Alive, somehow

22 y/o Sag ☀️ Taurus 🌙 Gemini ⬆️ Education Major and Aspiring Teacher profile pic by maddel_art :)

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[lesbinewren]

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[thatcryptidgirl]

Idk if anyone actually reads any of my irl posts but I just got into my top choice college!!! Very excited. But also kinda not? I can't take my cat and he only has ~2yrs :((

But my #1 choice!!!!!!!!!!! Gahhhh I missed college, I had to take a year off and it was torture, I miss my classes.

[thatcryptidgirl]

SPOILERS FOR THE NEW EPISODE 15!!!!

Okay but why is NO ONE talking about the hand that grabbed the ultimate cookie at the end. I *could* just be super unobservant and it's something obvious but WAS THAT A WITCH???? DID ALL OF THAT FIGHTING AND DARK ENCAHNTRESS IN WITCH FORM ATTRACT THE WITCHES' ATTENTION????

Foaming at the mouth.

She's probs just all like "Alright, here we go. We're done now. 😐" And takes them (minus the missing chunk) out of the equation lmaooo

It's not a witch we know though if they even are one, if you look at the sleeves of their clothing. It doesn't match the sleeves of anyone currently in CRWC- and I sincerely doubt it's the shadow witch too. Losing it.

It *almost* looks like First Egg Cookie as a witch- I think it's the closest match but this pic isn't a final version, as there's no official art for her yet, but- some food for thought perhaps? Idk

It's not the same though, but eh, I'm excited for whoever it may be anyway. I hope it's an introduction to thr witches in crk- seeing as how the timelines are about to merge in this universe.

[sandersstudies]

“They’re just looking for attention.”

Oh, a human being is seeking a social response? Human being, the social animal wired to make and track social connection? A human desires the vital blood that permitted their species to survive for millennia? The human being who was born completely helpless and primed in every way by nature to seek attention and help from their community?

Wow that’s crazy. How embarrassing. Humiliating even. Should we isolate them from community? Should we call Wire Mother?

[thatcryptidgirl]

Hey, idk if anyone would be down bc this sounds shady AF but I'm dumb and I didn't read the conditions for the beast figurines on the cookie run shop and thought it was 20-something dollars for ALL the figurines- so I bought a singular beast figurine (bought the set later)

And basically it's 100% unopened and untouched, and I don't want a random copy of one of the beasts, so if anyone wants exactly one and like,,,fingers crossed it's the one you want? Because idk which one it is, I'll mail it to ya for free. I just don't know what to do with it and I'm sure SOMEONE wants one that can't get one.

But yeah, PO box or whatever address idfc, if anyone wants it, I'll mail it over. (Ideally US bc I have zero idea how to ship out of country)

Very aware that no one will probably want to, I wouldn't trust this post either lmao

Update: listing it on Craigslist for as cheap as I can, I think people would trust it that way

[thatcryptidgirl]

Hey guys can we sit down for a sec and collectively try and figure out a name for fount!PV and also a ship name for FOK & fount!PV? Thx guys :)

PS I found the gif for petting FOK if anyone cares (it's the pre-reveal one so it's off a bit but that's okay, I love him dearly)

[thatcryptidgirl]

Anya Nami concert when </3

[thatcryptidgirl]

Hey real quick, can someone on Etsy- or with any shop really- make a CRK bumper sticker that's just "I will not falter!!!" And it's Pure Vanilla themed? I mean like not just words on a blank color?

It's very 'me as a driver' core, and I wish to have it. Pls PLS SOMEONE

Also bookmarks lol why are there no CRK bookmarks??? A crime.

[thatcryptidgirl]

I would like to place the Fount of Knowledge in a little cookie jar on a shelf and admire him very respectfully

I shall occasionally shake him around (gently)

This is my wish, thank you

[jesterlovescookies]

I swear to FUCK when they do shadow milk's backstory for probably part 2.

Devsis.

You make me cry over that damn blue cookie again ITS ON SIGHT

[thatcryptidgirl]

Waiting ANXIOUSLY for pt 2

Will I survive? Most definitely not!!

Screaming, crying, throwing up (prophesied)

[thatcryptidgirl]

ARE Y'ALL READY TO SEE FOUNT???? CANNON FOUNT DESIGN????????? ARE YOU READY????

[thezenangel]

ugh i love pretty guys. i want one

[thatcryptidgirl]

Y'all gonna get mad (or at least reddit is) but Blue Whale Cookie really DOES look like SMC. But not *present* SMC, Fount of Knowledge. Like,,,you're gonna look at us and tell us we're wrong???? Nahhhhhh

[louisegluckpdf]

we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank

[thatcryptidgirl]

Plssssssss

[spoopdeedoop]

petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

[spoopdeedoop]

in hindsight, pitching something that would be deemed a fair bit strange by some standards to a site teeming with already incredibly strange people was a mistake. apologies tumblr users i’d forgotten where i was

[thatcryptidgirl]

I say huzzah all the time and it's become a thing everyone who knows me irl uses now (at least around me) (even a couple of my teachers lol)

One of my FAVORITE words