andie 🕺🏼✨

I sometimes post dumb aftg/rwrb/the arcana stuff | ENTP 7w8 🧩 | she/they | pfp & header: @unholyrodeo on instagram ☀️✨💛⚡️

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taking a break indefinitely!

I need time for myself and posting has been making me unhappy so I'm going to take a break idk for how long maybe forever who knows I just know I need to rest. 😮‍💨 ty for understanding ily all 💕

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matt: you know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works...

neil, drinking toast: why do you say that?

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matt: neil, what do "idk," "ly," and "ttyl" mean?

neil: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.

matt: okay, love you too! I'll just ask dan.

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interviewer: how many kids do you have?

matt: biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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nicky: you call it "really bad at darts," I call it freestyle acupuncture.

roland: sir, I'm going to have to have to ask you to leave the bar...

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kevin: my stomach growled super loud in french

kevin: I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak french it growled in french class, I apologize.

nicky: bonjour

dan: le growl

matt: hon hon hon, feed me a baguette

kevin: why do I even interact with you

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lucio, texting: tadpoles

nadia: ???

lucio: *YASSSS

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asra: whore.

julian: I have a degradation kink.

asra: oh.

asra: good boy, then. 🤗🌸 you're doing so well! 💘✨

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lucio: why are there no sexy doctors?

julian: false. they let me be a doctor strictly because of ✨THIS SPECTACULAR ASS ✨

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julian: once when I was tired I accidentally wrote medical "reslut" and not medical result.

lucio: reply slut

julian: don't tell me what to do.

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portia: I wish I could read magic balls...

julian: I wish I could read balls ;)

lucio: I wish I could read :/

nadia: ...I wish I hadn't read those messages.

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how the FUCK did I not realize I was ace sooner the closet was FUCKING GLASS .

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june: isn't it funny how in most hispanic cultures instead of the tooth fairy there's a mouse called perez?

alex: is perez a nice mouse? is he sexy?

nora: alex wants to fuck the mouse.

henry: not very surprising.

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june, holding a bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?

alex: *chugs all of it*

alex: it's perfume.