Synopsis: Typically you were the one who always got sick, but when you woke up this morning, it was Satoru and Suguru both who fell under the weather!
Content Warnings: illness (implication of being chronically ill), Use of terms like but not limited to, "mucus". For those who are easily disturbed by words like 'snot' I kept that light and there's nothing super explicitly there. Gojo and Geto refer to the reader as 'bunny'. No use of reader or Y/N. Brief mentions of Jujutsu world and society. Nothing too serious.
You were used to getting sick. The fevers, chills, mucus, etcetera. Between Satoru, Suguru and you, more often than not it was you who caught whatever plague was rampaging through Tokyo at the time. Whenever you were sick, the two men pampered you in their own little ways.ย
Suguru, who always made sure there was a pot of your favorite homemade soup hot on the stove. Who checked your fever with a kiss to your forehead, and would braid your hair back to keep it out of your face. While Satoru, would be the first to bring you meds and a bottle of water. He would sit with you for hours, holding you close while you binge-watched shows together. Whenever you would sigh and explain to him that he would get sick. Satoru would give you his signature shit-eating grin and tell you, โDonโt worry, bunny. Suguboo and I are the strongest. So we wonโt get sick from a little measly cold.โ
That was, of course, until both of your boys woke up sicker than dogs this morning.ย Satoruโs face was bright with fever, and Suguru was coughing up a lung. Whatever they had brought home, it hadnโt gotten you. Both of them were completely out of it. Satoru was a clingy mess, hugging your thighs as he burrowed his head into your lap. Gently, you stroked the strands of sweat-soaked white hair from his forehead. He sniffed loudly, voice nasally from congestion,ย โBunnyโ why does this fucking suck so bad? You never act this miserable when youโre sick.โย
From the opposite side of the room, Suguru sat at the dining table, his head covered with a towel as he leaned over a bowl of steaming water. At Satoruโs whine, he lifted his head slightly, long black hair braided down his back in a French braid. A loud indignant sniff filled the room as Suguru grumbled, โItโs because, Satoru, theyโre always sick. When youโre used to something it gets easieโโ His teasing chide was cut off as he released a hacking cough into his elbow. A groan escaped his lips as he returned to the head-sized cavern of steam he trapped himself in.
โMy poor babies,โ You cooed, smiling softly as you rubbed Satoruโs back soothingly.ย It was true. As you had grown up you got sick constantly, you grew used to moving about and just weathering through whatever storm came your way. If it wasnโt contagious and just part of your usual strew of symptoms and not knocking you flat on your assโ You still existed as if everything was almost normal. โWell ya know, angel,โ You patted Satoruโs back to get his attention, โSuguru has the right idea. Some steam inhalation would really help.โ
In response, Satoru only wrapped himself closer around you on the couch. A muffled whine pressed against your stomach you hardly understood other than his strong disagreement to the idea. โCanโt hear ya, baby.โ You giggled, pulling his hair slightly until he blinked up at you with his pretty blues and a sweet pout.ย
โDonโt wanna.โ Satoru huffed, sniffing indignantly, โIt feels weird. Makes my head too hot and it makes me more miserable.โย
You snorted at his response, rubbing Satoruโs back soothingly. Turned out that when the strongest sorcerers got sick, they were whiny. For a while you sat there with Satoru, holding him close as he sniffed and coughed into your lap. Suguru hunched over the bowl, coughing and hacking. With a pat to Satoruโs shoulder, you murmured, โOkay, Satoru sweetieโ I need to get up. Iโm gonna make you both some soup.โ
He whined again, pressing his forehead against the flesh of your stomach, โNuh-uh. Iโm cold and youโre warmโ stay, bunny, please.โWith a laugh, you shook your head slowly. โJust a little longerโฆโ You promised easily, rubbing the back of his neck, causing contented little groans and whimpers to escape his pretty lips. A few more moments pass as you agreed and sat with him for a few minutes longer but their combined sniffing and miserable faces was more than enough to convince you. They needed something to eat here soonโ
ย So with a huff, and a whine of protest from Satoru, you pushed him off of your lap and back onto a pillow on the couch.ย โRest, honey.โ You gave head an affectionate pat as you walked past him into the kitchen. It took you a few minutes to decide what you wanted to make, going through the cabinets and fridge as you looked through ingredients and spices. As you bent over to pull out a stock pot from the cabinet, Suguruโs hands squeezed your hips affectionately as he pressed his forehead against your shoulder blades,ย โThanks for taking care of us, bunny.โ He hummed in the back of his throat, as you straightened up and he pressed a gentle kiss to the top of your head. Compared to earlier, he definitely sounded less congested.
ย The little moment in the kitchen was interrupted by Satoruโs loud groan from the couch, โCan one of you at least come and hold me? Iโm miserable over here.โ
Both Suguru and you burst into a fit of laughter.ย He kissed your cheek and left the kitchen to join Satoru on the couch. While they settled in you hauled the pot onto the stove and got started on the soup. Meanwhile, Digimonโs theme song started in the background, bringing a sense of warmth and continuity to your chest.ย
Last time you had been struck down by a nasty flu, to help you feel better Satoru had put on Digimon because the show always helped him. You never minded, not truly. When you were sick youโd drug yourself and fall asleep to the Digimon battles. Hardly ever, did you really pay attention to whatever was on the TV when you were sick. Hearing it now and the disjointed sneezing and coughing from the next room was just a mildly humorous reminder that even the strongest sorcerers need to rest and recoup.ย
As the soup came to a beautiful finish. The smell wafted through the apartment. You peeked around the corner, mouth open and ready to call your boys that food was ready and to ask if they wanted anything else with it. Only to see them passed out on the couch in a tangle of limbs. Satoruโs head was tucked in the crook of his boyfriendโs neck while Suguru had an arm and a leg thrown over the white-haired sorcerer.
A small smile formed on your face as you quietly snuck over. You picked up a folded blanket hanging over the arm of the couch and draped it over the both of them. Just as you turned around to head back to the kitchen- a large hand wrapped around your wrist, tugging softly. You look back only to be met with vibrant gazes of violet and blue.ย
Satoruโs hand held onto your wrist as Suguru reached for your other hand. Suguruโs velvety voice groggy with sick and sleep, โCome nap with us, bunny, please.โ
How could you deny a request like that? A smile spreads on your face, โOhโฆ fine. Better not get me sick though.โ You tease. Satoru huffed indignantly, as he pouted before yanking you into the cuddle pile. As you adjusted around, a sense of rightness filled your chest. It was natural the way you fit in their arms. The next episode of Digimon queued up right as your head found its spot on Suguruโs chest and held a tight grip on Satoruโs hand.
Turns outโ Them being sick meant sick days for all of you. Within 48 hours of them waking up feeling sick and beginning to recover. You were sick once again.ย Surrounded by a pile of tissues, and a cup of soup from the batch you made a couple of days ago, you sniffed miserably once again> The fever they had been battling now sent chills down your spine. Satoruโs face was still mildly flushed with fever, wondering aloud how you were sitting up when you looked so dizzy and out of it. Suguru scrolled through TikTok on his phone to keep his mind off being ill. At least all of you got to be together. Sure it sucked being sick but being sick with them? Made all of it a bit easier.
Looks like the Jujutsu world would have to wait. For now, your sorcerers and you? You would rest.
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Hi!! Thanks for coming into my Forest! At the moment there's not much here but I hope to change that over time. Just so that we are all on the same page, I'm ENBY and use they/them pronouns. I am also neurodivergent. I want to cultivate my blog to be a LGBTQ+/Queer, and neurodivergent safe space. So I will do my best to make sure it is.
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