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And you thought you had a cool carâŚ
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10-Minute Play:Â âPackingâ
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10-Minute Play - Paint
 Two friends talk babies and moving away at an art studio.
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TANYA and STU sit side by side, their feet dipped into a pool.
TANYA
This is where I wanted to be.
STU
Me too.
TANYA
At a hotel pool during the day.
STU
With me?
TANYA
Of course. You and me, not doing anything. Just being.
STU
I have to leave soon. I was on call and Timâs out sick.
TANYA
Shhh.
STU
Ok. Why?
TANYA
Youâre forcing me into the future and I donât want to go
there yet.
STU
Sorry.
TANYA
Here, now, is all I want to think of.
STU
Itâs hard for me to do that. Want to soda?
TANYA
Whyâs it hard?
STU
I donât know. My mind just starts jumping to other stuff,
like what am I going to eat tonight, how am I going to pay
rent, when will I start losing hair like my dad.
TANYA
I think it skips a generation.
STU
Balding?
TANYA
Paying rent.
STU
Huh?
TANYA
Iâm joking. But, now youâre making me think about the future
even more and itâs creeping me out.
STU
Iâm sorry. I would have said something different if I knew it
would bother you.
TANYA
Now youâre thinking about the past. Canât change it Stu, so
letâs just sit here, OK?
STU
OK.
TANYA
Sometimes when I hear trickling water, even real faint like
this, I think itâs a language that I just donât understand
and the water is trying to tell me something.
STU
I never thought of it that way. Like what? Whatâs it trying
to tell you?
TANYA
I donât know. Maybe âeverything is going to be okâ? Maybe
âhotdogs are bad for youâ.? Itâs hard to tell with water
because it probably knows a lot more than we do
STU
I remember seeing a movie where the water became like a
living thing and took a human form or whatever. I guess
thatâs in the past though too, huh?
TANYA
Donât beat yourself up about it.
STU
I do.
TANYA
Do what?
STU
Beat myself up about stuff. Iâm trying not to.
TANYA
Iâm sorry to hear that, Stu. Do you want to talk about it?
STU
No, itâs stupid. And definitely not in the present.
TANYA
I think we all beat ourselves up, Stu. Just in different
ways. Maybe getting it off your chest would help.
STU
Maybe. But the stuff repeats in my head so much, Iâm sick of
thinking about it, let alone talking about it.
TANYA
Maybe talking will help escape. From your brain or wherever
itâs stuck.
STU
Now Iâm just embarrassed. I feel like my pants are down.
TANYA
Thatâs normal. We feel naked when we share our deeper selves.
Thatâs why we SHOULD do it, I think. Want me to share
something to show you how easy it is?
STU
Ok.
TANYA
Letâs see. What donât you know?
STU
Lots of stuff. I barely see you at work ever.
TANYA
I stole five bucks from the register last week.
STU
What?
TANYA
I stole five bucks just to see if I could get away with it.
STU
Did you?
TANYA
Unless youâre going to rat me out.
STU
No, I mean itâs only five bucks. But, why risk getting caught
or fired?
TANYA
Iâm not sure. I was having a shitty day. Mr. Franklin was
talking to me like a child and for the first time I can
remember, I felt like I was going to be stuck in that stupid
bookstore for the rest of my life. Stuck in this town, doing
the same thing everyday. I wanted to break out of that
feeling, so I did what ever came to my mind first.
STU
And you stole five bucks.
TANYA
And I stole five bucks. I knew that would bump me off my path
a little bit. Maybe getting caught would have been the best
thing that could have happened. I didnât though. I felt great
afterwards. My heart beating in my chest and the feeling I
could get called up to the office at any minute felt alive.
Different, you know.
STU
Are you going to steal more stuff? Like a thiefâs high or
something?
TANYA
Thatâs what Iâm afraid of. Wanting to feel that rush again.
But when will it end? After I stole a car? Itâs a rabbit hole
I think.
STU
Where?
TANYA
No, I mean the idea, like a can of worms.
STU
Whatâs so wrong with Dayton?
TANYA
I donât know. Thereâs just a billion places to live and I
know this one. And I donât wake up excited that iâm in
Dayton.
STU
I know people that leave but then they come back because they
liked it more than they thought.
TANYA
Well, they had to leave first, right?
STU
Could have just took it from someone else that did it.
TANYA
Am I sensing that you donât want me to go, Stu?
STU
Iâm not saying- If it would be up to me, Iâd. OK, yeah, I
donât want you to go. This place would be a lot less
interesting if you werenât around. Nobody to tell me to stop
thinking about the future.
TANYA
You know what I think you need?
STU
What?
TANYA
To steal something.
STU
See, the devil got you. You sin once and all you want to do
is sin again. My mom would have a field day on you.
TANYA
Iâd have to stay to listen first.
STU
Itâs hard to get away. Her big eyes paralyze you into staying
where youâre at.
TANYA
How about a pool towel. Put it in your bag.
STU
No way. They probably have staff looking out the window at us
as is. The last thing I want is to reinforce the though that
all 20-somethings are out to do evil.
TANYA
Putting a towel in your bag isnât evil, Stu.
STU
Well, it ainât right.
TANYA
Doesnât mean anything to them. They wonât even know itâs
gone. But, think of what it can do for you, Stu? It will fill
you with excitement and make you feel like you donât have to
stay within anyoneâs plans for you.
STU
Yeah?
TANYA
Yeah.
STU
I think youâre just looking for an accomplice so youâre not
the only feeling guilty about stealing five dollars.
TANYA
I donât feel guilty. Iâm still figuring out what I feel.
STU
How about I put it in my bag and then leave it here when I
go?
TANYA
Not the same. You ready to share what you were talking about
earlier?
STU
Nah. Itâs dumb.
TANYA
Let me know when you do.
TANYA stands and takes Stuâs towel. She
exits.
STU
Are you coming back?
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