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pick your fighter:

A- Karen, 53, essential oil mom, calls herself a witch after seeing a boomer meme on facebook, tells all of her friends she’s an empath but can’t stand the homeless people dirtying her street, her ‘familiar’ is a miniature pinscher on the verge of collapse

B- CrystallRavynStarr, 22, ‘baby witch’, mistook a light reflection in a photo of her crystal altar for a deity, frequents tumblr looking for new tea spells, doesn’t know if magic actually works but it’s fun so why not, works at lush because she says ‘it’s the witchiest place to work’

C- Barney also known as Merlyn Cunninghame, 47, assures you he’s been practicing for over ten years in an Olde™ tradition, has actually only read llewellyn books, insists on skyclad ritual in his suburban yard, is making you deeply uncomfortable while talking about ‘initiating’ people D- Eddie also known as Magnum Stultus, 26, Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn, claims to be a God in the flesh, hasn’t done laundry in weeks, tried to summon a succubus last week but was left with a container of rancid bodily fluids and bruised confidence, has not seen a woman that’s not his mother in 3 months

nezclaw

#CrystallRavynStarr#She’ll grow out of the phase once she gets some experience under her belt#Ain’t nothing wrong with the occasional tea spell#The other three are beyond hope

systlin

We’ve all been CrystalRavynStarr at some point. Hell. I was at 16.

Now, if you give her 10 years and she refuses to learn or grow in any way and gets angry at anyone who tries to share techniques with her in any way that contradicts what she Knows/calls her out for appropriating closed traditions and using the G slur right left and center, THEN we throw her in the trash.