what kind of lame power is heart anyway?

NO MORE MR BUTTMONKEY !!

[andhaert]

pinned post.

I’LL DO A REAL POST SOON I PROMISE. this is a side to the hub blog @mosiaks​

IT’S XANDO HARRON FROM BUNNY THE SLAYER OF THE VAMPYR

no br3ndon for fc and some tweaking to make some of his Big Yikes Moments less Utterly Heinous and more Peak Dumbass. 

TRIGGER WARNING for—  mentions of/character background including child abuse, domestic violence, neglect, alcoholism  

IMPORTANT LINKS

GSITE DIRECTORY  -  rules, bio, verses etc. 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙾𝙾𝙺 𝙾 𝚇𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁 - a very shittily done incomplete list of changes to his character, actions, etc. gets updated when i feel like it 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙴 𝚃𝙰𝙶 - the best way to start things tbh

IMPORTANT INFO

PROMISE I WILL GET UP REAL INFO EVENTUALLY (tho u gotta admit this does... Fit for him..) it’s just sitting down and working out which things to keep or how to tweak things on a more detail oriented level takes a bit of time and i wanna make sure there’s a sense of progression and not that he just Magically Was Always Great. Until then here’s some things to give you an idea of the Vibes:

The abuse and family troubles we see mentioned in the show are more prominent here, same with bullying. Xander is Professional at getting his ass kicked so getting it kicked while fighting vamps is honestly just a step up. 

Xander gets the memo within S1-3 that the things he says/how he phrases things can be / are hurtful, realizes he’s internalizing he’s own parents bad behaviors and actively works to be better.

He actually learns how to fight kinda okay and is like... solid for what he is in the context of all of this shit. 

more gay panic???? but like, the he’s maybe kinda gay???? and kinda a little wigged on that. not the anti kind.

not so possessive of buffy in that “i still want her” kinda weirdness way. just VERY overprotective. he’s the overbearing brother willow and buffy never asked for.

he does still skateboard. his skill is fickle. this is also part of why he tends to look like hell. 

Big Untreated ADHD vibes. 

[matthcwlillard]

MATTHEW LILLARD as STEVO in SLC PUNK! ( 1998 ) dir JAMES MERENDINO

[andhaert]

i'm heavily considering mat.th.ew li.ll.ard as an adult xander fc (threat)

[andhaert]

STAR ( @pierprincess ) said ❝ just take a breath. ❞

"I'm BREATHING. I'm BREATHING. See how much I'm BREATHING."

He groans, dodges her gentle hand with the wet paper towel and gets up. " I'm fine. Seriously. Business as usual. I don't need a VAMPIRE to tell me to BREATHE. " He turns a hand through his mohawk, angrily paces, considering just LEAVING. Then he pauses, assesses and sighs, turning back to her. "Sorry that was uncalled for. I'm just kinda ya know, TENSE."

[joeinct]

Photo by Kira Gyngazova

[butchfagminotaur]

i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

[andhaert]

REECE ( @tr4gicians​ ) said “It’s almost like you have to wake up every day.”

“I know right? Completely fucked up. Why hasn’t science figured out a way to let us hibernate like bears? This waking up and doing shit is for the birds.”

[deadlycgifs]

Liam James as Billy in Deadly Class (1.01)

[andhaert]

CORDY ( @visiongrl​ ) said “just don't fall on your ass.”  

“HEY! I’ll have you know my balance is actually pretty good!” He put the hand that wasn’t busy carrying and armful of supplies and weaponry on his hip. “I SKATE okay? When I go to the hospital it’s NOT because of balance.”

[bbcsherlock]

[andhaert]

HALFREK ( @halfreaks​ ) said “you are losing my interest, and that’s very dangerous.” 

“Uuuhhhhhhhhhhhh I could do a little jig???? to tell some jokes???? are you interested in learning about the lore of Star Trek?”

[andhaert]

s4!xander sitting in a beanbag chair with a coke staring into the distance while into the groove by madonna plays and his disco ball rotates slowly

[weirdlypersonalrpmemes]

sentence starters:  maybe interactive quotes because i’m obsessed, part 4.     tw: blood, murder.  

❝ please don’t feel like i’ve wronged you. i’m already extremely sad. ❞

❝ flowers may wither fast, but they also bloom quickly. ❞

❝ i see the serpent under your tongue is well-fed. ❞

❝ the only reason i haven’t completely fucked you over yet… is because i was being charitable. ❞

❝ i shall wash away the blood you shed with the blood of others. ❞

❝ keep your distance. there are eyes everywhere. ❞

❝ really leaning into the james bond motif, aren’t we. ❞ 

❝ if it’s good enough for 007, it’s good enough for me. ❞

❝ though we have different backgrounds, we’re both lonely. ❞

❝ you really are fucking off the rails!! ❞

❝ there’s a limit to how much shit i can take! ❞

❝ [name], if anything strange comes up, run away with me. ❞

❝ you always act before you think, don’t you? ❞

❝ hey, no need for this to get ugly. let’s just chat. ❞

❝ relax, will you? you’re making me uncomfortable. ❞

❝ have you… always been this stupid? ❞ 

❝ solitude is my friend as well as my enemy. ❞

❝ you always try to run away when something happens to you. ❞

❝ if you felt bad because i reminded you of something you didn’t want to recall… i should become the same. ❞

❝ everyone talks about love as if it’s something special. but it’s nothing but a chemical reaction caused by dopamine. ❞ 

❝ don’t let yourself be fooled by neurochemical reactions. ❞

❝ what the hell is wrong with you? are you actually in love with him/her/them? ❞

❝ …however i look at it… i think it’s the masterpiece of my life. ❞

❝ you mustn’t become a monster like me. ❞

❝ my, you make a sorry sight, here all by yourself. ❞

❝ i clearly gave you a chance to leave… and you were the one who came back to me. ❞

❝ please let me. let me… save you. ❞

❝ my apologies. perhaps i’ve been unprofessional in my rambling. ❞

❝ you’ll face many hardships soon, so keep this as your lucky charm. ❞

❝ i’m gonna go now if you’re done talking. ❞

[taggedmemes]

SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THINGS SAID BETWEEN ME AND MY PARTNER / PART TWO always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

“You can’t recharge at a reasonable pace if you’re still heavily using your energy.”

“That’s basically a metaphor for my life.”

“It would be a miracle if she came out nice.”

“Divine intervention would have to be involved.”

“Thanks, I hate it so much.”

“How’d they survive this long without you?”

“They should keep dying.”

“I would die without cheese and we all know it.”

“That came out way worse than I meant it.”

“That’s terrible and yet I am not surprised at you in the slightest.”

“I put in naps. The naps are scheduled.”

“I had weird Cutthroat Kitchen dreams, which are not the most relaxing.”

“There were lots of other people doing the same thing, but doing it great somehow.”

“I will kill them with my bare hands.”

“Saved by the unfortunate need to wake.”

“I’m gonna go down there and kick up a fuss.”

“Are you suggesting I make my way into the devil’s private quarters?”

“Sometimes you gotta lead the devil on to use his air conditioner.”

“Are you horny for the devil?”

“I did make the living room look like a crime scene.”

“Might as well take the opportunity to kill someone.”

“I wish I had I had more words in my brain.”

“These people are the definition of go hard or go home.”

“I’m terrible to that man, I love him.”

“I taped an ice cube to it.”

“And then I decided to mock myself.”

“He needs a good kick up the ass.”

“I’m exhausted for no good reason.”

“The coffee there is like drinking colored water.”

“In less sexy news..”

“The pepper people weren’t there? That’s pepposterous.”

“I’ve been waiting an hour to say ‘thingy in my wotsit’.”

“Is something gonna get set on fire!?”

“My life is a disaster in really specific ways, like in most things.”

“I torture you with Shrek and Nic Cage. That’s not torture, it’s a fucking blessing.”

“That was terrifying, thank you.”

“It’s almost like you have to wake up every day.”

“It’s so I can pretend that I care.”

“I said I loved you and you laughed.”

[andhaert]

au where xander is spelled zandyr. 

[andhaert]

shipping with xander challenge!!!!

[deadlycgifs]

Liam James as Billy Bennett in Deadly Class (1.02)