Itās summer of 2001, Joe meets Patrick and heās like āyo, I know about musicā and Patrickās like āyo, I know more about musicā āthatās impossible. Do You wanna start a band?ā And Patrickās like āā¦yeahā¦ thatās cool.ā And then heās like ā yo, this is a book store its not a music store!ā And then they met at Patrickās house. And Patrickās wearing shorts and socks and a hat. Patrick is playinā drums for some fuckinā reason! And Peteās there, for some reason! They start playinā music together. And there like ā oh letās play some fuckinā covers from some other bands!ā It was like, Green day and fuckinā misfits and fuckinā Ramones! Pete said to Joe āyo we gotta change this shit up! Yo weāve played all these bands letās play shit from Fall Out Boy.ā And so Pete and Patrick are like āyo, thatās dope. But we need a fuckinā drummer!ā Because Patrickās playinā drums and heās a singer! And heās like āyo! I got a soul voice!ā And there like āwait, how do you have a soul voice!?!ā And heās like āyo watch this! YEeeeeEeeeeEeeaaaAAAH!ā and theyāre like āoh my god! That sounds like soul!ā So they put it in the song and it was like āWHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!?!!!?!ā And then theyāre like āyo, this is fuckinā perfect. This is Fall Out Boy.ā And they made records like, Evening out with your ex-girlfriend. its called evening out with your ex girlfriend, everybody loves it. Its called Eating Out Your Girlfriend, and its real and it doesent matter. And Pete talked to Patrick and Joe and he was like āYo what the Fuuuck! Yo this is gonna be fuckinā dooooope!ā So they made a record, and it was called take this to your grave. They made it without a drummer! And they had like three, four drummers come in. The four drummers they had come in were likeā¦ Josh Freese, Neil Peart, the dude from totoā¦ The fourth one was like the guy from papa roach or something. And they were like, āyo, we need Andy Hurly. Andy Hurley. Take this to your grave. Fuckin record it.ā And he did it, and he killed it. He was like,Bigadigadigalalululapssshhhh! Killing the skins! Tapping the skins! Tapping the rims! Playing the shit! Killing these bitches! Wrapping it out! āWe should get signed, to fueled by ramen. Cuz these guys know what the fuck is going on.ā And they were like āyo, if you can make our scene any bigger than it is, which is not fuckin hard. We will sign you guys.ā Pete was like ā yo! We got this record thatās fuckinā dope dude!! Its called, take this to your grave.ā Hey, its gonna be called from under the cork tree, its gonna be fuckin huge. And then Patrickās like "I gotta keep it real,I gotta keep it artistic. These are three songs that are gonna make the album and its calledā¦ This is called Thanks for the memories, 20 dollar nosebleed, and Sugar were going down..ā And they made this record that was fucking dope and it fucking hit on the charts. Like one, two, three! Three, two one! Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!!!! TEN TO ONE! From under the cork tree sold like Four million records! Ten million records! Fifteen million records!!! And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record. And Patrick was like āthatās gooooooooood!ā Pete was like āyo, FUCK YOU! I can do whatever I want!ā Joe was like āyeah its cool man, whateverā¦ I donāt give a shit.ā And then Andy was like āehā¦ Cool!ā And Pete was like āmakeup is fuckinā great for a guy. Because it makes a guy look beautiful. Which a lot of times, a guy is not beautiful. And I wanna change that.I wanna make sure everybody thinks that guys are beautiful.ā Pete was like āoh my god Iām so embarrassed about this dick pic!ā And then I saw the dick pic and I was like āeh, its not bad. Its not a bad dick. Letās be real.ā Panic! At the disco made rolling stone one issue before fall out boy. And fall out boy made the issue right after Panic! And they were so pissed! They were like āyo fuck you guys!ā They were like āYO! Panic has the cover of rolling stone!?! Yo, fuck these dudes, were gonna go fucking miles above! Were gonna hit every fucking continent there is known to man!ā But they didnāt! Because they missed a second of time, apparently. They were like āoh shit we got every continent.ā And they didnāt actually hit it. Dude, Pete was like āWHAT THE FUCK!ā oh you didnāt fuckinā make the continent. Its like fuck you! So from under the cork tree happens, we fuckin have three, four years of awesomeness! Like people are cumming on themselves its so big! So fall out boy was like, so Patrickās like āyo were gonna name this record from under the cork tree and from infinity in high.ā Pete was like āyo, folie a deux means, the theatric of two.ā Fall out boy was like āyo, we gotta take a breakā meaning, Pete was like āyo, we gotta take a break broā and Patrickās like, āi need time for my music! YAAAAAAHHHH!ā And joes like āyo, I need time to find the fuckinā art dude I gotta find some fuckinā meau-metal.ā And Andyās like āIām just gonna play with some fuckin metal bands.ā And they were like, āalright, this breaks been like three years long. Two years long. Three years long. Three and a half. we gotta fuckinā come back dude. We gotta come back STRONG! We gotta make this shit legit. Its gonna be fuckin dope. Its gonna go fuckin sky high. Were gonna make a fuckin record that sails the skies. Were gonna call this recordā¦ Save Rock And Roll.ā So they made alone together, light em up, alone together, phoenix. And everyoneās like āwhat the fuck? Youāre working with this guy who fuckin recorded avril lavigne and pink!ā Pete was like āyo, were gonna end up in tour with Panic! At the disco and Twenty pilots.ā And thatās all. And thatās all that matters. And thatās how the fucking story goes.
