Astrology...ish

Mostly a comedic astrology account. Don’t take it too seriously. (Run by an Aquarius) Follow my Q&A blog @zodiac-bs 22k+ followers. Start date: 7.20.2017.

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HAPPY AQUARIUS SEASON!!!!!! 💙🌊🦋💦

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Happy Sagittarius season!!!! I love u!!! My favorite sign!!! ♐️🦌🏹

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The signs as Bath & Body Works fall scents

Aries: spiced apple toddy

Taurus: pumpkin pecan waffles

Gemini: leaves

Cancer: white coconut caramel

Leo: white pumpkin

Virgo: mahogany teakwood

Libra: sweet cinnamon pumpkin

Scorpio: frosted cranberry

Sagittarius: marshmallow pumpkin latte

Capricorn: cinnamon caramel swirl

Aquarius: pumpkin apple

Pisces: sweater weather

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year 3 of running this blog...still doing squad rates 

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Happy Virgo season 😇💚

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Oh yeah! Happy Cancer season! 🦀🤍♋️

(Black Lives Matter, Trans Lives Matter, Black Trans Lives Matter🖤)

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This account supports Black Lives Matter and the riots happening around the United States right now.

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The signs as things people are doing during quarantine

Aries: cleaning/organizing

Taurus: baking bread

Gemini: drinking

Cancer: puzzles

Leo: watching Netflix

Virgo: video chatting

Libra: naps

Scorpio: DIY haircuts

Sagittarius: TikTok

Capricorn: yoga

Aquarius: online shopping

Pisces: personality quizzes

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Are you dating or best friends with a Taurus?

Yes one of my best friends is a Taurus 🥳

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The signs as Animal Crossing characters that aren’t villagers

Aries: Timmy

Taurus: Gulliver

Gemini: Tom Nook

Cancer: Leif

Leo: Mabel

Virgo: Daisy Mae

Libra: Isabelle

Scorpio: Flick

Sagittarius: Tommy

Capricorn: Blathers

Aquarius: Harv

Pisces: C.J.

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Hey everyone!

If you follow me you know that this account is solely for astrology related content. I’m breaking that rule just this once, because I’ve just released a new single, and I’m super proud of it, and it slaps, and I’m posting it here to try and reach a bigger audience. 💓 Take a listen to Nectarine, by Sam Golba (me), on all streaming services, if you want to. 🍑💕 if you like sad queer sexy dance music, this ones for you.

Links to all platforms found here: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/samgolba/nectarine

-the Aquarius behind Astrologyish

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Happy Taurus season! Make the most of it in quarantine! 🐃🌿💞

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The signs as Mountain Dew flavors

Aries: Code Red

Taurus: Mtn Dew

Gemini: Diet Mtn Dew

Cancer: Live Wire

Leo: Game Fuel

Virgo: Sangria Blast

Libra: White Out

Scorpio: Pitch Black

Sagittarius: Voltage

Capricorn: VooDew

Aquarius: Baja Blast

Pisces: Supernova

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the signs as things to do during covid-19 outbreak <3

Aries: stay home

Taurus: stay home

Gemini: stay home

Cancer: stay home

Leo: stay home

Virgo: stay home

Libra: stay home

Scorpio: stay home

Sagittarius: stay home

Capricorn: stay home

Aquarius: stay home

Pisces: stay home

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I can’t believe this is my most popular post of the past 11 MONTHS

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the signs as things to do during covid-19 outbreak <3

Aries: stay home

Taurus: stay home

Gemini: stay home

Cancer: stay home

Leo: stay home

Virgo: stay home

Libra: stay home

Scorpio: stay home

Sagittarius: stay home

Capricorn: stay home

Aquarius: stay home

Pisces: stay home

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The signs as Animal Crossing: New Horizons villagers

Aries: Apollo

Taurus: Angus

Gemini: Pietro

Cancer: Henry

Leo: Drago

Virgo: Skye

Libra: Merengue

Scorpio: Cherry

Sagittarius: Sherb

Capricorn: Bob

Aquarius: Flick

Pisces: Raymond

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the signs as magic 8 ball answers

Aries: Concentrate and ask again

Taurus: As I see it, yes

Gemini: Don't count on it

Cancer: Better not tell you now

Leo: My sources say no

Virgo: It is certain

Libra: Reply hazy, try again

Scorpio: My reply is no

Sagittarius: Most likely

Capricorn: Signs point to yes

Aquarius: Outlook not so good

Pisces: Ask again later