.cognitive.dissonance.

awkward, but awesome. The muffin amongst cupcakes. :3 Thank you for visiting, please excuse the mind vomit. There are: ninjas lurking

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idk, this has probably been discovered by somebody smarter than me long ago already… anyway, just in case it helps!

[deusexdraconis]

oooooooh

[maybelline]

And he’s the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.

[andthetiguerrawred]

prettyy muchhh

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[andthetiguerrawred]

this gets me EVERY.TIME. hahahaahaha changmin's drawing of yunho is ON POINT. LOL

[gunrunnerhell]

“And they who for their country die shall fill an honored grave, for glory lights the soldier’s tomb, and beauty weeps the brave.” - Joseph Rodman Drake

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Let’s not forget what Memorial Day is actually about.

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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

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the first post ever on tumblr

[wendigogh]

this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts

[the-jackals]

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR SOME SHIT WOW

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Posted by WALLQ

[flyingscotsman]

Joke of the day.

[asianh0]

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”

what

[roseonabeach]

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

[snakedickenergy]

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

[acetylkevin]

This is brilliant.

[geekstuffandsnarking]

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(I like that this has no gender pronouns, too.)

[feministbecky]

I like that the person asking for sex isn’t pissed off.

[rewiredotnews]

This is great.

[diploisdaddy]

this is 100 fucking percent how it should be

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[ajnagabriella]

“As a lotus flower is born in water, grows in water and rises out of water to stand above it unsoiled, so I, born in the world, raised in the world having overcome the world, live unsoiled by the world” —Buddha 

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i fucking love this quote

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[raspberryslime]

[howshouldweaccountforme]

When that 9/15 return that has ruined your summer finally goes out the door

[madgirlf]

when she was 7, a boy pushed her on the playground she fell headfirst into the dirt and came up with a mouthful of gravel and lines of blood chasing each other down her legs when she told her teacher what happened, she laughed and said ‘boys will be boys honey don’t let it bother you he probably just thinks you’re cute’ but the thing is, when you tell a little girl who has rocks in her teeth and scabs on her knees that hurt and attention are the same you teach her that boys show their affection through aggression and she grows into a young woman who constantly mistakes the two because no one ever taught her the difference ‘boys will be boys’ turns into ‘that’s how he shows his love’ and bruises start to feel like the imprint of lips she goes to school with a busted mouth in high school and says she was hit with a basketball instead of his fist the one adult she tells scolds her ‘you know he loses his temper easily why the hell did you have to provoke him?’ so she shrinks folds into herself, flinches every time a man raises his voice by the time she’s 16 she’s learned her job well be quiet, be soft, be easy don’t give him a reason but for all her efforts, he still finds one ‘boys will be boys’ rings in her head ‘boys will be boys he doesn’t mean it he can’t help it’ she’s 7 years old on the playground again with a mouth full of rocks and blood that tastes like copper love because boys will be boys baby don’t you know that’s just how he shows he cares she’s 18 now and they’re drunk in the split second it takes for her words to enter his ears they’re ruined like a glass heirloom being dropped between the hands of generations she meant them to open his arms but they curl his fists and suddenly his hands are on her and her head hits the wall and all of the goddamn words in the world couldn’t save them in this moment she touches the bruise the next day boys will be boys aggression, affection, violence, love how does she separate them when she learned so early that they’re inextricably bound, tangled in a constant tug-of-war she draws tally marks on her walls ratios of kisses to bruises one entire side of her bedroom turns purple, one entire side of her body boys will be boys will be boys will be boys when she’s 20, a boy touches her hips and she jumps he asks her who the hell taught her to be scared like that and she wants to laugh doesn’t he know that boys will be boys? it took her 13 years to unlearn that lesson from the playground so I guess what I’m trying to say is i will talk until my voice is hoarse so that my little sister understands that aggression and affection are two entirely separate things baby they exist in difference universes my niece can’t even speak yet but I think I’ll start with her now don’t ever accept the excuse that boys will be boys don’t ever let him put his hands on you like that if you see hate blazing in his eyes don’t you ever confuse it with love baby love won’t hurt when it comes you won’t have to hide it under long sleeves during the summer and the only reason he should ever reach out his hand is to hold yours

Fortesa Latifi – Boys Will Be Boys, (And Why That Is The Stupidest Thing You Could Ever Say To A Little Girl)

[hautedeath]

Chimamamda Ngozi Adiche, We Should All Be Feminists

[amandamccc]

The most powerful thing anyone has ever said to me: “You deserve to take up space.” 

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Stuff Nobody Tells you About Getting An Apartment.

This’ll cover the basics, such as financial expectation, rental history, what to bring for the application process, etc.

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