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[ewergfjndfbj-deactivated2026040]

why are you so biased in favor of trans women and hate anyone who isnt one

[fridog]

reblog if youre biased in favor of trans women and hate anyone who isnt one

[hidingundermicroscopes]

[weaver-z]

I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor's backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals (it was yellow, but definitely a rose of some kind), and as a very logical lass, I came to the conclusion that you could have premarital sex AT LEAST ten times before your future husband would even notice something was up. Moral of the story? Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know before writing your weird religious propaganda.

[the-tenth-arcanum]

the thing that annoys me the most about it is that it's just some random metaphor, like, why should I even agree with the premise. "you are like a beautiful rose" based on what? oh we're just making up stuff, well then I say you're like a restaurant tip jar and every time you have sex someone adds a shiny coin to the pile. you're a beautiful photo album and every sexual partner is an interesting polaroid to add to your collection. since we're just saying whatever

[mysterymellie]

[pdparker1977]

[aki1044aki]

[ryanphantom]

had a nightmare last night that i watched friends and found it funny

[androgynousmakerbasement]

Horrifying

[chocoette]

[crashingbore]

This still fucks so hard

[ryebreadgf]

yayyyy

[jomiddlemarch]

[crimewave420]

me and stan just fucked up at&t

[frankiedotbiz]

[sandmandaddy69]

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[lets-get-wet-77]

$$$KKKuM

[loganondorf]

milk me like one of your french cows

[loganondorf]

ahhhh stop reblogging this or it’ll be the very first thing people see on my blog!!!

[phantomvogue]

Rick Owens pissing in his own mouth from the May 2002 issue of I-D Magazine. @evilrashida

[skyrim-forever]

Me to me when I repeat past mistakes when I know better

[segamascott]