[gayteensupreme]

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

[jame7t]

Your boyfriend is too small he fell into the bong and died

[windows5]

me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast

me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch

me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner

[ohyeah]

Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence

[dectech]

i am terrified about what apollo may do with this post

[memeuplift]

[low-poly-yuri]

you never realize how many images there are on tumblr until you have no wifi and two bars and none of them will load

[cheaphalloweencostume]

there is…. another juice

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

why are there so many words

[catgirlnips]

[memewhore]

[spleenyz]

[picrossingguard]

[viradianjedi]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your average mailman has likely delivered thousands of dildos during their career.

[guerrillatech]

[photo-and-video-captions]

[id: A tweet from rishi mahesh. It reads "abolish the five day work week please i need to do my dishes" end id]

[stimman4000]

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[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Slurp

[faketop-deactivated20201219]

hole tightening juice

[homofied]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[atomkind-deactivated20150911]

‘do u have kinks’ yeah like five in my neck

[cinematv]

#me at holiday parties

[betterthankanyebitch]