then things got funny

[m86-deactivated20171116]

If you hard. Then you hard.

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[goon]

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

[mothwizard]

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

[hxdeharia-deactivated20160403]

Why did I laugh so much

[scienceshenanigans]

NASA asks Twitter to name the new planets.

[frost-strix17]

Tragic past doesn’t mean = actions justified

Tragic past means = explanation behind acts.

[nineprotons]

[berry-muffin]

I just can’t draw Andrew consistently. Oh well.

[insp.]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[strange--------------face-deact]

reaching for my dreams and goals like

[littlemissmollymormon-blog]

“You’re an adult now.”

Me

[sam-the-cat-lady]

WATER

EARTH

Fire

AIR

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avacatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I adopted the new Avacatar, a kittybender named Steve. And although his felinebending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. But I believe Steve can save the world.

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

[padnote-deactivated20210623]

OH GOD I WASN’T READY FOR WHAT CONTENT AWARE SCALING DOES TO MY CAT

[catpun]

the only gym visible from my house is this graffitied shed called the “battle toad” in the middle of the woods

[sad--gittarius]

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

[theproblematicblogger]

YALL ARE GONNA NEED TO TURN THE SOUND ON