Juan y Medio hola @andalerillo - Tumblr Blog

today is Andi's birthday!! this guy has about three birthdays, but the canon one is today, I love him so much 🥹🙏

HELL YEAH IT'S MA BIRTHDAY, BRING ME THE PRESENT' 💥💥💥💥

#CUMPLEAÑO FELI #TE DESEAN TUS AMIGOS DEL PARCHII

Hallowin!! Man, I love thi' time of year 'cause I've got an excuse to dre' up. But honestly, I'm torn between these costume', I can't choose jus' one

The oncele' one is pretty fancy and ironic because I am a oncele', the flamenca one make' me look like a real diva, the bandi' one is very comfortable and ha' sentimental value, and the zombie one is SICK, quite suitable fo' Halloween. Wha' do you think?

But why would I wan' Halloween if I'm already a monste' the rest of the yea' 👻👻

#ohgosh maybe I talk too much #i don't fucking care #🤣🤣#halloween #andaler #the onceler #onceler askblog #flamenca #bandolero #zombie #onceler

what kind of music do you listen to???

Ohhh, I don't really dislike any genre (? There are some tha' I listen to mor' than other' or tha' I don't listen to at all. For example, I really like espanish rock or I also like rumba'..

Bu' my favorite artist is and alway' will be Estopa, I LOVE THEM. Look, I even have here a photo from when I wen' to their concer'

Oh...

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Well, maybe I don't have any good photo' of the concer'.. I was so excite', I would literally give my life for Estopa

#andaler #onceler askblog #the onceler #the lorax

necrogian

Let's go lesbians 🗣️‼️

Drawing of one of my ocs and @cucosbiggestfan 's, I love them

andalerillo

Oh my, who's that cutie??? (I mean the one on the right, duh)

#andaler #genderbend #the onceler #askblog #the lorax

andalerillo

oka bro u didnt answer my question. r u queer or no

Oops. I wa' taking a nap, but I thin' I forgo' to set the alarm

cucosbiggestfan

bro is avoiding the question really hard 😑 its ok anda we support you 🩷

andalerillo

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINE'

cucosbiggestfan

ugh okay fine.. but you couldve said no if you werent queer. just saying 🤫

andalerillo

I'm going to block you.

#andaler #the onceler #onceler #the lorax

andalerillo

oka bro u didnt answer my question. r u queer or no

Oops. I wa' taking a nap, but I thin' I forgo' to set the alarm

cucosbiggestfan

bro is avoiding the question really hard 😑 its ok anda we support you 🩷

andalerillo

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINE'

#ME CAGO EN DIE #andaler #the onceler #onceler #the lorax

A todo esto

como te llevas con tu familia?:P

[Btw, how do you get along with your family?]

Mi familia? Ajá, no me hablo con ellos ya, la última vez que los vi fue a lossss... 19? Y ahora a los 26 no sé nada de ellos

[My family? Yeah, we don't talk anymore. The last time I saw them was when I was... 19? And now at 26 I don't know anything about them]

#no eran buenas personas #andaler #the onceler #onceler #the lorax

did u take my 19 dollar fortnite card 💔💔💔

Yea... Take it...

#goddammit #sus muertos #andaler #the onceler #onceler #the lorax

oka bro u didnt answer my question. r u queer or no

Oops. I wa' taking a nap, but I thin' I forgo' to set the alarm

#my bad #andaler #the onceler #onceler #the lorax

Show the nipple piercing 🔥🔥

No

#andaler #the onceler #onceler #the lorax

Hi guy', I'm not dead

#not yet #no estaba muerto estaba de parranda #andaler #the onceler #onceler #the lorax

how many piercings do you have??

Well, I have one in each ea', a nostri', one in the eyebrow, a tongue one, and one in jus' one nipple, because when I wen' to get it done, I realized that I didn' have enough money to ge' both

#and I was too lazy to get the other one #andaler #onceler #the lorax

conoces a illojuan?

[Do you know Illojuan?]