PRAISE THE SUN

[itscolossal]

In an Ecuadorian Cloud Forest, Two Mycologists Catalogue Hundreds of Fantastical Fungi

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[pusheen]

[ladythatsmyskull]

DISCWORLD IS REAL

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[akreon]

[i-m-snek]

Crunch on dem roachies!

[montereybayaquarium]

It’s the longest day of the year here in the Northern Hemisphere! Time to bask in the glow of the sunfish.

[ampervadasz]

[characterlimit]

*schlorp* OHOHOHO *shklump* AHAHAHA

[luxgalador]

I cannot stop watching this

[sirlorence-deactivated20251220]

[randamhajile]

hey did you guys know you can objectively calculate how good at sex every single fallout character is thanks to fallout 2

[babedur]

Here’s a spreadsheet where you can use the formula. Help Us Make A Database.

[mattoflamancha]

As it it stands for Fallout 4 companions from worst to best

Curie (Miss Nanny)- 4 so below average

Curie (Synth)- 4.12 because apparently getting a body can only help so much

Porter Gage- 5.13 You need to brush your damn teeth and take a bath

Robert Joseph MacCready- 5.51 Rotting teeth subtract points I suppose.

Cait- 7.15 Your girl is good in bed.

Old Longfellow- 7.15 Heavy drinking seems to give you the same results no matter what age or gender you are.

Codsworth- 7.63 AT YOUR SERVICE.

Strong- 7.72 Uh….. hmmmmmm…. I don’t really have words the big man can swing.

Danse- 7.9  ………..Ad Victoriam……….

Nick Valentine- 7.9    Apparently synths got it going on.

X6-88- 8.01   I guess they were made to be better than huma- OH WAIT

Preston Garvey- 8.15  How’s it going, babe?

Deacon- 8.15 And we’ll never actually be able to prove it.

Hancock- 8.4 I dunno what I was expecting.

Piper Wright- 8.65   Damn Girl… the closest thing to a sex god this game has to offer.

Extra:

Liberty Prime- 9   LIBERTY PRIME FULL SYSTEM ANALYSIS SYSTEMS NOMINAL WEAPONS HOT….

[x688plsloveme]

I just thought everyone would like to see this

[aesthetics-over-ethics]

Adding to this, with the Fallout: New Vegas characters, in no particular order-

Arcade: solid 5.5

Craig Boone: 3.5

ED-E: 5.38

Lily: 6.88

Veronica: 4.75

Raul: 3.76

Cass: 4.62

Rex: 5.76

[agitatingskeleton-deactivated20]

No one in New Vegas but Grandma Lily can fuck good it’s official

[trilllizard666]

that’s why there’s no romances in Fallout New Vegas

[ladyoriza]

@foundcarcosa

[vyk0s-74738738492]

fallout 3 companions from best to least:

fawkes: 6.23 (yeah)

butch deloria: 5.75 (COMPLETELY unprecedented)

clover: 5.5 (makes sense)

sergeant rl-3: 5 (made to kill… made to love)

star paladin cross: 4.88 (every lesbian’s dream come true)

charon: 4.25 (listen his skin is falling off)

jericho: 4 (he’s bad at everything else) 

[gun-gallery]

Kel-Tec KSG - 12 Gauge

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

hey hey hey you remember ratatouille? that movie was fuckin wild. in the first 20m a woman points a shotgun at the protagonist and tries to shoot him multiple times, brings down the roof of her own house, and subsequently gasses it. then the rat goes to paris and meets the bastard son of a dead chef and almost dies. again. several times. many times! almost gets locked in an oven. and then drowned. then some shit happens and he controls the bastard son by pulling on his hair. also the bastard chef gets drunk at least once. it’s explicit too like the scheming sous chef brings this 18 y/o or whatever into his office and gets him drunk because he wants the kid to admit that he’s a successful chef because of a tiny hair-pulling rat puppeteer who lives in his hat. and all throughout it the rat is grappling with the ethical conflict of whether stealing is right, and how to reconcile the wasted excesses of capitalism with his belief in private property and self-earned worth, especially when he comes from an impoverished background where stealing was necessary. and the underlying motif is how art isn’t an exclusive club, and how making art accessible to everyone is critical to the expansion and success of art itself, and the importance of honesty in relationships. also the human protagonist’s name is linguini

[peach-hime-moved]

[acerodons]

Common Cat Breeds

American Shorthair

Siamese

Vampire

Gingerbread Loaf

Literal Cloud

Attempted Murder

Dark Matter

[princeofmints]

i’m pretty sure “cats and humans can never have a bond as strong as a dog and a human” is just code for “i’ve never even tried to treat a cat correctly in my life”

[thehotpocketsinitiative]

Also dogs are man-made to be loving towards us. We didn’t selectively breed cats the same as we did dogs. I’m 100% a dog person but with them it’s more of, “this tool that I use is also very cute and I’ve removed 96% of its ability to not love me” whereas with cats it’s more, “Ah yes, this is my roommate Craig. He’s very nice to me unless I ignore his wants and treat him like an asshole.”

[murkymuse]

Cats are the only animal that domesticated itself. The bond between cats and humans are on the cats’ terms, not ours.

[punkydunk]

BLESS THIS POST

[princeofmints]

i’m pretty sure “cats and humans can never have a bond as strong as a dog and a human” is just code for “i’ve never even tried to treat a cat correctly in my life”

[thehotpocketsinitiative]

Also dogs are man-made to be loving towards us. We didn’t selectively breed cats the same as we did dogs. I’m 100% a dog person but with them it’s more of, “this tool that I use is also very cute and I’ve removed 96% of its ability to not love me” whereas with cats it’s more, “Ah yes, this is my roommate Craig. He’s very nice to me unless I ignore his wants and treat him like an asshole.”

[murkymuse]

Cats are the only animal that domesticated itself. The bond between cats and humans are on the cats’ terms, not ours.

[punkydunk]

BLESS THIS POST