there's no hope after all

just another loser with a weird tumblr. actually, im a MD already. im 90% coffee 10% person.

[catchymemes]

[ceruleanheaven]

why does everybody hate me [remembers my behaviour and personality] why dont they hate me more

[dailycatsblog]

[iwashandpicked]

"wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy"

i'd wish it on 11 people i met TODAY

[replicated-archive]

you know what's wrong with me? i like information

[sourdough-seal]

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened

[enjoylentgreen]

[valtsv]

me trying not to make impulse purchases when i’m sad

[roughribo]

Hold her like you own her. Not sometimes. All the time. That's your prized possession and you're going to treat her like the trophy she is.

Talking with friends? Arm around her back and hand holding her hip keeping her pressed to your side.

Need to get around her? Grab her by the hips and physically relocate her and put her back in her spot after.

Walking around at a gathering? Keep a firm grip on her hand and YOU navigate the crowd for you both. She just gets pulled along.

Driving? That inner thigh better be grabbed tight by you. Not grabbing the inner thigh while driving is a war crime under the Geneva conventions.

Kissing? Hold her in place by the throat to steady your aim.

She sleepy in public? Hold her by the back of her head and keep her face pressed to your chest.

HOLD HER LIKE YOU OWN HER BECAUSE YOU DO. TAKE PRIDE IN YOUR PROPERTY DAMNIT.

[theeggoman]

Our girlfriend looks so pretty from outer space

[cwunch]

[piecesofbrokenrecollections]

my sister decorated a cat yesterday

[piecesofbrokenrecollections]

This was now a decade ago but I got news about this kitty from someone who works at the clinic he lived in: he lived up to 20 years old 💙

[the-big-mood]

Manage your very own video store in the early 90s! Rent, sell, decorate and expand your business from the ground up and relive the golden ag

[throwbackblr]

[ruinedchildhood]

[the-big-mood]

Instagram

[heizzer]

the bus won't arrive

[yms1]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[catsbeaversandducks]

"no"

By yuki_illust19

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

[transparasite-deactivated201806]

I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.

[shellysbees-blog]

But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

[moonlit-hedge]

Here’s the gif for anyone curious.

[siren-kitten-his-deactivated202]

I had to go through the notes to find the gif. Not because I didn’t believe him but because I wanted to see it.

[illisidifan]

Fantastic