this is a thing

I am me, they/she, i'm 25 unless i forget to update this If you want to chat message me and I'll maybe respond whenever I'm next awake and stuff. this will be occasionally adult. if you don't like it feel free to look away.

[burin-burin]

who stole her ice cream

[clacy2812]

Can you post the colored Toph doodle w her tongue out separately its so damn cute please

here ye go :)

[queer-adhd]

Revolting little machine I hope someone guy fawkeses you too.

(Context: was trying to find the text of a version of the Guy Fawkes poem which ends 'are we glad that they stopped him or not?' Was not expecting this thing to run defence for the UK parliament 400 years ago)

[queer-adhd]

Btw, if you ever wanted an indicator of the ideological censorship that now exists, and how pervasive it has become? The poem I was looking for, with its implication that maybe it might not have been a bad thing to blow up parliament way back when, was published in a children's book two decades ago. Without incident. Now I can't even SEARCH for that poem without receiving a telling off for its contents.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

[fluff-e-boy]

One of the most important images of all time

[wigglesdtuff]

jayayayaya

[maidthings]

I still dont really understand how to socialize with Normal People but I know they really never expect you to ever use the word "homunculus" so it usually plays pretty well

[maidthings]

which is weird because in our modern lives we encounter and make frequent use of homunculi every single day

[barefoot--and--braless]

biting is a love language

[barefoot--and--braless]

hey i love you let me sink my teeth in

[barefoot--and--braless]

i love you

[barefoot--and--braless]

let me leave a mark

[beeabart]

murder wives

[random-jot]

ooh I got pliny of elder

[teaboot]

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

[dontwannabeaphyrexianidiot]

[just-alex-iguess]

He's avoiding the question!

[baradragon]

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

[coyotegirl-writer-s-block]

Cherenkov's Gun is a common piece of writing advice: if there's a gun above the mantle in a story, it should fire bullets that move faster than the speed of light and glow a shocking blue color.

[coyotegirl-writer-s-block]

Chekov Radiation is a phenomena where small pieces of metal move very fast after being subjected to a small detonation

[electricpurrs]

i FEEL like some of glados characterization is lost when the jokes about her circle around fitting the "dommy step on me sexy + intelligent + evil/cruel" archetype not like she isnt evil or intelligent or sexy but i do think i greatly enjoy her character more when i get to remember she is a little silly. she is mean and cruel by making up the most elaborate and stupid sounding insults ever. she has an extreme grudge against you which she insists shes not mad about while mentioning the fact every two minutes. shes madly obsessed with a woman who never responded to a word shes ever said. most of the shit she says is just straight up ridiculous. shes constantly battling intense feelings of loneliness while refusing to admit to anyone she could ever want company or affection. she is described by the creators as "throwing fits like an angry child". glados IS a little bit pathetic and silly and a very funny and very sad character. shes a woman of multitudes

[berlogauwu]

portal fanart in 2026 omg

[woopercup]

But now I only want you gone

[strawbebbynya]

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

[whitachi]

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks