Sciortino

hey.

[rumour-deactivated20121224]

is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths because their vaginas can like swallow water or something and then get infected and then they can die or is that just a myth

[boredbarbara-deactivated2019073]

did you take sex ed in texas

[michelleion]

let me just say that i live in texas and in my sexual education a girl asked what the clitoris was and the teacher told her that it didn’t exist.

[catchymemes]

[s-gellar]

[mishasminions]

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

[misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

[lastseasonsloser-deactivated201]

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

[illogical-bullshit]

And she will be a completely different woman, but that’s alright.

Most folks with this guy’s mindset will go far in life. 

[cartoongoblin]

I’m still proud of the fact that a couple of years ago, I tweeted to Sarah Michelle Gellar and asked if Stern had paid up on his bet. To my great surprise, she actually replied and said he hadn’t and he owed them money. 😂😂

[memescomedy]

[kxneki]

why want the d when you can have the p

[relishboi]

they said ass in mario

they said it

they said ass in mario

[xeppeli]

[mariomarc]

And hell

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

[a-cornucopia-of-characters]

They said dammit in Zelda

[aserthi]

[ncnova-archived-deactivated2019]

Nintendo is getting there, guys

[spoonmarner]

number one picks, they’re just like us

[brbjellyfishing]

fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!!!

[mimikyyuu]

doctors in tweets be like

[pettycentral]

[sohapppily]

[the-murderous-bettie-rage]

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.

[sociallyawkwardphantasy]

Same

[moss-flesh]

reblog if youd say yes

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[anxietyproblem]

I felt that

[theflavourofyourlips]

same (x)

[combeferret]

#why does Harrison ford always look like someone tricked him into being on tv?

[thessalian]

Probably because they did.

[thegunlady]

okay but I legitimately think he was standing there assuming those curtains were gonna open instead of the fucking wall

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[nethilia]

whitepeople.jpg

[inixoq-blog-deactivated20231103]

I can’t stop thinking of this and how it describes white people’s attitude towards Mexican food perfectly. 

[srsfunny]

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