oh wow so you spent years of your life invested in the markiplier, jacksepticeye, and sanders sides fandoms, where a single person played multiple different characters that could potentially interact with each other in increasingly convoluted and creative universe-breaking ways?
and now you've found yourself ravenously consuming ryan gosling's entire filmography? and the idea of his different characters interacting is driving you a little bit crazy? who could have possibly foreseen such a thing..
Need a PHM au where Eridians are very human-looking despite being from a different star system and being internally very different to humans (Star Trek style). And so Rocky and Grace can share an atmosphere. For Ortiz!Rocky purposes
OP I want you to know we're on a very similar wavelength. Maybe not sharing a braincell but we definitely touched the same one here-
I had an au idea where Eridians could shapeshift to mimic other species, so when Rocky meets Grace instead of building the hamster ball to be in his atmosphere, he does some good ol fashioned "rewrites his whole DNA" to be human and able to withstand an earth atmosphere
It's not a perfect mimicry though. Like his organs are the exact same just moved into a vaguely human looking arrangement and his skin is still rock hard just now with a new human skin coloured paint job.
i don’t subscribe to the idea but citzens thirsting would be funny. you’re like “omg niki is so pretty” and someone would be like “isn’t she a war criminal” and then someone else goes “who isn’t 🙄” and it’s like technoblade
a year ago today i was walkin through the lmanburg ruins and saw an older white man in a trenchcoat walking in front of me so i jokingly said “ex president wilbur lookin ass” and the man turned around. and it was ex president wilbur. i will never live that moment down.
I watched dreamsmp every day since the lmanburg festival and nothing will ever come close to how surreal the exile arc was. People had to start saying c!tommy and c!dream because people on twitter thought that dream was actually abusing tommy and it was getting dangerous??? Tommy would ring the prime bell and there would be THOUSANDS of twitch primes in his chat within seconds. You couldn’t even see the regular chats because there were so many. Every exile stream was genuinely terrifying because you had no idea whether or not Tommy would DIE. Mexican dream showed up. The following stream dream destroyed the entire area and Tommy almost killed himself. The whiplash was fucking insane.
The knight is doing her best to fend off the bandit ambush, so if the princess could please stop flashing her tits because it's "funny to distract her", that would be greatly appreciated
Going through notes on Legundo's early episodes for Reasons™, and I always forget how close Legs came to getting turned in episode 2 - he was supposed to go into the woods with just Owen, Pyro, and Scott, but Owen last minute insisted on trying to rope Avid in, and the entire plan was derailed.
This is also one of the MANY scenes where Scott and Legs are on the same page: Avid is a menace, and deserves to be tormented and made fun of at every possibility
My revelation from earlier: i think dream smp is like. The opposite of slop. I think everyone's definition of slop is different but to me its media that doesn't stimulate any cognitive parts of the brain and is entertaining in the same way as a baby sensory video. Just shapes and colours and buzzwords. And that makes me infuriated that ive heard the dream smp called slop because the dream smp is the most gutwrenchingly beautiful story with the worst viewing experience known to man. Its a multiple-hundred-hour Minecraft roleplay thats functionally impossible to watch. The acting is amateur. The storytelling is clunky. The medium is unconventional and difficult to make immersing. The canon is inconsistent. The lines determining what IS canon are blurry at best. The writers and actors and designers and artists are a bunch of improv-ers who barely cooperate with each other. The plot is so good it will ruin your life. Its bad in every way except the way that matters, and the worst thing about it is that its good. That's why everyone who loves the dream smp talks about it like its the worst thing thats ever happened to them. Its the opposite of shapes and colours and no substance. Its all substance.