This is my bridge now, Goatman

🍄 you cannot kill me in a way that matters 🍄 they/he/void

[your-local-crypt1d]

Hey there, demons, it's me, ya boy •°~

my name is Vexx or Cryptid!

🦇 they/he/void 🦇

🦇 multifandom artist 🦇

🦇 trans enby / aroace 🦇

🦇 Aboriginal Australian 🦇

🦇 disabled / ND 🦇

🦇 eng + learning German + Spanish 🦇

🦇 navigation ; #my art #my writing #my headcanons #incoherent mumbling 🦇

🦇 aesthetics ; voidpunk, crippunk, goth, goblincore, cryptidcore, feralcore, chaoscore, weirdcore 🦇

🦇 My ao3 🦇

🦇 My Tiktok 🦇

🦇 My Instagram 🦇

🦇 Alt ; @just-anaverage-person 🦇

🖤 Commissions open 🖤

○ Interests ○

🕸 Resident Evil 🕸

🕸 SCP Foundation 🕸

🕸 mcyt / Minecraft in general 🕸

🕸 Arcane 🕸

🕸 Apex Legends / Valorant / Overwatch / Marvel rivals 🕸

🕸 The Forest 🕸

🕸 DC Comics / Marvel Comics / invincible🕸

🕸 The Sandman / Good Omens / Dead Boy Detectives 🕸

🕸 Baldurs Gate 3 / DnD / critical role 🕸

🕸 BuzzFeed Unsolved / Watcher Entertainment 🕸

🕸 analog horror 🕸

🕸 stranger things 🕸

🕸 Sally face 🕸

🕸 Detroit: Become Human 🕸

🕸 Dispatch 🕸

🕸 The Lovecraft mythos 🕸

🕸 Godzilla 🕸

🕸 A Quiet Place 🕸

🕸 musicals 🕸

🕸 Project Hail Mary 🕸

🕸 Star Wars 🕸

🕸 Cryptozoology (shocker) 🕸

🕸 biology / zoology / archeology / history 🕸

○ Tags ○

🥀 AUs

🥀 Papa fWhip Au 🥀

🥀 Spider Lantern Au 🥀

🎃 OCs

🎃 Vex (mcyt) 🎃

🎃 Eleanor Webber (Marvel / spiderverse) 🎃

○ boundaries ○

🍄 Will not draw anything proship/fetishy/RPF and NSFW or heavily suggestive 🍄

🍄 Character Ship-friendly blog! If you don’t like that, please feel free to block me 🍄

🍄 feel free to make requests just don't expect them to be done in a timely manner, please 🍄

🍄 Art Usage: I don’t permit any usage such as reposts or AI at all, banners/icons are acceptable with credit 🍄

🍄 if you like something I've written and want to make fanart, please do! Just tag me so I can see 🍄

DNI if w*lbur or dteam supporter, proshipper, TERF, SWERF, general bigotry, discourse-blog, etc

[pidgedee]

first warning

[waddei]

me when i lie.

[64mpg]

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

[64mpg]

the target audience of all of my posts is me

[ravioliet]

yes i do ship those characters but i ship them in an infinitely more aroace way than you will ever be able to comprehend

[ravioliet]

they're not "dating" they're not "a couple" they're intrinsically connected and intertwined with each other for eternity. they're bound together like the stars. get with the program

[shipperofthenineseas]

Target audience reached

[moldyrainbowbutter]

Writing mcyt fanfic feels so silly because the names are on a spectrum from "normal human name" to "semi-plausible" to "Sausage"

[moldyrainbowbutter]

squad, I hate to break it to you but Gem, Grian, and Pearl are all normal names that people have. Also Bdubs and Big B are perfectly realistic to have as nicknames. They do not go in the semi-plausible category. Semi-plausible is for shit like Zam and Tango and maybe fWhip.

[sockth]

Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay

[the-pancake-dicegoblin]

Reyna from HoO as Asexual

[queerbookbitch]

muriel from good omens as aroace

[paint-me-in-watercolour]

rogue in the x-men I believe is asexual

[ihavenoconsistentinterests]

David Kostyk from S&B as aromantic

[nether-demon-warthog]

gerry keay from TMA as aromantic

[spid-the-spider]

Jonathan Sims is asexual, gertrude is aromantic, sasha in aroace

lady arlyn is asexual

nastya rasputina is demiromantic, lyfrassir edda is aroace

[friendshapedbeing]

owen and legundo from vsmp as aro-spec, abolish as demiromantic and ace-spec

[your-local-crypt1d]

Ryland Grace from Project Hail Mary

[graveyardfisher]

Also Dont stop loving vsmp dont stop loving misadventures dont stop loving the flight dont stop loving any of the projects avid was involved in. Theres always the other creators that poured their own effort into it and to dwell on the bad person instead of those creators is not productive for you or your mental health

[sketchy-scribs-n-doods]

oh wow so you spent years of your life invested in the markiplier, jacksepticeye, and sanders sides fandoms, where a single person played multiple different characters that could potentially interact with each other in increasingly convoluted and creative universe-breaking ways?

and now you've found yourself ravenously consuming ryan gosling's entire filmography? and the idea of his different characters interacting is driving you a little bit crazy? who could have possibly foreseen such a thing..

[cntrlaltdelete-what]

Need a PHM au where Eridians are very human-looking despite being from a different star system and being internally very different to humans (Star Trek style). And so Rocky and Grace can share an atmosphere. For Ortiz!Rocky purposes

[your-local-crypt1d]

OP I want you to know we're on a very similar wavelength. Maybe not sharing a braincell but we definitely touched the same one here-

I had an au idea where Eridians could shapeshift to mimic other species, so when Rocky meets Grace instead of building the hamster ball to be in his atmosphere, he does some good ol fashioned "rewrites his whole DNA" to be human and able to withstand an earth atmosphere

It's not a perfect mimicry though. Like his organs are the exact same just moved into a vaguely human looking arrangement and his skin is still rock hard just now with a new human skin coloured paint job.

[sickdogs]

five years.

[aro-throughyourchest]

i don’t subscribe to the idea but citzens thirsting would be funny. you’re like “omg niki is so pretty” and someone would be like “isn’t she a war criminal” and then someone else goes “who isn’t 🙄” and it’s like technoblade

[endbie]

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a year ago today i was walkin through the lmanburg ruins and saw an older white man in a trenchcoat walking in front of me so i jokingly said “ex president wilbur lookin ass” and the man turned around. and it was ex president wilbur. i will never live that moment down.

👤 Wilburs77 follow

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🌿 basilbop follow

sir.

[eitlean]

I watched dreamsmp every day since the lmanburg festival and nothing will ever come close to how surreal the exile arc was. People had to start saying c!tommy and c!dream because people on twitter thought that dream was actually abusing tommy and it was getting dangerous??? Tommy would ring the prime bell and there would be THOUSANDS of twitch primes in his chat within seconds. You couldn’t even see the regular chats because there were so many. Every exile stream was genuinely terrifying because you had no idea whether or not Tommy would DIE. Mexican dream showed up. The following stream dream destroyed the entire area and Tommy almost killed himself. The whiplash was fucking insane.

[hiveswap]

We'd get one of these notifications every day

[dsmp-heritage-posts]

DreamSMP Heritage Post

[mollyjames]

The knight is doing her best to fend off the bandit ambush, so if the princess could please stop flashing her tits because it's "funny to distract her", that would be greatly appreciated

[pastelflamingo]

Scott and Aeor

[worshiperofwater]

The blaaaade!!!!

Still in techno mood :>