swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

oh we're still so young, desperate for attention

[kaijutegu]

WOOP WOOP GET SOME SOUP

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[mosquitogirl]

[thereforealiar]

much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation

[ruinedchildhood]

[aletheyass]

i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

[bilesandthesourwolf]

me - any time i feel sleepy - in the year of our lord 2023:

[stilesisbiles]

Me. Every time.

[andmichellesaid]

same

[thepeacefulgarden]

[weaver-z]

Nothing is funnier than when Boomers make political cartoons that end up being accidentally hysterical. Case in point

[garden--ghoul]

Don’t threaten me with a good time

[kosmogrl]

hate not having things to do because I get bored but when I have things to do I hate having things to do, hope that helps

[borderlinebeauty]

lolol yes omg.

[thepeacefulgarden]

[thepeacefulgarden]

[thepeacefulgarden]

[funnytwittertweets]

[crebermatrix-deactivated2023080]

I think I might have a problem guys

[crebermatrix-deactivated2023080]

[andmichellesaid]

thanks I hate it

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

They said it couldn't be done: this gay guy is going to bed early

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Okay fine it couldn't be done