I'm scared

[doppelgender]

The plan is to get hot within the next 3 years. Move to Europe. Be a fun party guy for a year or so. Then die in some sort of sex accident

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

[catchymemes]

[ilovepretzelrods]

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[ilovepretzelrods]

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[toastbutteregg]

THIS IS EXACTLY ME LMAO

[niedopalek]

[cloudstation]

Tiktok is so fucking funny for no reason

[determinate-negation]

Trump Has Discussed Starting a New Political Party - WSJ.com

President Trump has talked in recent days with associates about forming a new political party, according to people familiar with the matter,

huh this seems significant. also worth noting that white supremacists and nationalists have been talking about a patriot party for a while, which got more acknowlged after the capitol. so maybe some of trumps staff told him about it

[determinate-negation]

to all the people in the notes talking about this as a good thing. its really not. dont be incredibly short sighted and celebrate because you think a far-right third party will never be popular. research the far right and the history of fascism, because the existence of a new party that is explicitly nationalist and formed to oppose the other established parties for being corrupt and ineffective points to the possibility for a real organized fascist movement to develop. please fucking think about this in the long term. it might seem ridiculous now but so much of what would have “seemed ridiculous” years ago is now normal because the political conditions have changed so drastically. do you really think anything is going to stop

[pettydavis]

this is why paying attention in history class matters

[utopians]

Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister “they’re making another planet earth” and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone “and where are they getting the dirt for it?” and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[bidoof]

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

[mycatisnamedfrank]

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

[bidoof]

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

[domozillla-deactivated20181216]

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

[bidoof]

The finger blocks it

[dildomuncher3000]

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

[bidoof]

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

[fifty-percent-possessed-deactiv]

People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.

[hungwy]

No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.

[blipblerp]

Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.

[gorps]

No the finger would stop it

[joryboi]

I’m loving the idiocy of this post.

Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…

Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V

[foulserpent]

no the finger would stop it

[indianworiorprincess-blog]

You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses

[foulserpent]

the finger would stop it

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 28th of december, 2015.

[catsbeaversandducks]

S C R E M

Photo via Lee Henstock

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[toastbutteregg]

[ytphobia-deactivated20210908]

fat women on tumblr dot gov: i think i deserve to live happily and not have ppl tell me i’m disgusting just for existing and making wild assumptions abt my health

the notes: let’s not forget skinny ppl matter too… they’re different problems but let’s not invalidate other women… sometimes i can’t find jeans that fit either… someone asked me if i was going to finish my burger once and i died