Stressed Out

19 She/Her

[mx-capgras]

this will stay in my ask box forever. i have never enjoyed an ask so much as i have enjoyed this one

[dogpuppy]

[depsidase]

[yoursminehourss]

honestly i think im good without that thanks

[phantomrose96]

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

[phantomrose96]

hang on I gotta look something up.

[i-suggest-vore]

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

[phantomrose96]

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

[guooey]

[catboybiologist]

Mutuals I’m doing this to you

[catboybiologist]

Mutuals I’m doing this to you again

[fandom-man]

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[marciaillust]

[and-fishing-equipment]

daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[schifty-al]

[thememedaddy]

[rebel-girl-queen-of-my-world]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[depsidase]

[xemlencse]

@kutyafulet

[thememedaddy]

[anxietyproblem]

[whitepeopletwitter]