AI

[thingsfromthedirt]

[geezus-louisus]

fuck that baby shoes story. this is the shortest saddest story ever told.

[rtrixie]

>you will own nothing

>you will even have to finance your pizza

>you will be happy

[kittensnax]

Little German boy vacuuming his house like ja das crumbsinsoil go up thru the suckentuber

[54735749956555371253415-deactiv]

[spoogliedoo]

love watching almost 50,000 people cheer on this perfect creature evade rent-a-cops for four fucking minutes

[thatswutttheycallmeee]

[funnytwittertweets]

[snout]

my apparently very exclusive breaking bad fan theory

[happierman]

“… and make sure the beaver has huge tits.”

[cannibalchicken]

[valtsv]

if i got put in a jigsaw trap and survived i wouldnt learn anything id just be like well that was fucked up lol

[fleetwoodsushi]

I cannot get over this omfg

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

you’re too late spiderman!

WEED HAS BEEN LEGALIZED. NYEHAHEHEHAHEHEAHHHHAH

[helloitsbees]

BUT YOU’RE THE ONE GETTING SMOKED GOBBY!

[freakonakaleesh]

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

[freakonakaleesh]

[funnytwittertweets]

[nevver]

Whiteout, Ying Yin

[thebuffyfiles]

[dormouseking]

This is what being over 25 on this website feels like