-23-official @creek-eats-rocks @blake-in-the-closet @bstandsforbabydaddy

[and-more-shells]

Shells does not need a doctor :( Shells is perfectly fine the way he is

(ooc sorry mod just kinda dropped off the face of the planet, he's been on vacation for the last 3 weeks)

[d-adpool]

SHELLS DOES TOO NEED A DOCTOR you gotta make sure you stay healthy or else you'll end up in a hospital one of these days and that's gonna be real bad for u. until you're 26 you're on my health insurance and damn it you're going to use it

[and-more-shells]

Fineee