And Really Bad Eggs

basically just here for Norrington (also, this is a side blog, and a poorly managed one at that, so you might hear from me under my other identity float-like-a-cadillac)

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[bloomingcockroaches]

i think it’s very sweet that jack and barbossa are undeniably the two worst pirate lords just like in terms of meeting their job expectations

[bloomingcockroaches]

the other seven of them all have full fleets that they command from the sprawling luxury of their estates where they sit atop amassed decades of wealth these two assholes have spent fifteen years fighting over the same oversized dinghy 

[bloomingcockroaches]

i also like factoring this into their old married squabbles…

[the BLACK PEARL floating over still, dark water]

JACK (offscreen): The Caspian Sea is a lake, mate

[gunshot]

[montedeto]

Jack Davenport as James Norrington

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN’S CHEST (2006)

[emcads]

we all talk about elizabeth’s kiss of death but i want to talk about how every ship james ever sails on  ( the dauntless,  the interceptor,  the pearl,  the endeavor )  ends up at the bottom of the ocean with the exception of the dutchman,   which is the ship that he himself dies on

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

(via @emcads)

[montedeto]

James Norrington - first appearance 

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL (2003)

[ice-cream-norringdae]

Smiling Norrington to brighten ur day

[montedeto]

Jack Davenport as James Norrington

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL (2003)

[ilikeimpossible]

James Norrington + being 100% done

(requested by @ye-olde-norrington-stan)

[and-will-nice-hat]

My favorite POTC ships, ranked:

- Norrington x being alive

- Norrington x breathing

- Norrington x having a pulse

- Norrington x simply not dying

- Norrington x a miraculous resurrection that doesn’t even have to make sense to the plot

[undeadpirate]

one of my favorite little moments in cotbp: when jack is staring dramatically into the distance and gibbs and will try to see what he’s looking at

[drawnsnake]

“Sorry, can’t hear you from up here”

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Based on posts like this and this by scottishoctopus

[taquidro]

pirate king of my heart 😳😳😳

[bob-belcher]

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007) dir. Gore Verbinski 

[shesnake]

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007) dir. Gore Verbinski

[flameandignite]

more ships (and shipwrecks)

[filmesbrazil]

[i-was-bored-so-this-happened]

Okay, but the scene where Jack is going to be hanged in the first Pirates movie and Will has just told Elizabeth he loves her and Elizabeth’s dad and Norrington know some shit’s about to go down but she faints to distract them? Her dad’s look of pure for fuck’s sake when her dad realises she was faking is perfect

[ilikeimpossible]

#is this what you meant op?#got to be one of my favorite weatherby and elizabeth interactions#you just know she’s given him countless reasons to make this exact face over the years#not to mention james and his eyebrows#calculating#‘oh shit i’ve been played’#and the MARINE behind him snapping to attention when he turns back around i’m DYING