i’m sorry. i can’t come to the phone right now? why? oh. cause i hate talking on the phone please text me instead.
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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i’m sorry. i can’t come to the phone right now? why? oh. cause i hate talking on the phone please text me instead.
Look What You Made Me Do @taylorswift ✏🐍❤ In the middle of the night, in my dreams I know, you gonna notice me🙏
Please Tay, notice it🙏🙏🙏❤
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HOLY MOTHER OF SWIFT THIS IS ACTUALLY INSANE YES DASHA YESSS
Thank you!!
welcome to my blog
the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened
Like this?
OH MY GOD
fucking physics engine exploit!!???
The guy on the moped had me dying 🤣😂
not to sound cheesy but… i can’t wait to find my soulmate (whomst is a girl, i am gay, this is a Gay Love post) and not only love her for the rest of our lives but also like… work towards that love? because being in a relationship isn’t always fun, it takes effort to love someone for decades and decades, and idk it just sounds really neat to consciously choose someone over and over while she does the same for me, especially in a world that wants to use our love to tear us down
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FULL VIDEO 8/27 AT THE VMAS
Look What You Made Me Do
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why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)
Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow
Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday
Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.
english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh
Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”
Lingible (adj): meant to be licked
Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked
Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick
Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer
Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear
and my personal favorite
Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish
I’m bisexual(@threesome sites)
We are bisexuals
I’m bisexual girl
We are bisexual girls
I’m bisexual boy
We are bisexual boys
DEAR EVAN HANSEN at Arena Stage | 7.10.15 - 8.23.15
Reading the Cursed Child
me: oh my god. they’re meeting on the train. this is perfect… oh my god. they’re hugging now. i am so here for a potter/malfoy friendship… okay, so like, i mean i guess they’re just like really close friends?… i feel like i’ve never hugged my guy friends this much… hold up… “you make me stronger.” this feels pretty gay dude… “you two- you belong together.” oh. my. god. they’re not friends, they’re fucking boyfriends. <3 i can’t wait for them to tie it up in a sweet scene in the end making it canon…wait.what’s happeni- no, wait. WAIT.
JKR:
me:
This musical will be the end of me. I've already listened to the only song on. Spotify 27 1/2 times.
Reblog if you would welcome dwayne the rock johnsson into your home
Dwayne knows he can stop by any time, Dwayne knows he’s always welcome