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alex - they/ey/ae- 24 lmao- hellenic polytheist

[sharkflan]

a pigeon, if you care

[beaft]

face of a man who has known sorrow

[beaft]

had to google this as i wasn't familiar with the name. incredibly specific and accurate reference. please don't compare my cat-in-law to a homestuck character again

[glowcowboy]

i love re-consuming media i used to love when i was younger. like wow! child me still is in me i am holding her hand and keeping her safe and doing her favorite things with her!!!!

[catasters]

[larval-tear]

[eddiegettingshot]

"their relationship is strictly platonic" "they're so in love" well, more importantly, they are fucking weird and abnormal about each other in an undeniable way

[coisasdetere]

Swan cygnet in its feather palace…

[only-cat-memes]

[fullmetalfisting]

My dog is friends with a merchandiser at TJMaxx.

We used to go to dog-friendly stores because our trainer recommended that we get him comfortable in a busy environment. We wound up going to TJMaxx twice a week or more, where he befriended a young (often very stoned) woman. That was two years ago.

Now we go to TJMaxx often and wander the aisles and I only know when this woman is close because his tail starts wagging and he starts screaming.

It’s to the point where she doesn’t treat me like a customer, she treats me like a coworker. Yesterday she was like, “thank god Christmas is over. We can finally put all this worthless shit in the clearance aisle.” Then she looked lovingly at my dog and said, “cant we, atlas?”

[kermitlesbian]

[crapbirdphotography]

Common tern (probably), fog (definitely)

[fractiousrvt]

I love that i cannot be entirely sure which way this bird(?) Is even facing

[attorneytrash]

to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel

[as-deep-as-the-sea]

“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually

[transgayaccount]

“i dont want to be a burden” dude i found the point of it all thanks to you. i realised the joy of existing is doing so with you bro

[dalniente]

"i don't want to be a burden" you're worth carrying. i don't care if you'd be worth it to you; you're worth it to me. i smile every time i think of you. and buddy you're just gonna have to figure out how to cope w that <3

[yamitamiko]

"I don't want to be a burden" human hands and arms and hearts are made for carrying.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

[helpmemysisterisafreak]

The fucking worst is that as I get older i completly understand the interest to catch up an unreasonable long time because turns out adults just dont get enough time to hang with friends, so catch up next to the Aldi cheese aisle it is

[ninth-order-simulacra]

you can see the increasing age of tumblr users, these posts are like tree rings.

[tsuquilisda]

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

[bebemoon]

ughhh fine *experiences emotional growth*

[homunculus-argument]

Congratulations to everyone who decided to do the annual January Challenge this year: successfully getting through every single day of January.

[orcposts]

do not go gentle into that good night

[orcposts]

be a bit of a bitch about it